Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliteatingman]

On her knees, she was God's gift to men

 

[Lia Monde]

On her knees, she was God's gift to men
Took it all again and again

 

[HBergeron]

On her knees, she was God's gift to men
Took it all again and again
With tongue stuck out wide

 

[Hornblende]

On her knees, she was God's gift to men
Took it all again and again
With tongue stuck out wide
She'd suck it with pride

 

[Lia Monde]

Lyn was not pretty, but was cute

 

[Lia Monde]

Lyn was not pretty, but was cute
She gave great head so that was moot
Men praised her great skill

 

[cliteatingman]

Lyn was not pretty, but was cute
She gave great head so that was moot
Men praised her great skill
I'd be with her still
Except for the paternity suit

 

[Lia Monde]

Case was stunned by the football game

 

[cliteatingman]

Case was stunned by the football game
That last sorry effort was lame
But halftime was great!

 

[Lia Monde]

Case was stunned by the football game
That last sorry effort was lame
It drove the crowd nuts

 

[Lia Monde]

Case was stunned by the football game
That last sorry effort was lame
It drove the crowd nuts
They called him Putz
Nonetheless the result is the same

 

[Lia Monde]

As a Packer fan no rejoice
Of the two, it was the best choice

 

[Lia Monde]

As a Packer fan no rejoice
Of the two, it was the best choice
I must disagree
But it's on to Philly

 

[Lia Monde]

As a Packer fan no rejoice
Of the two, it was the best choice
I must disagree
But it's on to Philly
Be prepared with a strong voice.

 

[Lia Monde]

Winter clothes concealed her body

 

[Lia Monde]

Winter clothes concealed her body
And she sipped a hot toddy

 

[Lia Monde]

Winter clothes concealed her body
And she sipped a hot toddy
By the fire we sat
Removed her fur hat

 

[Lia Monde]

Carol went to the bank shirt less

 

[LizVegas79]

Carol went to the bank shirt less
Her friend with the gun wore a dress

 

[suckonsimon]

Carol went to the bank shirt less
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared

 

[Lia Monde]

Carol went to the bank shirtless
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared
At tits that were bared

 

[Hornblende]

Carol went to the bank shirtless
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared
At tits that were bared
She cleared out the bullion. Success!

 

[Lia Monde]

Zo’s sheer nightgown revealed her curves

 

[LizVegas79]

Zo’s sheer nightgown revealed her curves
Staring thru her window were many pervs

 

[Lia Monde]

Zo’s sheer nightgown revealed her curves
Staring thru her window were many pervs
Many got aroused