The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[lovetoread]

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[adrina]

I hope he does the women of the world a favor and studies it theoretically and not try to test it in the field.

Wow.

 

[jezzilee]

Holy crap. Women don't orgasm?

 

[jezzilee]

Dear Kyle.

If you could fuck yourself, like I do, you would know the female orgasm, is not a myth.

Wait, if you had a clue how to fuck a woman...

 

[spacekowboy]

Holy crap. Women don't orgasm?

That's what she said.

 

[jezzilee]

That's what she said.

GOD DAMMMMMIT


I loled.

 

[Dr. Groove]

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The rantings of a lonely, lonely man.

 

[jezzilee]

The rantings of a lonely, lonely man.

he has to be

 

[cleaver]

(27.36 posts per day) asked (12.70 posts per day)
why anyone would have to put up with (26.25 posts per day) ?

a valid question in the current mind stream... yes? [poll to follow]

(17.15 posts per day) had something quite bitingly caustic to say on the issue...
but (30.35 posts per day) sealed the meal with a well researched web pic.

(3.52 posts per day) received the alert....
(27.36 posts per day) was rightly upset and perturbed.
(10.02 posts per day) had also sent in a query....
( not (9.39 posts per day) - whom anyone would think would have had something to add)

it's alright... one would suppose...
restrictions are in place,

at some point soon, (26.25 posts per day) will be made [00.00 posts per day]

to maintain the happiness of the herd...

... and to think some have been google-translating korean...

 

[AngusBridie]

I’d hate to think those were fake scratch marks with the nails.

 

[Emerson40]

On a scale of Lance to 10, just how good do you suppose that date was going, that she peed herself to get out of it?

 

[Wats_butthole]

Do women orgasm? What a stupid question. Who cares?

 

[AngusBridie]

On a scale of Lance to 10, just how good do you suppose that date was going, that she peed herself to get out of it?

People often assume to much the premise that any women would be desperate enough to date lance seems absurd

 

[Bookishleigh]

I was never taught I was "supposed" to orgasm. I feel sorry for those women. Of course, I also think if you can't get yourself off no one else can either so.....

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[lovetoread]

if i have to get myself off during sex, then it makes no sense to have it with anyone else

 

[Luk]

if i have to get myself off during sex, then it makes no sense to have it with anyone else

We can just cuddle

 

[thør]

I hope he does the women of the world a favor and studies it theoretically and not try to test it in the field.

Wow.

I wonder if he is an ex-brother-in-law of mine. No wonder the wife's little sis is so fucked up.

 

[Dr. Groove]

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A solemn reminder to set a timer for the garlic bread.

When you finally smell it - it's sadly too late.

 

[tedsbeds]

if i have to get myself off during sex, then it makes no sense to have it with anyone else

But isn't it nice to have someone there to lend a hand or a tongue?

 

[thør]

A solemn reminder to set a timer for the garlic bread.

When you finally smell it - it's sadly too late.

Still better than what this burg smells like. More like Eau de Burning Garbage.

 

[adrina]

I wonder if he is an ex-brother-in-law of mine. No wonder the wife's little sis is so fucked up.

I feel very sorry for your wife's little sister. Hopefully her next adventure will be more... adventuresome.

 

[thør]

I feel very sorry for your wife's little sister. Hopefully her next adventure will be more... adventuresome.

She dumped him a long time ago, but the new guy is a real piece of shit. He might have made her cum, but that's his only positive attribute.

 

[Bookishleigh]

if i have to get myself off during sex, then it makes no sense to have it with anyone else

Quite true.

I just feel for those women who are too uncomfortable with their bodies to figure out what makes them get off but then think a man will know. I'm not afraid to tell my partner my likes and dislikes or showing them the exact spots. I would hope they would be the same way.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm depressed. Please explain how quitting smoking is going to help me.
I wish I had a cigarette.

 

[Spins]

Belief, in every form, takes a lot of patience