Litiquette V

[lakesailer_mi]

Is sport code word for dick??

She broke our secret code!!!!


And hobby is code for pussy.

Sports and Hobbies....

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She broke our secret code!!!!


And hobby is code for pussy.

Sports and Hobbies....

this totally changes how I see Hobby Lobby

 

[lakesailer_mi]

this totally changes how I see Hobby Lobby

Oh...and Lobby is code for "Licking"....*nods head*

That's why they don't believe in birth control....see....all makes sense now...

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh...and Lobby is code for "Licking"....*nods head*

That's why they don't believe in birth control....see....all makes sense now...

I have a serious obsession with Hobby Lobby. It makes my "heart" happy.

 

[Suz_anne]

What do I need to do for a secret decoder ring?

 

[Little_Sister]

What do I need to do for a secret decoder ring?

Send nude photos of yourself to me and I will work tirelessly as your personal decoder.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have a serious obsession with Hobby Lobby. It makes my "heart" happy.

What do I need to do for a secret decoder ring?

Send nude photos of yourself to me and I will work tirelessly as your personal decoder.

So..."heart" = boobs right? Hobby lobby makes your boobs happy?

 

[Little_Sister]

So..."heart" = boobs right? Hobby lobby makes your boobs happy?

Hummm.. More like pussy licking makes me O

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hummm.. More like pussy licking makes me O

Ahhhh...so "heart" = Orgasms....I get it!!!

 

[Little_Sister]

Ahhhh...so "heart" = Orgasms....I get it!!!

I'm not so sure you do. Maybe you should practice your Hobby Lobby skills on me just to make sure.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm not so sure you do. Maybe you should practice your Hobby Lobby skills on me just to make sure.

Oh, dear, I'm afraid my practice schedule is all filled up already....

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, dear, I'm afraid my practice schedule is all filled up already....

:caning:

 

[default24]

I should know better than to click on your links...but it's like a train wreck...you just *have* to watch, you know????

'Hurts' is the one that made me physically recoil from my screen

 

[Suz_anne]

'Hurts' is the one that made me physically recoil from my screen

*plots for further recoil*

So...I have a friend who met a sweet girl at a pub crawl, they hit it off and went home together that night. Shenanigans ensued and they were soon rolling around in the sheets. As he was attempting to hammer away at her sweet punanny, he, um.... missed.

And broke his dick.

Wound up in the ER, had to have surgery to repair the damage, etc. He ended up marrying that girl. They're still happily married now for 10+ years and have 2 beautiful kids.

Aaaaaaand they have one hell of a "the night we met" story.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

*plots for further recoil*

So...I have a friend who met a sweet girl at a pub crawl, they hit it off and went home together that night. Shenanigans ensued and they were soon rolling around in the sheets. As he was attempting to hammer away at her sweet punanny, he, um.... missed.

And broke his dick.

Wound up in the ER, had to have surgery to repair the damage, etc. He ended up marrying that girl. They're still happily married now for 10+ years and have 2 beautiful kids.

Aaaaaaand they have one hell of a "the night we met" story.

Sure sounds like it! Making it through that first night sounds like it was an interestingly bonding experience. Lol.

 

[Endless_Night]

< And broke his dick. >

Did
Not
Know
This
Was
Even
Possible.


The things I have learned on Lit….

 

[Little_Sister]

Did
Not
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This
Was
Even
Possible.


The things I have learned on Lit….

This. I thought the pens is a muscle, how do you break a penis?? I'm confused

 

[Little_Sister]

I google it. Holy freaking cow.

. If you’ve fractured your penis, you’ll usually know immediately. One of the most telling symptoms is a cracking or popping sound—that’s actually the tissue tearing.

You’ll also probably lose your erection right away, similar to what happens if you stick a pin in a blown-up balloon. Then comes swelling, black-and-blue bruising, and, of course, pain. Lots and lots of pain

 

[hotwords229_A]

This. I thought the pens is a muscle, how do you break a penis?? I'm confused

There's lot of stuff in there that can be damaged. It doesn't break like a bone, but it can tear . . . Blech, just saying the word tear makes it hurt! Okay, new subject!!!!

 

[tnman03]

Did
Not
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This
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Even
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The things I have learned on Lit….

This. I thought the pens is a muscle, how do you break a penis?? I'm confused

It's more like a fleshy inflatable cylinder working on the principle of inflating tubes. Break one of those tubes and the blood in there's going to spread out.

https://ehealthwall.com/penile-fracture-broken-penis-symptoms-treatment/

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This. I thought the pens is a muscle, how do you break a penis?? I'm confused

I thought the same thing too this morning, and found this enlightening article.

And now, dangerous sex positions. Geeez. Give up Cowgirl+Lean Back, yeah not happening.


Edit.
*** damn, I’m poky. Look at all this wealth of knowledge above me.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm glad I could bring the dangers of a broken dick to light. I was just trying to make defaulty cringe, but it turned into a teaching moment.

Jackhammering is dangerous, y'all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm glad I could bring the dangers of a broken dick to light. I was just trying to make defaulty cringe, but it turned into a teaching moment.

Jackhammering is dangerous, y'all.

And let's not forget what can happen to your testicles!

 

[dacoach44]

Jeezo....

Did
Not
Know
This
Was
Even
Possible.


The things I have learned on Lit….

I was pushing a little hard last nite; damn glad I avoided this. Mama was tight, but just slow down, once U get in a bit and a few strokes, and Mama always loosens up....at 74.

 

[default24]

*plots for further recoil*

So...I have a friend who met a sweet girl at a pub crawl, they hit it off and went home together that night. Shenanigans ensued and they were soon rolling around in the sheets. As he was attempting to hammer away at her sweet punanny, he, um.... missed.

And broke his dick.

Wound up in the ER, had to have surgery to repair the damage, etc. He ended up marrying that girl. They're still happily married now for 10+ years and have 2 beautiful kids.

Aaaaaaand they have one hell of a "the night we met" story.

My reactions reading this post

Aw, that's sweet
Oh no, no no, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you doing, girl? Hasn't he suffered enough shame and embarrassment?
Aw, that's sweet