Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[lanceGibs]

He really believes stereotypical images put out there and thrives on them.

Is not largehearted .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is not largehearted .

Has issues taking people at face value and is very paranoid since missing his Dominant Mommy.

 

[Hornblende]

Has issues taking people at face value and is very paranoid since missing his Dominant Mommy.

Has problems because of her permanently sullen expression.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has problems because of her permanently sullen expression.

Has issues with keeping his legs closed. They are stuck in the avatar position

Edit: darn auto correct strikes again on a simple word.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Has issues with keeping his legs closed. They are stuck in the avatar position

Edit: darn auto correct strikes again on a simple word.

She can’t cook!

 

[papadoc19]

He has no game...

 

[Little_Sister]

He looks just like peewee herman.

 

[LinusRules]

He looks just like peewee herman.

Growing up she was the oldest of three boys.

 

[Taegul]

Growing up she was the oldest of three boys.

He eats at Taco Bell at least 4 times a week. On every visit he asks to speak to the HCIC (Head Chihuahua in Charge). Yo quiero Taco Bell.

I miss the little guy too, Linus.

 

[ADesirousKitten]

He eats at Taco Bell at least 4 times a week. On every visit he asks to speak to the HCIC (Head Chihuahua in Charge). Yo quiero Taco Bell.

I miss the little guy too, Linus.

Played the xylophone in an all xylophone Led Zeppelin cover band.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is a puppy

 

[lanceGibs]

Underwent a male to female sex change around Christmas .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Attacked from the back so much from his stint in prison, he is afraid to bend over to pick up anything dropping from his pockets.

 

[lanceGibs]

Chaperons male models after they are done at the ramp.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He is a $2 ho that layaways himself out to the homeless. He calls it, being there for the unfortunate.

 

[Little_Sister]

She is a brand whore who insists all her Daddies by her LV.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

She is a brand whore who insists all her Daddies by her LV.

She once took on the whole football team under the bleachers.

 

[LizVegas79]

She once took on the whole football team under the bleachers.

He once sailed into the sunset with a blonde and sailed back with an Asian.

 

[jj72uk_]

She got her doctors education by listening to the rain fall on her front porch

 

[LinusRules]

She got her doctors education by listening to the rain fall on her front porch

He actually works at the dry cleaners and prefers to try on customers' clothes only after they've been cleaned because otherwise that would be gross

 

[Taegul]

He actually works at the dry cleaners and prefers to try on customers' clothes only after they've been cleaned because otherwise that would be gross

He actually knows of 3 words that rhyme with 'orange' but refuses to share this knowledge with anyone else.

 

[LinusRules]

He actually knows of 3 words that rhyme with 'orange' but refuses to share this knowledge with anyone else.

He prefers to buy his Girl Scout cookies with bad checks because he doesn't feel the organization teaches young girls enough real life lessons.

 

[Taegul]

He prefers to buy his Girl Scout cookies with bad checks because he doesn't feel the organization teaches young girls enough real life lessons.

He's actually a doctor, and every sick patient that visits gets a sales pitch for Norton Antivirus. Worst doctor evah!!!

 

[LinusRules]

Tells the elderly that Meals on Wheels now charges a $3 delivery surcharge and still steals their tapioca.

 

[Little_Sister]

Goes to gay bars, flirts with guys to get free drinks.