The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[MelissaBaby]

Someone must have spiked the Lit boy's drinking fountain with it.

They are more interested in their fighting than in the prospects of an all girl orgy.

 

[Que]

I picked up a deepfryer yesterday. I was thinking of frying some fish. I'm leaning towards strolling down to Somethingoranotherbertos and having fish tacos instead.

 

[adrina]

They are more interested in their fighting than in the prospects of an all girl orgy.

I know, right?!?

 

[Dr. Groove]

They are more interested in their fighting than in the prospects of an all girl orgy.

Hard to fathom.

 

[Dr. Groove]

I know, right?!?

I'll come cook for y'all and you know, cater to your environs...

 

[Que]

December 3, 2017. The day that the nickel went the way of the penny. A fish taco was $3.05. I gave her $4 and she handed me back the dollar.

Unless she was angling for me doing the obvious, which was to drop the dollar in the tip jar, look for leave-a-nickel; take-a-nickel coming to a counter near you.

 

[RedAllan]

Drunk post

https://youtu.be/1l0xpkk0yaQ

 

[adrina]

I'll come cook for y'all and you know, cater to your environs...

You're good that way.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Happy belated birthday. I would start you a thread but the shitheads would overrun it. This is as good as its get, I guess.

 

[neci]

Goddamn moon. I swear. Pulling the clotted blood right out of me.

 

[neci]

Happy birthday. Call yo momma!

 

[Que]

Happy belated birthday. I would start you a thread but the shitheads would overrun it. This is as good as its get, I guess.

Thanks, but I prefer to think your warm wishes are five and a half months early rather than six and a half months late.

 

[Hypoxia]

December 3, 2017. The day that the nickel went the way of the penny. A fish taco was $3.05. I gave her $4 and she handed me back the dollar.

Unless she was angling for me doing the obvious, which was to drop the dollar in the tip jar, look for leave-a-nickel; take-a-nickel coming to a counter near you.

I read awhile back of a Florida prescription mill that received so much cash for churned-out scrips that they stuffed the US$1.00 bills into 55 gallon oil drums and burnt them because they weren't worth the trouble of bagging and depositing.

Perhaps the cashier had too many nickels already.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Thanks, but I prefer to think your warm wishes are five and a half months early rather than six and a half months late.

Lol...remind me in about five months of your date of birth. I'll make a post for you as well.

 

[Spins]

Silence is such a horrible response

 

[Luk]

For a day of rest, I suck at being a stoner.

 

[Froya]

The concept of relocation must be unfathomable to those who live their lives dedicated to sharing their pathetic misery with others from mama's basement, but sometimes people move, you stupid piece of shit.

 

[Hypoxia]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/71/01/df/7101df41ad754d5751b447054b5e8b83--weekend-meme-fun-ideas.jpg

 

[Spins]

I know it isn't really my business, but when did Yossi poof?

 

[pointless]

apparently some time after the 24th of september, so, if she's like some here, just look for someone with a join date on the 25th and that's who she'll be.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Happy belated birthday. I would start you a thread but the shitheads would overrun it. This is as good as its get, I guess.

Thanks.

 

[adrina]

I fell asleep watching the Carol Burnett interview on youtube on the Stephen Colbert show and I dreamed I had to change clothes. When I was trying to change back into my clothes I couldn't find mine - she had hidden them. I was looking all through her closets and dressing areas and they were no where to be found.

 

[Spins]

So you're naked?

 

[adrina]

So you're naked?

No, but I will be shortly. I'm going to bed.

Time to say goodnight Gracie.

 

[Spins]

Does it mean I am old that I know George Burns used that in his comedy act? <ponders>