The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

[Saint Peter]

Needs an element.


Sorry.

 

[raindancer]

Someone needs to whisk me away from all this. I'll wait on the curb.

 

[Spins]

I use a whisk when I am making scrambled eggs. I think it makes them fluffier.

 

[Froya]

I use a whisk when I am making scrambled eggs. I think it makes them fluffier.

It does.

 

[AngusBridie]

After cooking the shit all day yesterday I didn't even want any, me and the dogs are having a few of the leftovers though... They seem to like it, I suppose it was good.

 

[Saint Peter]

I whisk the eggs using your toothbrush and a cordless drill.

Fluffy as fuck. Every time.

 

[Not Normal]

After cooking the shit all day yesterday I didn't even want any, me and the dogs are having a few of the leftovers though... They seem to like it, I suppose it was good.

Turkey dog farts. Not smart.

 

[Emerson40]

Pumpkin cheesecake and strong coffee for breakfast.



I could definitely do this again, maybe with some bacon on the side.

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Mouthbreathers from Am pics. The tradition continues. *exasperated*

 

[Luk]

Really? Good thought because our oven is always going with other dishes.

It was glorious. Crusty where it should be, fluffy and light.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mouthbreathers from Am pics. The tradition continues. *exasperated*

Sounds like someone got dickpicced

 

[Wings]

At what point do I stop having the female equivalent of wet dreams? I’m about to be 37, I thought they’d stop by now.

 

[Amoebah]

美國圓眼睛的男人喜歡那些因為性愛而流行的女人如此受歡迎，你一定是！

 

[adrina]

The throngs of humanity are throngish.

And I'm not even doing Black Friday shopping.

 

[AngusBridie]

At what point do I stop having the female equivalent of wet dreams? I’m about to be 37, I thought they’d stop by now.

Menopause.... that’s when. Youth is wasted on the young. Go back to sleep child

 

[Wings]

Menopause.... that’s when. Youth is wasted on the young. Go back to sleep child

I went through menopause 10 years ago. So I’m going to say no.

 

[lovetoread]

I went through menopause 10 years ago. So I’m going to say no.

agreed

 

[Emerson40]

Things getting stranger...



http://78.media.tumblr.com/fb9d60c4a970db93dc846d6a5e42bd6b/tumblr_ozxtr3KLBH1qz6f9yo1_500.gif

 

[cowslinger64]

No gun problem here.


Hunter shoots, kills woman after mistaking her for a deer, officials say
Fox News 2 hours 38 minutes ago
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A hunter in western New York shot and killed a woman out walking her dogs Wednesday evening after mistaking her for a deer, officials said. Thomas Jadlowski, 34, believed he saw a deer in a field about 200 yards away from him when he shot Rosemary Billquist in the hip with a high-powered pistol. The 43-year-old woman was walking her two Labrador Retrievers in the field behind her home in Sherman. Rushing toward Billquist after hearing her scream, Jadlowski called 911 and applied pressure on her wound until paramedics arrived. Billquist was taken to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center in Erie, Pa., where she was pronounced dead. "They tried saving her,”

 

[Dr. Groove]

At what point do I stop having the female equivalent of wet dreams? I’m about to be 37, I thought they’d stop by now.

Rooting for never; assuming they're good!

 

[Dr. Groove]

No gun problem here.


Hunter shoots, kills woman after mistaking her for a deer, officials say
Fox News 2 hours 38 minutes ago
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A hunter in western New York shot and killed a woman out walking her dogs Wednesday evening after mistaking her for a deer, officials said. Thomas Jadlowski, 34, believed he saw a deer in a field about 200 yards away from him when he shot Rosemary Billquist in the hip with a high-powered pistol. The 43-year-old woman was walking her two Labrador Retrievers in the field behind her home in Sherman. Rushing toward Billquist after hearing her scream, Jadlowski called 911 and applied pressure on her wound until paramedics arrived. Billquist was taken to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center in Erie, Pa., where she was pronounced dead. "They tried saving her,”

Fuck, that's an awful story - so sad.

 

[Luk]

Mouthbreathers from Am pics. The tradition continues. *exasperated*

Allo!

 

[Luk]

No gun problem here.


Hunter shoots, kills woman after mistaking her for a deer, officials say
Fox News 2 hours 38 minutes ago
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A hunter in western New York shot and killed a woman out walking her dogs Wednesday evening after mistaking her for a deer, officials said. Thomas Jadlowski, 34, believed he saw a deer in a field about 200 yards away from him when he shot Rosemary Billquist in the hip with a high-powered pistol. The 43-year-old woman was walking her two Labrador Retrievers in the field behind her home in Sherman. Rushing toward Billquist after hearing her scream, Jadlowski called 911 and applied pressure on her wound until paramedics arrived. Billquist was taken to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center in Erie, Pa., where she was pronounced dead. "They tried saving her,”

He couldn't tell that she was human but still managed to hit her from 200 yards? That's a sport? That?!

 

[cleaver]

American men with round eyes like those women who are so popular because of sex, you must be!

美國圓眼睛的男人喜歡那些因為性愛而流行的女人如此受歡迎，你一定是！

that was a waste of bandwidth

 

[Emerson40]

No gun problem here.


Hunter shoots, kills woman after mistaking her for a deer, officials say
Fox News 2 hours 38 minutes ago
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A hunter in western New York shot and killed a woman out walking her dogs Wednesday evening after mistaking her for a deer, officials said. Thomas Jadlowski, 34, believed he saw a deer in a field about 200 yards away from him when he shot Rosemary Billquist in the hip with a high-powered pistol. The 43-year-old woman was walking her two Labrador Retrievers in the field behind her home in Sherman. Rushing toward Billquist after hearing her scream, Jadlowski called 911 and applied pressure on her wound until paramedics arrived. Billquist was taken to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center in Erie, Pa., where she was pronounced dead. "They tried saving her,”

Just another responsible gun owner exercising their 2nd Amendment freedom.

But ol' Rosemary cold have been killed just as easily by a shark, car, or frying pan, dontcha know.


Unfortunately, stories like this are just part of the everyday in the wacky, old USA.


'murica.