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Agreed. I don't mind doing the cooking if I have a clean kitchen to work with. If you can't cook and you can't even clean, you really aren't qualified to be an adult.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag
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Agreed. I don't mind doing the cooking if I have a clean kitchen to work with. If you can't cook and you can't even clean, you really aren't qualified to be an adult.
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First and probably last time I'll ever agree with a Que edit. What goes around comes around. *nods*
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It must be Christmas time.
Dr. Groove
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I would rather teach cooking and then fuck, than teach fucking and then cook.
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I responded, at length, to a post about autism and Xmas on Facebook. And then I deleted it. Weirdly, I'm more comfortable talking about it here.
The times I was told off in primary school, because I didn't join in the Xmas party. My angst over the office party. The hell that is Xmas shopping, and the awesomeness of Ape pulling my hood right over, like blinkers, and to reduce the sensory overload.
The times I was told off in primary school, because I didn't join in the Xmas party. My angst over the office party. The hell that is Xmas shopping, and the awesomeness of Ape pulling my hood right over, like blinkers, and to reduce the sensory overload.
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Que
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Because both cooking and fucking, when done right, result in filthy conditions. I won't cook in a filthy kitchen. I'm a little bit more lenient when it comes to fucking in a filthy kitchen.
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MagnusRichard
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I think Gwyneth Paltrow protests too much, yes?
She probabably gobbled Harvey's knob for years until her first Academy Award.
She probabably gobbled Harvey's knob for years until her first Academy Award.
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silver gurl
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chillywilly2
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I don't think so. Yates was pretty crazy.
Thats what I said
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I'm drinking a whole bottle of wine tonight.
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phantom4533
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I’m going to need more tequila.
silver gurl
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Go for the two Rainy. That is 8 glasses. Depending on the size of your glass.
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Someone have some for me please? I could sure use a glass of wine, a shot of bourbon, a hit off a J... but I have none of those options in front of me so I am left to enjoy it vicariously.
Pretty please? With a shot of bourbon on it?
spacekowboy
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Damn. Now i have a craving for tequila.
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Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
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