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Lil' lady I click like 99.8% of your links, and as I'm seeing the url now I think that one might be ok, BUT there's just no way that I'm willing to risk it
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Lil' lady I click like 99.8% of your links, and as I'm seeing the url now I think that one might be ok, BUT there's just no way that I'm willing to risk it
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Oh, could I teach y'all a thing or two about broken dick...
It's a common misnomer to refer to the penis as a muscle. It's actually three tubes of cavernous tissue that expand with blood flow. It's pretty difficult to break one's dick whilst flaccid, but when aroused, that puppy acts like bone. A blow to it at the wrong angle and you've got a fractured penis. I got to do a reconstruction during my urology rotation. Those doctors are phenomenal!
It's a common misnomer to refer to the penis as a muscle. It's actually three tubes of cavernous tissue that expand with blood flow. It's pretty difficult to break one's dick whilst flaccid, but when aroused, that puppy acts like bone. A blow to it at the wrong angle and you've got a fractured penis. I got to do a reconstruction during my urology rotation. Those doctors are phenomenal!
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Did you use 'bone' and 'blow' to it on purpose? I think you miiiiiight've....
Also, all this erection destruction conversation is ensuring that I don't get one for another week
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If anything I will treasure each and every erection even more now.
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Then my work here is done. Treasure each boner, fellas. And ladies.
Don't break the boners???
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Then my work here is done. Treasure each boner, fellas. And ladies.
I treasure my boner every day, twice when the weather is hot
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I wander away for a week and the place turns into WebMD. lol, I'll admit it was fun reading as I got caught up.
Sleeping in your own bed, nothing beats it. But, it wasn't always your own bed. You bought it and made it into your bed through hours and hours of sleeping in it. So in that way, aren't relationships like beds, comfort building over time and while you may wander a bit, nothing beats your own "bed"?
Sleeping in your own bed, nothing beats it. But, it wasn't always your own bed. You bought it and made it into your bed through hours and hours of sleeping in it. So in that way, aren't relationships like beds, comfort building over time and while you may wander a bit, nothing beats your own "bed"?
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So, I read this question earlier today. A couple of hours ago, I asked my husband if he thinks our relationship is like a comfy bed. He shrugged, looked over at me and asked if I wanted to take a nap.
Which is code for "Wanna fuck?"
So we did. In our comfy bed.
Which is code for "Wanna fuck?"
So we did. In our comfy bed.
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So, I read this question earlier today. A couple of hours ago, I asked my husband if he thinks our relationship is like a comfy bed. He shrugged, looked over at me and asked if I wanted to take a nap.
Which is code for "Wanna fuck?"
So we did. In our comfy bed.
Best use of a comfy bed.
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I just got home from my last trip for a while.
I'm about to take a nap on my comfy bed.
If the hubby tries to initiate sex, I'll roll onto him until he asphyxiates.
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My comfy bed is my favorite place in the world. The same can be said for my comfy marriage and my hubs’ arms.
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So, I read this question earlier today. A couple of hours ago, I asked my husband if he thinks our relationship is like a comfy bed. He shrugged, looked over at me and asked if I wanted to take a nap.
Which is code for "Wanna fuck?"
So we did. In our comfy bed.
...
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Awwwwwww Suze....
Thats so cute...
So, I read this question earlier today. A couple of hours ago, I asked my husband if he thinks our relationship is like a comfy bed. He shrugged, looked over at me and asked if I wanted to take a nap.
Which is code for "Wanna fuck?"
So we did. In our comfy bed.
Thats so cute...
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Quick hitter this morning. As many of you know, today is Easter. A Christian holiday observed by least faith filled to the most faith filled. But not everyone is Christian and for many this is a Sunday like most other sundays.
My question is....what holiday do you knowingly not observe, Valentine's Day excluded because it's the holiday everyone loves to hate. And why do you choose not to observe it?
My question is....what holiday do you knowingly not observe, Valentine's Day excluded because it's the holiday everyone loves to hate. And why do you choose not to observe it?
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When I was in grade school, Arbor Day seemed more popular than it does now. I observe holidays as they are appropriate in bringing friends and family together and, because of that, I do not actively snub holidays. I no longer celebrate Father's Day because mine is passed and I have the mixed blessing of being able to send my children somewhere else to acknowledge their dad.
There you have it.. Arbor Day and Father's Day
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Arbor day. I honestly couldn't even tell you what month that falls in. Also mother's day for the same reason as gigglegasm. Mine have since passed along with my grandmothers.
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It's in April and was started in Nebraska. Yeah, I am a fountain of that sort of knowledge.
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(anything that involves wood...)
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Oooh good question. And funny enough, I was hiking and thinking about Arbor Day just the other day! 
I don't make a big-jello-shot-filled-barbecued deal out of Memorial Day or Labor Day. I memorialize as appropriate. And I appreciate the day off work. But I tend not to gather or do the gathering on those days.
And I don't do much for New Year's Eve. Too much pressure to have fun-- always bombs. Who wants to start a new year with unmet expectations? Fuck that noise! These days we clamber onto the roof and watch the fireworks and snuggle and that's about it.
Happy Easter everyone My children are all sugared up and it's only 9 AM. Let's get this bad behavior party started 
I don't make a big-jello-shot-filled-barbecued deal out of Memorial Day or Labor Day. I memorialize as appropriate. And I appreciate the day off work. But I tend not to gather or do the gathering on those days.
And I don't do much for New Year's Eve. Too much pressure to have fun-- always bombs. Who wants to start a new year with unmet expectations? Fuck that noise! These days we clamber onto the roof and watch the fireworks and snuggle and that's about it.
Happy Easter everyone
My children are all sugared up and it's only 9 AM. Let's get this bad behavior party started 
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Spring celebrations here. It's easier for me to explain bunnies and eggs to my kids in relation to spring and rebirth then convincing them Jesus liked chocolate
I tend to celebrate all the holidays...maybe it's because I have little's. Actually...I don't think I've ever celebrated St Patricks day. Not for any reason other than I just don't.
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