Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

She wore a white tank top to the store
Her nips were right there to adore
The clerk cast a glance
And hoped for a chance

 

[LizVegas79]

She wore a white tank top to the store
Her nips were right there to adore
The clerk cast a glance
and a tent in his pants

 

[Hornblende]

She wore a white tank top to the store
Her nips were right there to adore
The clerk cast a glance
and a tent in his pants
Made her drop all her clothes to the floor

 

[Firecracker]

A mid-winter trip to the beach

 

[LizVegas79]

A mid-winter trip to the beach
for a lesson she needed to teach

 

[Lia Monde]

A mid-winter trip to the beach
for a lesson she needed to teach
On a tan with no lines

 

[steelyblue73]

A mid-winter trip to the beach
for a lesson she needed to teach
On a tan with no lines
Breasts freed from confines

 

[HBergeron]

A mid-winter trip to the beach
for a lesson she needed to teach
On a tan with no lines
Breasts freed from confines
And virtue just right out of reach

 

[LizVegas79]

A mid-winter trip to the beach
for a lesson she needed to teach
On a tan with no lines
Breasts freed from confines
And virtue just right out of reach

 

[LizVegas79]

Bored and horny she went for a hike

 

[steelyblue73]

Bored and horny she went for a hike
Along came a lass on a bike

 

[Hornblende]

Bored and horny she went for a hike
Along came a lass on a bike
Dismounting, she said

 

[Lia Monde]

Bored and horny she went for a hike
Along came a lass on a bike
Dismounting, she said
Let's have fun in bed

 

[baise]

‘Cause I’d rather ride on your pike

 

[Lia Monde]

Kiki wore a Supergirl thong

 

[baise]

(Sorry I stuffed up the last one)

Kiki wore a Supergirl thong
And the brand name sure wasn’t wrong

 

[Lia Monde]

Kiki wore a Supergirl thong
And the brand name sure wasn’t wrong
Her vag was surreal

 

[Lia Monde]

Kiki wore a Supergirl thong
And the brand name sure wasn’t wrong
Her vag was surreal
All men it could heal

 

[baise]

Kiki wore a Supergirl thong
And the brand name sure wasn’t wrong
Her vag was surreal
All men it could heal
No matter the length of their schlong

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue was curvy in a bikini

 

[HBergeron]

Sue was curvy in a bikini
Teeny, with straps like linguini

 

[steelyblue73]

Sue was curvy in a bikini
Teeny, with straps like linguini
Gave the lifeguards fits

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue was curvy in a bikini
Teeny, with straps like linguini
Gave the lifeguards fits
As out slipped her tits

 

[LizVegas79]

Sue was curvy in a bikini
Teeny, with straps like linguini
Gave the lifeguards fits
As out slipped her tits
and then along came her bambini

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue was curvy in a bikini
Teeny, with straps like linguini
Gave the lifeguards fits
As out slipped her tits
and then along came her bambini

[Very good^]


The big penis winner was Jack