The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Froya]

Well you can just lick my big sack of unsalted nuts, then.

-Unless the soy sauce idea works.

I only lick lightly salted nuts. Unsalted are better when you just bite down on them and chew.


I've never tried soy sauce. Might be good. A quick dry pan roasting and a sprinkle of salt works well for me.

 

[Radiohead]

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

So they say.

Does everyone know devils?

 

[Radiohead]

Coming back to these kids after they have been with their parents for 5 days is worse than this sore throat from hell. I need a hot toddy as soon as I get home.

I need a hot injun

 

[adrina]

Does everyone know devils?

Intimately.

 

[Hypoxia]

I need a hot injun

Cumming right up:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5c/c5/15/5cc5154d6a29278d8261947315aabf02--native-american-men-american-indians.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

Shoving cuteness in yo faces! Deal with it!

http://i7.glitter-graphics.org/pub/991/991387ywpmzzh4xy.gif

 

[trysail]

The Bureaucracy Declares Independence From The Constitution
by Francis Menton

...Well, what do you expect when you have a completely unaccountable agency answering to no one?... ​

Government employees seem to think they are above the law.
http://manhattancontrarian.com/blog...y-declares-independence-from-the-constitution




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[Froya]

Shoving cuteness in yo faces! Deal with it!

That is borderline creepy.

 

[trysail]

I know this will come as a shock but there is a truthful answer to this question.


Are you a Native American?

____ 100%
_____50%
_____25%
_____12½%
_____6.7%
_____3.1%
_____It's possible, though I'm not entirely sure. Somebody in my family once mentioned that they were told that my great-great grandmother might have been a Native American.









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[Wings]

Packing is always the toughest part. Why can’t I just wave a wand and the suitcases are packed?

 

[spacekowboy]

Hitachi wands are not really magic. You know this, right?

 

[Not Normal]

Should you end up picking a watch there will need to be pics to ooh and ahh over.

And thank you - this was my fault for thinking I could do more than I could. But that’s just a personality flaw on my part in general.

I might could take a picture.

Thinking about this guy to get my feet wet.
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B073WJ4J3R/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=ITZGNPWR3YL25&colid=3FK6KQF02T1O7

 

[MelissaBaby]

Hitachi wands are not really magic. You know this, right?

http://ludwigiplaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/arthur_clarke.png

 

[spacekowboy]

I might could take a picture.

Thinking about this guy to get my feet wet.
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B073WJ4J3R/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=ITZGNPWR3YL25&colid=3FK6KQF02T1O7

That canvas strap would drive me nuts. I would look for maybe a leather strap, or stainless steel.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://ludwigiplaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/arthur_clarke.png

Trust a guy who looks like a walking penis.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Trust a guy who looks like a walking penis.

Saying his head looked like a Hitachi would have been a better joke.

 

[AngusBridie]

Shoving cuteness in yo faces! Deal with it!

http://i7.glitter-graphics.org/pub/991/991387ywpmzzh4xy.gif

Shakes the clown
https://youtu.be/BiFFijphGtc

 

[Bookishleigh]

Just made dinner the kid refuses to eat and I have no appetite for. Fuck it.

The dog eats well tonight.

 

[Spins]

People will do just about anything to play the victim and I have walked into an office full of them!

 

[Bookishleigh]

People will do just about anything to play the victim and I have walked into an office full of them!

I have dinner you can take them. Then you can be the hero.

 

[Spins]

I have dinner you can take them. Then you can be the hero.

This group would complain that it wasn't something else and then spin a tale about the last time someone brought food they all got sick.

 

[AngusBridie]

Just keep a fridge loaded with pizzas hot pockets and pretzels in the cupboard. They never leave .. literally

 

[Froya]

Saying his head looked like a Hitachi would have been a better joke.

And more accurate, given the shape of his head.

 

[AngusBridie]

This group would complain that it wasn't something else and then spin a tale about the last time someone brought food they all got sick.

Sounds like nobody cares if you have the leftovers you don’t need to stick them in the pockets of your raincoat .. just take the plate

 

[MelissaBaby]

And more accurate, given the shape of his head.

Are we talking about Arthur Clarke or Space Kowboy?