Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[MagicaPractica]

Male whores are never worth it.

I've been told I could go down to the bar, crook my finger and bring a man home any time I really wanted, for free, but who wants them knowing where you live?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've been told I could go down on the bards, hook my finger and make a man come any time I really wanted, for free, but who wants them knowing what you give?

Why keep it a secret, honey?

 

[JasonClearwater]

Breath fresheners and brushing my teeth regularly... And a handjob.

It's true. Direct the font away from yourself, or chew gum afterwards - or you'll lose your teeth.

 

[Hypoxia]

It's true. Don't us Comic Sans font unless you're dyslexic or you'll lose your teeth.

I didn't know the aesthetic opposition was so fierce. But Times New Roman is just too... stale. I prefer Gothic.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I didn't know the aesthetic opposition was so fierce. But Times' "New Woman" is just too... stale. I prefer Goth girls.

You don't find Goth a bit worn out?

 

[JasonClearwater]

You don't like Goths turned out?

If it's Gerard Way, sure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If it's Gerhard Herzberg, sure.

I take it you're a member of the dead physicists society?

 

[Hypoxia]

I take it you've beaten physicists to death with a club?

Bludgeon, my dear. 'Club' is so... ambiguous.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Eh… I’m just not sure we're "in sync. "

Should we try recalibrating?

 

[Rollinbones]

Should we try regurgitating?

That's half of the submissions here.

 

[Hypoxia]

Should we try recombinating?

I've combinated and recombinated so many times, I've lost count. How about we just exchange genetic material and fission like paramecia? Keep it simple.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I've recombinated so many times lately, I've lost count. How about we just exchange genetic material for future use?

Your freezer or mine?

 

[JasonClearwater]

Lord Frieza's a mime.

Well, that certainly explains why he likes the Ginyu Force.

 

[Rollinbones]

Well, that certainly explains why he likes the Ginuwine.

Ride it, my pony

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hide it, my Honey

I am not your Honey and there's nothing to hide.

 

[JasonClearwater]

It's not honey, but it's starting to slide.

Ah, sweet, sweet nectar of the Goddess. Tastes like... [since it's erotica] 'salty, tangy, and slightly sweet'. I would absolutely put that on my icecream.

 

[LizVegas79]

Let me wash up first.

I had a really good workout today but now I'm all sweaty and stinky.

 

[Rollinbones]

He gave me a real workout today; so sweaty and kinky.

Are you complaining or boasting?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Are you mansplaining?

I'm ALWAYS explaining things to men, it seems. But maybe that's just because I'm a librarian and it's my job.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm ALWAYS exposing my things to men, it seems. But maybe that's just because I'm a libertine and give hand jobs.

When can we meet?

 

[MagicaPractica]

How can we compete?

Sorry, there is no competition. I just sorta get a feel for some men.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry there is no temptation. I just sorta get a feel from some men.

Random acts of groping?

 

[JasonClearwater]

It's okay, there is no competition. I just sorta cop a feel of some men.

I hear that!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yeah, that’s what winning, or losing, does to athletes; hence the freely provided condoms in the Olympic park.

The things I never knew!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The dongs I never blew!

Haunted by missed opportunities, dear?