The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Luk]

I'm depressed. Please explain how quitting smoking is going to help me.
I wish I had a cigarette.

Becuase then you wouldn't be broke and depressed over money issues.
And you wouldn't stink.
Then maybe you'd get a huggle.

 

[adrina]

She dumped him a long time ago, but the new guy is a real piece of shit. He might have made her cum, but that's his only positive attribute.

I had one of those once. I ended it after a few months. He was also paranoid I was cheating on him. Weird. He wanted to get back together a few months later but could give no reasons when I asked him why.

I'm depressed. Please explain how quitting smoking is going to help me.
I wish I had a cigarette.

Because you'll feel better. Because you'll have proved to yourself that you can conquer those bastards. Because you will dramatically decrease your chances of lung and heart disease. Because you'll smell better. Because you'll save money.

Because we love you and know you can do this. Even if it takes more than one try.

 

[Spins]

Meeting new people is rough. I think I'll just go look at boobs.

 

[Que]

I'm depressed. Please explain how quitting smoking is going to help me.
I wish I had a cigarette.

Food is going to taste better in a month or so.

 

[Froya]

It's pretty definitive when I orgasm. I suspect that's true for many women.

I don't care if he gets me off or I get myself off during sex, as long as we're both having a good time.

 

[Froya]

I'm depressed. Please explain how quitting smoking is going to help me.
I wish I had a cigarette.

Blood circulation improves when you quit smoking. Better circulation could mean better orgasms.

 

[spacekowboy]

That's what she said.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/yrmehrlaoe5d3azxz3z0.png

 

[silver gurl]

Nothing like spoonfuls of stuffing in the mid of the night

 

[Saint Peter]

Banana bread. The bananas were ignored with all the food around this week. It seemed like a fitting goodbye.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_144xI79zB4

it confounds

the science

 

[MelissaBaby]

Banana bread. The bananas were ignored with all the food around this week. It seemed like a fitting goodbye.

Never ignore the banana.

https://chatroomconvocom.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/girls_eat_bananas_11.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

Never ignore the banana.

The banana is rarely ignored.

 

[thør]

A day of meetings complete. Now I have to eat dinner with these folks.

 

[thør]

I had one of those once. I ended it after a few months. He was also paranoid I was cheating on him. Weird. He wanted to get back together a few months later but could give no reasons when I asked him why.

She wasn't that smart.

 

[MagnusRichard]

She dumped him a long time ago, but the new guy is a real piece of shit. He might have made her cum, but that's his only positive attribute.

You are very sensitive to your sister in law’s sexual needs, yes?

 

[adrina]

She wasn't that smart.

Ogasms, even multiple orgasms, aren't worth all that other bullshit.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Ogasms, even multiple orgasms, aren't worth all that other bullshit.

You can always hook up with the Japanese boyfriend.

 

[adrina]

You can always hook up with the Japanese boyfriend.

Exactly. And the Japanese boyfriend doesn't drink too much, isn't callous, doesn't get paranoid and isn't a slob.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Exactly. And the Japanese boyfriend doesn't drink too much, isn't callous, doesn't get paranoid and isn't a slob.

If you could get him to pay for dinner, he'd be perfect.

 

[Amoebah]

Exactly. And the Japanese boyfriend doesn't drink too much, isn't callous, doesn't get paranoid and isn't a slob.

あなたは私たちについて彼に言った?

 

[MelissaBaby]

I received this lovely message this morning on another site:

What's it like embarassing your father and mother and slobbering on negro dick?

Well, my father has been dead for 14 years and my mother is pretty embarrassed if I slobber on anything, so it's all good. Thanks for asking.

 

[Saint Peter]

unreal

 

[adrina]

If you could get him to pay for dinner, he'd be perfect.

Doesn't talk too much either.

I received this lovely message this morning on another site:



Well, my father has been dead for 14 years and my mother is pretty embarrassed if I slobber on anything, so it's all good. Thanks for asking.

People are lovely sometimes.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bread turned out good. Thanks for asking.