Aussie's Proclivities

He’s at that halfway hard point. He’s been thinking about sex, but he hasn’t been touched. How many licks would it take to get him fully upright. And from there how many licks would it take to make him beg for the rest of my mouth?

Science must be done.
 
Don't mind me...I'm just going to watch from the corner....I'm just....taking "notes". :eek:
 
He’s at that halfway hard point. He’s been thinking about sex, but he hasn’t been touched. How many licks would it take to get him fully upright. And from there how many licks would it take to make him beg for the rest of my mouth?

Science must be done.

:eek:

I got nothing.
 
He’s at that halfway hard point. He’s been thinking about sex, but he hasn’t been touched. How many licks would it take to get him fully upright. And from there how many licks would it take to make him beg for the rest of my mouth?

Science must be done.

Speaking as someone who is, has been, and plans to continue being heterosexual, I believe the results would be as follows:

Lick One: I achieve full erection.

Lick Two: I uncomfortably question my sexuality.

Lick Three: I forget all about labels and accept a blowjob to completion.

Therefore, scientifically speaking, the answer is three.

Wait, was this a rhetorical question? Whoops!:nana:
 
^^^ha!

He’s at that halfway hard point. He’s been thinking about sex, but he hasn’t been touched. How many licks would it take to get him fully upright. And from there how many licks would it take to make him beg for the rest of my mouth?

Science must be done.

*fans self*

My god, I love science.
 
I love science AND the gents that piped in :cool:

There's nothing better than that moment of questioning one's sexual identity and being too horny to even care. That's where the good stuff tends to happen.
 
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