Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Hornblende]

There was a young stud from Spokane
Whose language was somewhat profane

 

[HBergeron]

There was a young stud from Spokane
Whose language was somewhat profane
And so very crude
So lewd and so rude

 

[Lia Monde]

Zelda snuggled on Santa's lap

 

[Pantyboy74]

Zelda snuggled on Santa's lap
Slowly giving his groin a tap

 

[HBergeron]

Zelda snuggled on Santa's lap
Slowly giving his groin a tap
Shaking it to see

 

[Lia Monde]

Zelda snuggled on Santa's lap
Slowly giving his groin a tap
Shaking it to see
His hard-on burst free

 

[Hornblende]

Zelda snuggled on Santa's lap
Slowly giving his groin a tap
Shaking it to see
His hard-on burst free
And came everywhere. That's a wrap.

 

[Lia Monde]

Bending over, she flashed the crowd

 

[LadyJS]

Bending over, she flashed the crowd
The young guys she especially wowed

 

[HBergeron]

Bending over, she flashed the crowd
The young guys she especially wowed
Randy and handy,

 

[Lia Monde]

Bending over, she flashed the crowd
The young guys she especially wowed
Randy and handy,
All fancied her candy

 

[WaltTheAlt]

Bending over, she flashed the crowd
The young guys she especially wowed
Randy and handy,
All fancied her candy
The feast, far and wide, quite avowed

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann sucked a new boy Xmas Eve

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann sucked a new boy Xmas Eve
His holiday hard-on to relieve

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann sucked a new boy Xmas Eve
His holiday hard-on to relieve
He filled her stocking

 

[cliteatingman]

Ann sucked a new boy Xmas Eve
His holiday hard-on to relieve
He filled her stocking
While scretly mocking

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann sucked a new boy Xmas Eve
His holiday hard-on to relieve
He filled her stocking
While secretly mocking
His plan was his lover to deceive.

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan had a pair of mismatched balls

 

[cliteatingman]

Dan had a pair of mismatched balls
One rises. One falls.

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan had a pair of mismatched balls
One rises. One falls.
They hung high and low

 

[cliteatingman]

Dan had a pair of mismatched balls
One rises. One falls.
They hung high and low
A sight if you blow

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan had a pair of mismatched balls
One rises. One falls.
They hung high and low
A sight if you blow
And one gets splinters when he crawls. Ouch!

 

[Lia Monde]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants

 

[HBergeron]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants
Assuming her Downward Dog stance

 

[Lia Monde]

Jan looked hot in her new yoga pants
Assuming her Downward Dog stance
With buns very tight