Numi's boudoir

[numeniusa]

Hmmm this is almost a chicken/egg scenario....does one jam always before cream and is jam and cream an anytime of the day thing?

Ah, the old 'jam before cream' debate This came up in Honey's 'Sexy Brits' thread yesterday. It's one way in Devon and the other in Cornwall. Don't get them mixed up, or you won't get out alive!

I can never remember which I prefer, so I always do half one way, half the other. Always fun to swing both ways...

 

[tnman03]

Aw, you should, it's rather good

What's your preference for the *ahem* lady garden, Mr TN?

Hmm...well all gardens are different aren't they? But I much prefer bare or nearly so Numi.

How are your thoughts on such?

 

[stu_gats_2000]

not sure how I missed this thread before

 

[hairball18]

Had some chocolate mousse on Saturday. Lovely. No indecent mousse-based activities, though, it might have been considered a bit rude in front of guests

Canada are doing alright in the Commonwealth Games, eh?

The guests have to go with your house rules. Me, I would have hoped for something indecent.
Canadians are good at everything.

 

[numeniusa]

The guests have to go with your house rules. Me, I would have hoped for something indecent.
Canadians are good at everything.

Ooh, I hadn't thought of that. House rules. Mmmm.

This is an interesting idea.

Rule 1: Everyone participates in the indecent use of chocolate mousse...

(Might have to have different house rules for different 'types' of visitors )

 

[numeniusa]

not sure how I missed this thread before

Stu! Hello

Well, now you know where I am...

 

[numeniusa]

Hmm...well all gardens are different aren't they? But I much prefer bare or nearly so Numi.

How are your thoughts on such?

I like bare very much. Immediately it's achieved, that is. When everything is lovely and smooth

It's horribly difficult to maintain, though. Five o'clock shadows, itchy stubble and so on. In fact, in my house this is known as the 'clit moustache'.

So I tend more to very closely trimmed - 5mm or under. I do like bare pussy lips, though, I'm quite happy to keep those and the moustache closely shaved.

 

[tnman03]

I like bare very much. Immediately it's achieved, that is. When everything is lovely and smooth

It's horribly difficult to maintain, though. Five o'clock shadows, itchy stubble and so on. In fact, in my house this is known as the 'clit moustache'.

So I tend more to very closely trimmed - 5mm or under. I do like bare pussy lips, though, I'm quite happy to keep those and the moustache closely shaved.

You'd think that someone would have come up with a more ideal solution for this wouldn't you? I've know a couple of women who went through the laser hair removal process. What you've mentioned is probably the most sustainable.

 

[numeniusa]

You'd think that someone would have come up with a more ideal solution for this wouldn't you? I've know a couple of women who went through the laser hair removal process. What you've mentioned is probably the most sustainable.

I'm quite tempted by laser hair removal for underarms and the like. I can't imagine a time when I won't want hairless pits. I just never seem to get organised and get it done.

I'm told )) that a little hair in the lady garden is A Good Thing, on the grounds that it traps the delicious musky aromas during arousal.

 

[tnman03]

I'm quite tempted by laser hair removal for underarms and the like. I can't imagine a time when I won't want hairless pits. I just never seem to get organised and get it done.

I'm told )) that a little hair in the lady garden is A Good Thing, on the grounds that it traps the delicious musky aromas during arousal.

Yes, there's certainly an allure to that little bit of hair left in the lady garden. A bit of surprise is always a nice thing.

 

[numeniusa]

Yes, there's certainly an allure to that little bit of hair left in the lady garden. A bit of surprise is always a nice thing.

Watch this, and then tell me it's always a nice surprise

Smack The Pony - 'a few wisps'

 

[tnman03]

Watch this, and then tell me it's always a nice surprise

Smack The Pony - 'a few wisps'

HAHAHA....but don't watch that while your taking a sip of water. Hilarious.

 

[hairball18]

Ooh, I hadn't thought of that. House rules. Mmmm.

This is an interesting idea.

Rule 1: Everyone participates in the indecent use of chocolate mousse...

(Might have to have different house rules for different 'types' of visitors )

Now you will have to think of the rules.

 

[scotluvsoral]

Watch this, and then tell me it's always a nice surprise

Smack The Pony - 'a few wisps'

LMAO OMG, that is funny!!!

 

[Hue_G_Rection469]

And here it is...

http://i.imgur.com/iELLsQA.jpg

That's not a white tank, obviously. But there is bosom, and it is uncontrolled

(I've just decided I don't like the word 'bosom'. Sounds ... matronly....)

Call it whatever you want, they are spectacular... would love to try to control them! Horneblende is a very lucky guy!! damn

 

[numeniusa]

HAHAHA....but don't watch that while your taking a sip of water. Hilarious.

LMAO OMG, that is funny!!!

I love that sketch! If I've been a bit lax in my, er, 'personal maintenance', I will always say "I don't think anyone will notice a few wisps"....

'Smack the Pony' was just brilliant. It was all female, but that wasn't the point of it. It was just funny.

 

[numeniusa]

Now you will have to think of the rules.

Yes. I have been thinking about this. So we have Rule 1 already (the 'chocolate mousse' rule).

Rule 2: When the fire gets too hot, it's fine to remove clothes.

(The fire gets hot. Very hot )

 

[numeniusa]

Call it whatever you want, they are spectacular... would love to try to control them! Horneblende is a very lucky guy!! damn

Mr Rection, hello! Or may I call you Hugh?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes. I have been thinking about this. So we have Rule 1 already (the 'chocolate mousse' rule).

Rule 2: When the fire gets too hot, it's fine to remove clothes.

(The fire gets hot. Very hot )

I am down with rules 1 and 2...next

 

[numeniusa]

I am down with rules 1 and 2...next

I'm pleased to hear it

Rule 3: The fondue rule. If your bit of bread comes off your pointy stick thing and falls in the cheese, you have to perform a sexual favour for another guest

(This was an actual rule in my house when we were (a) alone and (b) still had a fondue set )

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm pleased to hear it

Rule 3: The fondue rule. If your bit of bread comes off your pointy stick thing and falls in the cheese, you have to perform a sexual favour for another guest

(This was an actual rule in my house when we were (a) alone and (b) still had a fondue set )

I definitely like rule 3...definitely

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I'm pleased to hear it

Rule 3: The fondue rule. If your bit of bread comes off your pointy stick thing and falls in the cheese, you have to perform a sexual favour for another guest

(This was an actual rule in my house when we were (a) alone and (b) still had a fondue set )

great rule when alone...

 

[hairball18]

Yes. I have been thinking about this. So we have Rule 1 already (the 'chocolate mousse' rule).

Rule 2: When the fire gets too hot, it's fine to remove clothes.

(The fire gets hot. Very hot )

As soon as you walk in the door, save time and get undressed

 

[numeniusa]

I definitely like rule 3...definitely

I can't remember the last time I had a fondue! Or whether my bread fell off I'm not sure there's even still a fondue set in my house now. Might have to come up with an alternative rule 3.

Rule 3a: If you break a tortilla chip in the salsa, you have to perform a sexual favour for another guest

or, if we're being all posh and stuff

Rule 3b: If you drop a veggie in the bagna cauda, you have to perform a sexual favour for another guest

 

[numeniusa]

great rule when alone...

Or if you fancy the pants off your dinner guests, I guess