Dirty conversations while at work

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Dirty conversations about work while at work

It's hard not to get aroused when you're working with people all day long in a busy retail setting. Sometimes the most amazing asses walk in and the mind starts to go nuts with erotic visuals and thoughts. Or it could be a guy in basketball shorts and your mind wonders how big his cock must be looking at his bulge.
Let's share what is currently arousing you while you are at work.

I like flirting with married women while their husbands are next to them...discreetly :) responses I get are quite interesting. They flirt back with I would fuck you eyes.
 
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I work in construction but when I have to go in the office I see some of the hotties there. Always end up leaving with a hard on !
 
So far:
Older grandma type, about 5'2 bbw, nicely proportioned, short hair, chubby cheeks, great thick legs and ass.

Milf, blonde, very nice ass, great tits.
 
I often work from home - just me, the birds at the feeder out back, and the mailman driving down the road!

But, when I am at work - the eye candy is out of this world - 1000s of scantly clad women, many with such fine and nubile bodies. However, even subtle suggestions of what is in my imagination is walking into a minefield... :devil:
 
I often work from home - just me, the birds at the feeder out back, and the mailman driving down the road!

But, when I am at work - the eye candy is out of this world - 1000s of scantly clad women, many with such fine and nubile bodies. However, even subtle suggestions of what is in my imagination is walking into a minefield... :devil:

I would like to explore this minefield.
Do tell :)
 
I used to teach a class at the local community college. Sometimes when the students were busy with exams... i'd look around the room. I see one girl biting her lip while thinking of the answer and I'd wonder if she'd bite her lip while i lick her pussy.
Another girl was twirling her hair with her fingers and I'd visualize those sexy fingers wrapped around my cock.
Still another had nice tits but never wore anything revealing and so I would imagine how she would blush as i pulled her tshirt over her head exposing those glorious tits.
And some times during lectures... these types of thoughts would pop into my head at the most random moments.
 
I used to teach a class at the local community college. Sometimes when the students were busy with exams... i'd look around the room. I see one girl biting her lip while thinking of the answer and I'd wonder if she'd bite her lip while i lick her pussy.
Another girl was twirling her hair with her fingers and I'd visualize those sexy fingers wrapped around my cock.
Still another had nice tits but never wore anything revealing and so I would imagine how she would blush as i pulled her tshirt over her head exposing those glorious tits.
And some times during lectures... these types of thoughts would pop into my head at the most random moments.

This was a very exciting response to read.
I visualized it all. Very erotic and sounds like a great reason to go to work eager to see what the day will bring you.

I see a lot of mother daughters and when I'm helping them out one on one, I can't help but get a nice bulge going and I stare deeply in their eyes. You can tell who is a freak and who is a more subtle dirty minded individual. A lot of bent over asses.
This black lady came in she was beautiful and her ass was the center of attention.
 
I used to teach a class at the local community college. Sometimes when the students were busy with exams... i'd look around the room. I see one girl biting her lip while thinking of the answer and I'd wonder if she'd bite her lip while i lick her pussy.
Another girl was twirling her hair with her fingers and I'd visualize those sexy fingers wrapped around my cock.
Still another had nice tits but never wore anything revealing and so I would imagine how she would blush as i pulled her tshirt over her head exposing those glorious tits.
And some times during lectures... these types of thoughts would pop into my head at the most random moments.

I currently teach at a community college. I know exactly what you mean. ;)
 
I used to teach a class at the local community college. Sometimes when the students were busy with exams... i'd look around the room. I see one girl biting her lip while thinking of the answer and I'd wonder if she'd bite her lip while i lick her pussy.
Another girl was twirling her hair with her fingers and I'd visualize those sexy fingers wrapped around my cock.
Still another had nice tits but never wore anything revealing and so I would imagine how she would blush as i pulled her tshirt over her head exposing those glorious tits.
And some times during lectures... these types of thoughts would pop into my head at the most random moments.


I used to love to tease my handsome professors
 
The girl doing the store inventory has a big round booty. I see it swinging back and forth in front of me every day. Morning chub in pants and ready to work :)
 
Working in the fitness field I end up eye fucking half my clientele. It doesn't help I'm sex deprived. Lately I have been checking out a beast of a man... 275lbs of bulky muscles and exquisite veins. I find myself admiring his arms and can't help imagining him throwing me up against a wall. His wife is just as sexy - a blond with a great smile... I would love to be in a threesome with them!
 
Yesterday I suggested to a co-worker to watch Robert Downing Jrs sex tape. We discussed our fav celeb sex tapes for quite some time actually, boss heard all and didn't call HR; what a swell guy!! ;)
 
Yesterday I suggested to a co-worker to watch Robert Downing Jrs sex tape. We discussed our fav celeb sex tapes for quite some time actually, boss heard all and didn't call HR; what a swell guy!! ;)

I do not work at the right place
 
I have overlong working hours, but I can take a small break and go online almost any time.

So, few days ago I'm sitting at my desk (which I only do 1-2 hours a day, mostly for breaks) and looking through the gay bdsm tumblr of a friend. I got a bif bulge which I was massaging under the desk. So, who enters the room? The cute sexy new trainee/apprentice. He takes a seat at the other desk in the room. My screen is not visible when you enter the room or from the other desk, but behind me there are some pictures on the wall, the glass of the frames reflects my screen somewhat blurry. I saw that his eyes were on those pictures.. or rather that glass and the reflections. He said something like, "Mind? Didn't wanna stay outside and look dumb." I grunted something like "Cute." Then I just returned to my screen and what I was doing, still one hand under the desk. "There something under the desk?" asked he. "Nothing interesting for a trainee," I answered mumbling. "Don't tease and not tell", answers he, rolls his chair backwards and climbs under our desks. I had both my hands on the desk before he was under them. Then he said, "Oh. Nice." Then he returned to his chair.

I will totally keep fooling around with him.
 
I work in law enforcement with hundreds of men... the last flirtation I had at work led me to a mid day encounter in a shower cubicle. He seemed to do rather well out of it.... I reckon he owes me.
 
I fired an employee for sending out dirty messages to another co worker. This young lady actually flirted enough with this man , this man couldnt control his cock so I had to fire him. Later, this young lady got fired by another manager because she was flirting with another man and sent a message to his cell phone.

I guess Karma got her... Spritied lady you are lucky to get a mid day fuck at work.
 
s a contract worker I get to many places....as a bisexual I apparently am the mistress of double entendre.
 
Sadly there was no fucking for me.... although I don’t think he was left unsatisfied.( I certainly was) It did follow weeks of intense texting and long, sexy stares in the office. A large part of the fun is hiding the connection from colleagues and sending filthy messages while keeping up the pretence of working.
 
Sadly there was no fucking for me.... although I don’t think he was left unsatisfied.( I certainly was) It did follow weeks of intense texting and long, sexy stares in the office. A large part of the fun is hiding the connection from colleagues and sending filthy messages while keeping up the pretence of working.

Finding something like that is very rare.
I can already see how exciting it must be to be so secretive.
Naughty :kiss:
 
I rather think that naughty chats at my work place would lead to disciplinary action.
 
Spririted,

That's a very hot follow up... Weeks long of texting and staring. It would be impossible in my place as there are only few people.

I wish you get the opportunity to make it even and get your share of orgasm.
 
I just had a dirty conversation "at work".

I'm actually working from home today and happened to be, well, on the toilet when I received a business phone call from a hot coworker.

While we spoke, since I was... accessible... I took the opportunity to enjoy her voice while I... you know...
 
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