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Saucy Liz took two at a time
She would do it for a thin dime
Always in a whirl
Her petals unfurl
Decided to film it for Showtime
 
Darla's sauce was tangy and sweet
For cunnilinguists it couldn't be beat!
She put it on sale
 
Darla's sauce was tangy and sweet
For cunnilinguists it couldn't be beat!
She put it on sale
And threw in her tail
 
For fun, Dale bought a new dress
Not for his gal he did confess
It was sexy and cute
 
For fun, Dale bought a new dress
Not for his gal he did confess
It was sexy and cute
More so than a suit
 
For fun, Dale bought a new dress
Not for his gal he did confess
It was sexy and cute
More so than a suit
The fashion choice relieves all his stress
 
Joe had a 13 inch cock
Too bad his wife had a big lock
She hid away the key



Joe had a 13 inch cock
He tried to hide under his frock
The monster escaped
 
Joe had a 13 inch cock
Too bad his wife had a big lock
She hid away the key
Down by the sea


Joe had a 13 inch cock
He tried to hide under his frock
The monster escaped
The poor girl was raped
 
Joe had a 13 inch cock
Too bad his wife had a big lock
She hid away the key
It was painful to pee



Joe had a 13 inch cock
He tried to hide under his frock
The monster escaped
Every time that Joe vaped
 
Joe had a 13 inch cock
Too bad his wife had a big lock
She hid away the key
It was painful to pee
It felt like passing a rock



Joe had a 13 inch cock
He tried to hide under his frock
The monster escaped
Every time that Joe vaped
And dragged along the boardwalk
 
She was described as well blessed
With large, endowed breasts
She showed them to all
 
In her bed, Elle was a hot slut
one in her mouth, pussy and butt.
Elle thrashed with a smile


She was described as well blessed
With large, endowed breasts
She showed them to all
Sprawled against the wall
 
In her bed, Elle was a hot slut
One in her mouth, pussy and butt.
Elle thrashed with a smile
Knowing all the while
Tomorrow it would be hard to strut
 
She was described as well blessed
With large, endowed breasts
She showed them to all
Sprawled against the wall
 
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