The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

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I picked up a deepfryer yesterday. I was thinking of frying some fish. I'm leaning towards strolling down to Somethingoranotherbertos and having fish tacos instead.

A light beer batter is the only way to go,

I'll come cook for y'all and you know, cater to your environs...

Have you seen my, "will exchange sexual favors for...." thread ( insert eyebrow wiggles and a possible wink here0


I will bring snacks.

I wanna come!! I have lots of toys.

He's already got us on the naughty list, so why not?

Why do you think he has a naughty list :eek:

Hells yes! I'll bring the awesome sex toys and dirty movies! :nana:

How about we make our own movies?
 
Whoever said these nitwits were allowed to think should be run over with an 18 wheeler. :rolleyes:
 
Post Traumatic Sucking Disorder. I've been battling this for years.

It all started in my very early 20's. A guy asked me to suck his cock and, being we were both naked and having loads of fun, I obliged. I must have been doing a bang up job because he came in my mouth without warning me. It tasted horrible.

Since then, when a guy asks me to suck his cock I start to snarl and drool. I then begin to vomit.

And that's why I'm single.

Good times, indeed!
 
I wish I could read the original thread she created the parody of. :D Go do some useful pumping.

Speaking of original threads...

Pardon me if this has been posted previously.

This is a relatively new thing to me, but I've found that I really ratchet up now by both the smell and taste of myself. Be it on my own fingers (which the very smell of is causing me to write this right now), my husband's fingers (so very hot when he slides them positively dripping from my wetness, past my lips into my mouth), or the hottest of all, when I taste my arousal off his cock.

Does this get any of you other ladies wetter?
 
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