The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

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[Saint Peter]

Postwoman.

Must have been a male carrier.

 

[AngusBridie]

I carry flowers on my penis .. doctors call it clahmydia ...but I don’t think they are as romantic as I am

 

[TwinkleStars]

Shoving cuteness in yo faces!

https://s8.favim.com/orig/151111/animal-autumn-cute-dog-Favim.com-3552798.jpg

 

[islandman]

Friday night.....

....just got home.....

....everyone's asleep......

....two fingers of Booker's in a lovely glass....

....time to finally relax....

....and fix Error Code 0xc000014c....

....

 

[Spins]

They were out of mint chocolate chip

 

[jezzilee]

Will it EVER end?

 

[spacekowboy]

That's what she said.

 

[jezzilee]

That's what she said.

That almost made me laugh!

 

[Spins]

You don't understand.

I had to go with cookie dough.

Cookie dough!

 

[islandman]

Two more fingers and Windows 10 may or may not be initiating a system restore....

....at this rate I may run out of fingers......

 

[spacekowboy]

That almost made me laugh!

You should read it again then because it is hilarious.

 

[ImSinister]

it is hilarious.

That's what she said . . .


















. . . to me

 

[Froya]

Two more fingers and Windows 10 may or may not be initiating a system restore....

....at this rate I may run out of fingers......

That would be a damn shame.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23795645_10215265972142317_8498083973704492795_n.jpg?oh=3572ac70cae6e16248996456dd9aabb5&oe=5A89F373

 

[Radiohead]

Friday night.....

....just got home.....

....everyone's asleep......

....two fingers of Booker's in a lovely glass....

....time to finally relax....

....and fix Error Code 0xc000014c....

....

The problem was fingering the Bookers.

God, I miss that.

 

[lovetoread]

sometimes one wonders how some people make it through life

 

[thør]

You don't understand.

I had to go with cookie dough.

Cookie dough!

I got cheesecake ice cream on the last plane.

 

[thør]

sometimes one wonders how some people make it through life

After the taxi ride from the airport to the hotel, I figure many don't.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2017/02/puting-trump-projection-hater-640x480.jpg

 

[islandman]

....finalizing file restore....

 

[Spins]

Surviving is our very best skill

 

[adrina]

Surviving is our very best skill

Not so much at living, however.

 

[Spins]

As with most things...it's relative

 

[Que]

I love my teenagers. Maybe it will get worse as they leave the nest but so far it’s a riot. I value the young adults they’re becoming.

Mine were relatively trouble-free during their teen years and are now four pretty amazing adults.

-I take full credit for picking their mother.