The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Luk]

Are you embarrassed by people having discussions about sexual things in a porn board?

TalkRadio is jealous of you tasting yourself off your husband's cock. He just has an inability to express hisself.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ha! Bumping......

My guess based on Rob's reply it was an AJ thread.

I can't remember but it was meant as a joke.

 

[Wrong Element]

I can't remember but it was meant as a joke.

Must have been this thread, as it was started earlier the same day.


Yours was better.

 

[Aglaopheme]

TalkRadio is jealous of you tasting yourself off your husband's cock. He just has an inability to express hisself.

Something sure has pushed him over the troll bridge.

I can't remember but it was meant as a joke.

And a good one at that.

Must have been this thread, as it was started earlier the same day.


Yours was better.

And there it is. Thanks, WE.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Must have been this thread, as it was started earlier the same day.


Yours was better.

Yippee!

 

[TalkRadio]

TalkRadio is jealous of you tasting yourself off your husband's cock. He just has an inability to express hisself.

My GF lives miles away and we have never tried anal. But I have a girl I see near me who I would like to introduce anal to. Me & the girl here are very sexual, talkative, and oversexed. But what is the best, gentlest way to say, "I want to put my dick in your ass."

Thanks!

-Luke

^^^ Luk's never ending search for a woman he'll never be able to keep.

I got to Supercuts when I need the lettuce trimmed. Usually it's some middle aged woman who doesn't know her craft, which is fine because I wear my hair spikey... impossible to fuck up. But last time I went, this young lady walked out from behind the counter, introduced herself and was very pleasant.

I went there again today. Same woman. We exchanged nice words and I left wondering why I did not ask for her number. So I called her shop and she answered... I asked for her number and she said, "I'm glad you called, I was pissed at myself for not giving you my number".

Then I went to the local Pub and had a beer and a burger. I love Sundays.

So, did you fuck her?

Only when I got home. I think she was still at work.

^^^ At home while she was at work?

 

[TalkRadio]

Are you embarrassed by people having discussions about sexual things in a porn board?

Embarrassed? Not at all.

It's all rather quite enjoyable.

 

[jezzilee]

Holy heck, I don't have to go to physical therapy three times this week. First time since August!!! I wonder how many times a week and for how long after surgery I will have to go.

 

[1HF]

This year has flown by way too fast.

 

[TalkRadio]

Say hello to my favorite Chumbolone girls….

Seems thy cup runneth over - of testosterone and anger. Some people need hugged more.

^^^If I’m not mistaken, pretends to be an attorney. Amirite?

Someone must have spiked the Lit boy's drinking fountain with it.

^^^If I’m not mistaken, supports intuitional racism. Amirite?

They are more interested in their fighting than in the prospects of an all girl orgy.

^^^If I’m not mistaken, spent 18 months in county jail. Amirite?

 

[pointless]

i find animal cracker elephants to be highly disappointing.

 

[Lorilei]

It's probably not a good thing to see a deputy running through the woods with a gun, is it?

 

[spacekowboy]

It's probably not a good thing to see a deputy running through the woods with a gun, is it?

Is he the Hawkins, Indiana Chief of Police?

 

[Lorilei]

Is he the Hawkins, Indiana Chief of Police?

You know...if there were any film crews nearby, I'd say that's a possibility, but I don't think they're filming right now.

 

[Emerson40]

You may say to yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'

Same as it ever was.



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[TalkRadio]

You may say to yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'

Same as it ever was.



http://68.media.tumblr.com/36df745e9060779d67d82666ee47f7c4/tumblr_ouug87wYA71qz6f9yo2_500.jpg

Trump is a 71-year-old billionaire that beat the Clinton machine and the mainstream media to become the 45th President of the United States.

Seems to me he's done pretty well for himself and his family.

 

[TalkRadio]

You may say to yourself, 'Well, how did I get here?'

Same as it ever was.



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Do you think Trump has a safe word?

Know what I'm talking about, Em?

Banana? Really? LMAO!!

 

[Emerson40]

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[Emerson40]

Do you think Trump has a safe word?

Know what I'm talking about, Em?

Banana? Really? LMAO!!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/99e74f216a90069941c3c4b5fad2cda4/tumblr_my8ya9B8Sx1s3qy32o1_500.jpg

 

[TalkRadio]

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Say hello to Em the Chumbolone...

Recently we used our safeword during some rough (rougher than usual) play. Everything came to a stop, and after some communication and a wee breather, we resumed the session at a "lower voltage".

We brought up the topic of safewords at a Halloween gathering and were pleasantly surprised by how many couples had one. We suspect a couple of the others who claimed they didn't probably do, and just didn't want to admit it.

I think safewords are more commonly discussed and used in the BDSM community or those who rape-play - just search "Safeword" and see the post hits in the BDSM Talk section - but as our recent discovery at the Halloween party revealed, a great deal of folks (more than we were expecting) have one.

Our safeword is "Banana". Easy to remember, isn't common with our "pillow-talk", and won't ever fall prey to the "Please don't stop!" vs the "Please! Don't! STOP!" mix-up. We also, should the mouth be gagged or otherwise occupied, use a tap-out (hands or feet) signal to let the other know "STOP!".

Do you have a safeword?

If so and you are so inclined to share, what is it?

 

[Emerson40]

mmmm, look at dat pear....


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[Not Normal]

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How the fuck do you lose money owning a casino!?!

 

[Emerson40]

How the fuck do you lose money owning a casino!?!

Art of the Tweet.


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[adrina]

How the fuck do you lose money owning a casino!?!

Art of the Tweet.


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Actually from what I understand, and I know ya'll will find this terribly shocking, gross mismanagement and skimming off the top.

 

[spacekowboy]

How the fuck do you lose money owning a casino!?!

Probably because they were about laundering money and not about profit.