The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[MagnusRichard]

Want to be a US Senator?

- no goosing the soccer moms at budweiser county fair photo ops, thats presidential grade.

- you must wear pants at the office. All the time, yes?

- like the younger ones? Ask their moms first!

I could do most of that.

 

[Spins]

No damn good reason!

None!

 

[HarryHill]

Cuddle, snuggle, sigh

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://t9.pixhost.org/thumbs/158/38651338_amazing-sex-stories.jpg

 

[Luk]

https://t9.pixhost.org/thumbs/158/38651338_amazing-sex-stories.jpg

Two weeks from today.

 

[TwinkleStars]

why bother even banning a username if the next name they use is just gonna be doing the same freaking thing?

The real question would be...Why keep coming back after being banned so many times? The only idea I have is they're masochists.

 

[thør]

The real question would be...Why keep coming back after being banned so many times? The only idea I have is they're masochists.

Or, "they'll show ya who's right!"

 

[TwinkleStars]

Or, "they'll show ya who's right!"

Which is futile. Must be nice to be so deluded.

 

[pointless]

masochists? getting a new email address isn't exactly a pain filled endeavor. this is just a stupid game to them.

and as far as they're concerned they are winning.

 

[thør]

Which is futile. Must be nice to be so deluded.

There must be some comfort in it.

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24796445_940343216123072_8933124673847497276_n.jpg?oh=df1c562ac1d168f52d2a8239edb4f7f6&oe=5ACB159F

 

[TwinkleStars]

There must be some comfort in it.

It's possible. I know I shouldn't think about the 'why' as it makes my eyeballs bleed and I end up vomiting split-pea soup.

 

[Dinosaur1]

why bother even banning a username if the next name they use is just gonna be doing the same freaking thing?

Try living a few hundred feet from the railroad tracks. There's the 4Am, 5Am, 7 AM, 10 AM, 1201PM, 2 PM, 5PM, 6 PM, 7PM, 830PM, and 10PM. There's more, but I can't remember the times for the others or the ones that stop, blocking the track crossings, while waiting for another to pass. It's like every time I open my mouth or on the phone, all I hear is the fucking whistle blowing. It took some time for me to adjust my sleeping habits. Though it is funny and a little scary watching drivers racing to beat the trains at crossings and turning around in driveways or in the road.

 

[Dinosaur1]

There goes the '2AM'.

 

[Dinosaur1]

Sorry lovetoread. I replied to the wrong post.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://www.theonion.com/bangor-police-bring-in-stephen-king-to-help-track-demon-1820848385

 

[ryan8558]

https://www.theonion.com/bangor-police-bring-in-stephen-king-to-help-track-demon-1820848385

 

[silver gurl]

Day off. In bed snuggling the dogs.

 

[pointless]

there's fucking snow outside.

on the ground and everything.

 

[Luk]

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-socal-fires-destroyed-structures/

You have snow and I'm in the 7th layer of hell.

 

[trysail]

Word of the day:

Analemma

...the variation of the position of the Sun in the sky over the course of a year, as viewed at a fixed time of day and from a fixed location on the Earth...
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(the dates are European format, e.g. 15.4 is April 15th, 21.6 is June 21st, etc.)

http://en.es-static.us/upl/2013/12/analemma-east-view.jpg


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[pointless]

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-socal-fires-destroyed-structures/

You have snow and I'm in the 7th layer of hell.

well, try being less violent next life.

 

[adrina]

I my chamomile tea but I think I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now. Okay maybe not kill, but perhaps a little maiming.

 

[MelissaBaby]

It's easier to teach a guy who knows how to cook how to fuck, than to teach a guy who knows how to fuck how to cook.

 

[Not Normal]

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