Captainnumnuts
Literotica Guru
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- Feb 17, 2018
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Yes, but it's really FINE shit. Finest kind. Number one, no wait, number two.Why, that's nothing but a bag of shit!
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Yes, but did you really FIND it?
What are you implying?![]()
I said, did you harrow it?
Still a little surly to plant the kisses there.
You must be older than me.We used to call those sing-along records "Twitch Along With Mitch".
You must be bolder than me.
Are you a lady or a Tom boy?!
Chess anyone?
You fat cat millionaires and billionaires should be ashamed of yourselves, your businesses steal from the poor!
Yes, I'm willing to sell my SOUL!![]()
Jesus, you really want Justin Bieber that bad?
Sorry, hon. We can't get an old VW Van. Too hard to repair.
I had visions of some numb nut coming back.
I'll get around to it.
Here, I happen to have a "Round Fruit." You can have it!
Fuck you, stop touching me.
Fair enough, you can't blame a girl for trying.I just don't feel any chemistry. Could you stop licking my throat?
Um, no. Reciprocity is real.Sure, no problem. No means no, but . . . I want your hands in my pants!![]()
I got pepper sprayed!
Lions and Tigers and Bears. Oh my!
Turn the Symbion's dial up to 11, honey. That should do the trick. Boost the thermostat a little, too.None of which makes me sweat.
The Silurian diet? I don't enjoy fossil hunting.