newhere2learn
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Can I join the club too?
I'm a 40-something guy from the UK with a one-track mind!
31, UK. My mind has many tracks, but one destination that they all lead to.
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Can I join the club too?
I'm a 40-something guy from the UK with a one-track mind!
Haha yes can I bring favors?![]()
Haha yes can I bring favors?![]()
Favors are always welcome. I think though that your glorious body and all of the naughty things we can do with it would be all the favor we would need.Haha yes can I bring favors?![]()
How has everyone been? Glad to see the club is still going strong
How has everyone been? Glad to see the club is still going strong
I am happy to report that club members are as horny as ever.
been waiting for your return....![]()
And here I am, always happy to be back with my fellow nymphos and pervs
well, let's get naked
Extremely horny and needing attention!How has everyone been? Glad to see the club is still going strong
Hi Slutbunnie
i think i might have the right credentials to join this club
And here I am, always happy to be back with my fellow nymphos and pervs
How wonderful! It's certainly a delight to have your sexiness, back among us! Well...this is my 900th post! How appropriate that it be here, in this thread, with my like-minded friends! Maybe for my 1,000th post, some female club member will reward me, by energetically riding my face and refusing to let me up until she is totally spent, and my face is awash in her luscious juices! How awesome that would be!![]()
I feel honored to have been part of such a milestone. I agree it's incredibly fitting that were your 900th. May your next 100 be as fun as all the rest if not more so. I'm sure all of our clubs ladies would be happy to provide all the luscious juices you could handle then.
The honor is completely mine! In the interest of club good will, I would like to extend a special offer to all club ladies! I normally offer mustache rides for 5 cents. Now, however, all club ladies will be eligible to receive a mustache ride for half price! And since, it's not possible to effectively split a penny, we'll call 2 cents good! Satisfaction is guaranteed, of course, and since the customer is always right, you're not done until you say you're done. Also, as I know money is tight these days, your credit is always good. If you should happen to squirt, or gush, in my face and mouth, your account will be considered as paid in full, and you will be credited 5 future rides at no charge! I'd just like to do my part to see the club flourish, and attract more sexy women! (Yeah, and I get to eat more pussy too!)
How incredibly generous of You! To offer such a service to all our beautiful ladies. A man with a giving spirit is always in need. You should be careful what you wish for though. Some of our girls- myself included- may request your services very frequently. You'll be drowning before you know it.
Extremely horny and needing attention!
How did I ever miss this club? Probably because real life has mostly kept me off Lit recently.
I will admit that the idea of insatiability is one that I approach from a different angle. I'm older than some, and do not claim the ability to couple endlessly in the fashion of a heroic rabbit.
But if I may use Slutbunnie's definition of an "always present need for pleasure"... The exploration and celebration of Eros are indeed my constant preoccupation.