numeniusa
Probably naked...
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As soon as you walk in the door, save time and get undressed

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As soon as you walk in the door, save time and get undressed
I've had woman-flu this week. Ugh. Lolling around feeling sorry for myself. Endless nose-blowing. Unable to hear, think, or drink coffeeconfused:j.
Much better today, though...![]()
No coffee!!!!!!!!!!!! You look good to me.
I've had woman-flu this week. Ugh. Lolling around feeling sorry for myself. Endless nose-blowing. Unable to hear, think, or drink coffeeconfused:j.
Much better today, though...![]()
Flu of any kind is miserable, even if you are prescribed Tamiflu. So its good to hear that your feeling better.![]()
If I'm honest, it was just a cold, but it was horrid... I've never had tamiflu, but I don't think I've really had actual proper flu. I escaped the so-called aussie flu in January, that was a dreadful thing.
How are you doing, Mr TN? Are you full of the joys of Spring?![]()
I'm doing quite well Numi, thank you for asking. Spring is taking its time in arriving here as we've had several cold snaps. But friskiness is indeed afoot.![]()
Ooh, frisky! That sounds good. A man should be frisky when the sap is rising...![]()
Well thank you, you wouldn't have said that had you seen me on Friday...
No coffee, no - just couldn't face it for some reason. I stuck with the healing power of Earl Grey tea, that seemed to do the trick!
I like to occasionally use the phrase twiterpated when the circumstances and company allow or dictate. When I see a gleam in someone's eye or get an ah ha in a message then I know they recognized the context.
And besides, it's the ladies such as yourself that incite all of that friskiness every spring...summer...fall... winter...![]()
If I didn't mean it, I would not have said it. So there.![]()
Hurray, hurray, the first of May. Outdoor sex begins today.
Trad, arranged Numi![]()
Oh I'm feeling the outdoor pull definitely today. While walking at lunch, I had fantasies of playing on comfortable furniture on a large stone patio overlooking the water here.
Sounds like you look forward to this date. Care to share any outdoor sex activities that were inspired by May 1??
Don't forget HB. We can make it a party.
It's a traditional Brit saying
I shall refer the honourable gentleman to my tale of a filthy summer picnic. I'm hoping to repeat the experience soon. Went past the secret picnic place today, as it happens. Couldn't take my eyes off it, it's just visible from a lane on the other side of the valley if you know where to look![]()
Hurray, hurray, the first of May. Outdoor sex begins today.
Trad, arranged Numi![]()
where? Where?!!!Hurray, hurray, the first of May. Outdoor sex begins today.
Trad, arranged Numi![]()
Oh!!! So Picnicking is on the table again is it?Sweet!!!
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What time does the show start?
where? Where?!!!
Well, I can think of other uses for a picnic table...
But yes, it's definitely warmer, I'm yearning for a little outdoor fun, the sun caressing my skin, a little wine buzz, naked in the fresh air... And then walking home with slightly wobbly legs after more orgasms than might have been considered wise.
That sort of thing![]()
Do you have binoculars? My secret picnic area is only visible from a couple of positions![]()