The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Spins]

It is like my Mother knows exactly when I am about to start dinner and decides to call right then.

"Oh. You are about to eat dinner. Well, let me ask you two things then you can call me back later..."

Forty minutes later and a ruined meal...

 

[pink]

https://i.imgur.com/vdLE8dJ.gif

I love this. My monster man LOVED to knock crap off tables.

He's gone now. I loved that cat.

 

[Hypoxia]

It is like my Mother knows exactly when I am about to start dinner and decides to call right then.

"Oh. You are about to eat dinner. Well, let me ask you two things then you can call me back later..."

Forty minutes later and a ruined meal...

Trigger an air-raid siren and say you really must run, we'll talk later.

She may get the message after a few weeks of this.

Or she might not. Mothers...

 

[Spins]

Trigger an air-raid siren and say you really must run, we'll talk later.

She may get the message after a few weeks of this.

Or she might not. Mothers...

I'm fat. I can do with less food.

I won't deny my mother her joy of chatting with me. I mean all I was doing was looking at cocksucking gifs on the GeeBee and stuffing my fat face

 

[Dr. Groove]

I've figured out when I get in trouble at home. It's when I talk, and when I don't talk.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I've figured out when I get in trouble at home. It's when I talk, and when I don't talk.

Is this a kink thing?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61A962BWYmL._UX342_.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Triggering the smoke alarm would be a lot less drastic...

 

[Dr. Groove]

Is this a kink thing?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61A962BWYmL._UX342_.jpg

That would be more interesting and potentially more gratifying.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

That hit popped it out of the park, SNL

 

[Froya]

I'm fat. I can do with less food.

I won't deny my mother her joy of chatting with me. I mean all I was doing was looking at cocksucking gifs on the GeeBee and stuffing my fat face

Corndogs?

 

[Spins]

Not even I eat corn dogs every meal...

 

[Froya]

Not even I eat corn dogs every meal...

They just seemed to fit the theme...

 

[Spins]

Thin with breading?

I suppose that might be an accurate description

 

[Froya]

Thin with breading?

I suppose that might be an accurate description

Sure, if that's what you took from it.

 

[Spins]

Maybe it depends on the brand. <ponders>

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[dolf]

Sick as a dog

 

[Froya]

Maybe it depends on the brand. <ponders>

Yes, brand does make quite the difference.

 

[Hypoxia]

Not even I eat corn dogs every meal...

Trader Joe sells packs of pretty good frozen low-fat corn dogs, about 130 calories each IIRC. So you have no excuse, same as canned Hormel Chicken Tamales.

But hey, even Michelle Bachman oralizes them.

https://media.giphy.com/media/amwcgD39rlVwQ/giphy.gif

Sick as a dog

Dog on a stick, corned or not, ain't the same as eating pussy.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[Unabatable]

...

Thanks for posting that! A blatant violation of Forum Rule #2. No doubt absolutely everyone's mind thought the very same thing.

And then they immediately thought about how the owner has repeatedly posted that kind of thing isn't cool here, probably even how some seem to get away with posting stuff like that while others don't.

Which side do you reckon you fall on?

 

[MelissaBaby]

I mean all I was doing was looking at cocksucking gifs on the GeeBee and stuffing my fat face

I wonder what a therapist would make of that sentence.

 

[TalkRadio]

Man, fuck this shit.

Twisted old cunt.

No, I just believe that you are a worthless old cunt that lacks empathy for anyone.

Now kindly fuck off and die.

Still though, he should go on ahead and fuck off and die.

You have a foul mouth, Cowboy. Your family must be very proud of you...

 

[removed9556]

 

[MagnusRichard]

You have a foul mouth, Cowboy. Your family must be very proud of you...

Spacekowboy hates his wife i think. She probably is very bossy so he pretends to be tough guy here, yes?

Pretty sunglasses though.