Write our own haiku, line by line

[Gamine67]

A Cavalier’s boots
Lose their luster in horse poop
Who is laughing now?

Looks like we’re not going down the romance novel route today with Fabio on the cover

Okay then........

 

[Gamine67]

His junk, a hollow threat

 

[Gamine67]

Her fine silk stockings
Remained in the Four Seasons
Thoroughly seasoned

BTW: Best of the month so far gentlemen.

 

[Gamine67]

His junk, a hollow threat

 

[Cymru6969]

BTW: Best of the month so far gentlemen.

Will we need to flip a coin for the reserved parking space?

 

[Gamine67]

Will we need to flip a coin for the reserved parking space?

Unless you're not into valet parking in the rear.

 

[Gamine67]

Discreet Concierge

 

[Hornblende]

Discreet Concierge
Tipped when turning a blind eye

 

[Cymru6969]

Discreet Concierge
Tipped when turning a blind eye
Savoir faire, merci

 

[Gamine67]

Discreet Concierge
Tipped when turning a blind eye
Savoir faire, merci

We have a new winner. Merde!

 

[Gamine67]

Garters, heels and silk

 

[Uggg]

Garters, heels and silk
All to be discarded soon

 

[Cymru6969]

Garters, heels and silk
All to be discarded soon
Perry’s drag queen brunch

 

[Hornblende]

Weak winter sunrise

 

[Cymru6969]

Weak winter sunrise
Strong enough to lift the tide

 

[Gamine67]

Weak winter sunrise
Strong enough to lift the tide
Three points off Cape Hope

 

[Gamine67]

Eyes now empty stare

 

[Cymru6969]

Eyes now empty stare
Monochrome abstract vision

 

[Gamine67]

Eyes now empty stare
Monochrome abstract vision
Memories of them

 

[Gamine67]

Six inch heels and crop

 

[Hornblende]

Six inch heels and crop
She stood there, coolly waiting

 

[Cymru6969]

Six inch heels and crop
She stood there, coolly waiting
Jack’s not a dull boy

 

[Uggg]

Absent friends return

 

[Gamine67]

Absent friends return
New friend can’t find his bathrobe

 

[Hornblende]

Absent friends return
New friend can’t find his bathrobe,
Descends the drainpipe