Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[loquere]

Yeah, but he made me laugh he's a good guy...

That doesn't excuse the fact that he murdered 30 people.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That doesn't excuse the fact that he manicured 30 men!

Listen, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man having his hands and nails cared for in this day and age. I prefer it, for . . . health reasons.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Listen, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man having his gland adequately cared for in this day and age. I prefer it, for . . . health reasons.

Yeah, absence of release can lead to hematospermia, you know. It's not good for the prostate.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yeah, absence of release can lead to hermaphroditism, you know!

First of all, I doubt that. Second, there is nothing wrong with being a hermaphrodite. Third, "release" yourself!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

First of all, I double that. Second, there is nothing wrong with being a hermit. Third, re-lease your hovel!

Bigot! I'll have you know that not all hermits live in rented hovels!

 

[Hypoxia]

Forsooth! I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

You have four hours and thirtyfive minutes left till Tuesday rolls round. Pay up, cheapskate, or you'll get a nasty surprise.

 

[LizVegas79]

Ah, well; who believes in reincarnation?

In my next life I want to come back as an Asian girl with big boobs.

 

[Hypoxia]

In my next eight lives I want to come back as Asian girls with big boobs and advanced degrees.

Ninth one's the charm. Easy cum, easy go...

 

[loquere]

Ninth one's the charm. Easy surgery, easy go...

Doc it sounds like your a serial killer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Doc, it seems you like aerial thrillers.

Yeah. I just can't get enough of snakes in a plane.

 

[loquere]

Yeah. I just can't get enough Mcdonalds, I eat it everyday for every meal.

I have a movie you need to watch, my friend.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have a move you need to watch, my friend.

Sorry, pal, no matter how much you twerk, I'm just not turned on by guys.

 

[loquere]

Sorry, no matter how much you say it I can't agree with you, red means go.

Are you serious, green means go, you're joking right?

 

[MagicaPractica]

No means no, you know that, right?

I do, I swear, but I've met a few people who trouble with the concept. Mostly guys.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I do, I swear, but I've met a few people who have trouble with the contraceptives. Mostly guys.

Yeah, we pretend to be all thumbs, hoping the gals will lets us go bareback.

 

[loquere]

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[Hypoxia]

I pretended to hammer a nail through my thumb but the gals just laughed and resumed their slurpy 19-part daisychain.

Don't pretend. Don't try. Merely do. And clean up after yourself.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Dosey dotes and maresy dotes . . how does it go again?

Does eat oats and mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. Little kids'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? I think

 

[loquere]

Don't clean up after yourself.

That seems like bad advice.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That seems like a bad ass vice.

Is there a good one?

 

[loquere]

Does my meal taste good?

It's fucking awesome, I want it all, your family gets none, this is officially a food robbery.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I admit, my quim tastes like shit

Perhaps you should work on your hygienic practices.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Perhaps you should work on your hydroponics.

Listen, I'll get the herbs planted when I get the books moved so I have counter space. Sheesh!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Listen, I'll get the house painted when I get the hookers moved so I have quiet space. Sheesh!

They certainly cause quite a commotion in the neighbourhood.

 

[Hypoxia]

A commotion swept through the neighbourhood.

I prefer water sprayers. They're less noisy and dusty and we can dance naked in their showers.