The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[adrina]

Not necessarily, as I am not so old however I know it as well.

 

[Spins]

So...naked.

 

[Froya]

Yes...

 

[jezzilee]

I picked up a deepfryer yesterday. I was thinking of frying some fish. I'm leaning towards strolling down to Somethingoranotherbertos and having fish tacos instead.

A light beer batter is the only way to go,

I'll come cook for y'all and you know, cater to your environs...

Have you seen my, "will exchange sexual favors for...." thread ( insert eyebrow wiggles and a possible wink here0

I will bring snacks.

I wanna come!! I have lots of toys.

He's already got us on the naughty list, so why not?

Why do you think he has a naughty list

Hells yes! I'll bring the awesome sex toys and dirty movies!

How about we make our own movies?

 

[Dr. Groove]

Have you seen my, "will exchange sexual favors for...." thread ( insert eyebrow wiggles and a possible wink here0

Why no, I haven't....... yet.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=601244

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=737055

DC? Don't you mean Denver, Capt. Asshook?

Send me your info via pm, Bitch.

Is this one AJ? Hash?

All of the sloppy seconds alts sound the same.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Unless you are posting with your real name, everyone is an alt, yes?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Whoever said these nitwits were allowed to think should be run over with an 18 wheeler.

 

[adrina]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/71/01/df/7101df41ad754d5751b447054b5e8b83--weekend-meme-fun-ideas.jpg

I feel a high degree of sympatico with this little monkey today. Very high.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Is it true that spacekowboi has physically abused woman he meet here?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Is it true that spacekowboi has physically abused woman he meet here?

Is it true you sexually molested a rubber duck?

 

[dolf]

Is it true you sexually molested a rubber duck?

Slander!!! It was a chicken.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Slander!!! It was a chicken.

Really? Thanks for the info.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Is it true you sexually molested a rubber duck?

So? The duck was 19 at the time and has published glowing reviews of our relationship on backpage.

 

[TalkRadio]

Post Traumatic Sucking Disorder. I've been battling this for years.

It all started in my very early 20's. A guy asked me to suck his cock and, being we were both naked and having loads of fun, I obliged. I must have been doing a bang up job because he came in my mouth without warning me. It tasted horrible.

Since then, when a guy asks me to suck his cock I start to snarl and drool. I then begin to vomit.

And that's why I'm single.

Good times, indeed!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Good times, indeed!

I wish I could read the original thread she created the parody of. Go do some useful pumping.

 

[TalkRadio]

I wish I could read the original thread she created the parody of. Go do some useful pumping.

For your viewing pleasure...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=61142183#post61142183

 

[Aglaopheme]

For your viewing pleasure...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=61142183#post61142183

Ha! Bumping......

My guess based on Rob's reply it was an AJ thread.

 

[TalkRadio]

Ha! Bumping......

My guess based on Rob's reply it was an AJ thread.

You should share this with TwinkleStars...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1194955

 

[TalkRadio]

I wish I could read the original thread she created the parody of. Go do some useful pumping.

Speaking of original threads...

Pardon me if this has been posted previously.

This is a relatively new thing to me, but I've found that I really ratchet up now by both the smell and taste of myself. Be it on my own fingers (which the very smell of is causing me to write this right now), my husband's fingers (so very hot when he slides them positively dripping from my wetness, past my lips into my mouth), or the hottest of all, when I taste my arousal off his cock.

Does this get any of you other ladies wetter?

 

[Aglaopheme]

You should share this with TwinkleStars...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1194955

Interesting reread. Someone should make a poll to see if there really are men that don't like to do oral. I've seen plenty of threads about women giving blow jobs.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Are you embarrassed by people having discussions about sexual things in a porn board?

 

[spacekowboy]

Is it true that spacekowboi has physically abused woman he meet here?

Is it true that you were dropped on your head as an infant?


Hang on, let me pull my dick out of your mom's mouth and ask her.

 

[spacekowboy]

She says it was only twice.

 

[trysail]

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