The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[TalkRadio]

I was drinking before you got out of your father's cock. Don't tell me what I do.

*titpunch*

Howdy.

Lesson learnt. No titty punching when aunt flo visits.

^^^ Such a gentleman! LMAO!!

 

[pointless]

been there, done that. best thing to do when that sleep deprived is to just find something stupid to watch and roll with the loopiness.

 

[removed9556]

 

[SugarDaddy1]

Hello, my name is Adrina and I have a problem with being attracted to pretty sparkly things and making necklaces out of them.

This time is was the red tourmaline and the tanzanite.

https://i.imgur.com/HeGvFLf.jpg

It's amazing what a woman will do for a few pretty sparkly things & a new pair of shoes.

 

[Luk]

https://i.imgur.com/Qg69IbA.jpg

 

[Luk]

https://i.imgur.com/KbxnAnE.jpg

 

[TalkRadio]

My GF lives miles away and we have never tried anal. But I have a girl I see near me who I would like to introduce anal to. Me & the girl here are very sexual, talkative, and oversexed. But what is the best, gentlest way to say, "I want to put my dick in your ass."

Thanks!

-Luke

^^^ Luk's never ending search for a woman he'll never be able to keep.

 

[TalkRadio]

I got to Supercuts when I need the lettuce trimmed. Usually it's some middle aged woman who doesn't know her craft, which is fine because I wear my hair spikey... impossible to fuck up. But last time I went, this young lady walked out from behind the counter, introduced herself and was very pleasant.

I went there again today. Same woman. We exchanged nice words and I left wondering why I did not ask for her number. So I called her shop and she answered... I asked for her number and she said, "I'm glad you called, I was pissed at myself for not giving you my number".

Then I went to the local Pub and had a beer and a burger. I love Sundays.

Supercuts! LMAO!!

 

[adrina]

It's amazing what a woman will do for a few pretty sparkly things & a new pair of shoes.

The pretty sparkly things I buy and make myself.

The shoes, well I'm good with my black flats.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I need water and coffee and a big breakfast spread. I think I will hit my local greasy spoon.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I find it's generally quite easy to find something stupid on TV. Thank you.

I like it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hello, my name is Adrina and I have a problem with being attracted to pretty sparkly things and making necklaces out of them.

This time is was the red tourmaline and the tanzanite.

https://i.imgur.com/HeGvFLf.jpg

I so want to go shopping with you at a gem show. I haven't been to one in quite a while.

 

[Dinosaur1]

*Hope I'm in the right thread*.

Fuck! All this brainpower mental stuff is wearing me out. Something tells me I'll eventually stop getting tired this way.

 

[Dr. Groove]

French toast with fresh fruit & creme fraische does a morning good.

 

[pointless]

x-factor was my favorite comic as a kid, so that has nothing to do with anything. wasn't that fun?

 

[Luk]

x-factor was my favorite comic as a kid, so that has nothing to do with anything. wasn't that fun?

As long as you don't like the game show as an adult, we cool.

 

[spacekowboy]

I have my very own trolls. I thinkI finally made it!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I have my very own trolls. I thinkI finally made it!

As far as trolls go, they're pretty lame. Sorry. You definitely have room for improvement.

 

[spacekowboy]

You have a foul mouth, Cowboy. Your family must be very proud of you...

Not as foul as your mom's after her thrice weekly visits to yours truly, if you know what I mean.

 

[spacekowboy]

As far as trolls go, they're pretty lame. Sorry. You definitely have room for improvement.

So many trolls, so many mom jokes.

 

[Spins]

Yes, brand does make quite the difference.

Maybe I need a slogan, or one of those catchy theme songs and then all the ladies would choose my brand!

Trader Joe sells packs of pretty good frozen low-fat corn dogs, about 130 calories each IIRC. So you have no excuse, same as canned Hormel Chicken Tamales.

But hey, even Michelle Bachman oralizes them.

Dog on a stick, corned or not, ain't the same as eating pussy.

But, then I have to deal with the people who go to Trader Joe's...

And, no, it isn't the same. When eating corn dogs my beard doesn't need to be washed...

I wonder what a therapist would make of that sentence.

Likely that I am a very blunt person who recognizes that his immediate satisfaction versus that giving up immediate satisfaction in order to facilitate another person's joy could potentially be abused, but that if I understand what I am doing and accept that the cock gifs and the foodwill be there after the fact thus delaying satisfaction so that another can have theirs isn't a bad thing in moderation.

That and I need to lose weight.

 

[pointless]

As long as you don't like the game show as an adult, we cool.

is it a game show? i thought it was just american idol with extra shit added in. feel free to not correct me on this. it doesn't matter. i'll never bother finding out the truth of the matter.

 

[Froya]

Maybe I need a slogan, or one of those catchy theme songs and then all the ladies would choose my brand!

The right song could definitely get my attention.

 

[Luk]

is it a game show? i thought it was just american idol with extra shit added in. feel free to not correct me on this. it doesn't matter. i'll never bother finding out the truth of the matter.

I thought it was like Gladiators so we're probably (thankfully) both wrong.

 

[Spins]

Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
love hot dogs, Armour Dot Dogs
The dogs kids love to bite!​