The Isolated Blurt Thread XLII : Saint Peter is a douchebag

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Ladies, I am in menopause and have not had a period in almost a year.

Guess what I got last night? It's not pretty. :(:(:(
 
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Ladies, I am in menopause and have not had a period in almost a year.

Guess what I got last night? It's not pretty. :(:(:(

When I had my hysterectomy they said I was too young to have my ovaries removed also, they didn't want me to go through menopause. Fuckers. My right ovary is killing me, has done this before too.

Happy Thanksgiving Pink? :rose:
 
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Your old av has been revived, and revised for 2017. Strangely, the caption for that av is still apropos. (Though, still inappropriate.)
 
When I had my hysterectomy they said I was too young to have my ovaries removed also, they didn't want me to go through menopause. Fuckers. My right ovary is killing me, has done this before too.

Happy Thanksgiving Pink? :rose:

Yeah, it'll be good. I am cooking for one tomorrow but it'll be fun.
 
Yeah, it'll be good. I am cooking for one tomorrow but it'll be fun.

Last year I was solo for Christmas. It was so serene. I had lots of befores and afters but the day of? All by myself.... and it was bliss.
 
When I had my hysterectomy they said I was too young to have my ovaries removed also, they didn't want me to go through menopause. Fuckers. My right ovary is killing me, has done this before too.

Happy Thanksgiving Pink? :rose:

Sorry for the trouble with your optional equipment package.

Sorry for Pink's (or should I say Crimson's?) discomfort as well. Both for the physical and (sort of) for the intentionally egregiously distastefull humor.

I don't know for a fact but I assume that no one has successfully made a menstruating woman laugh at a menstruation joke.

-because hormones.

*rimshot*

- where is NotNormal when you need some quality percussion work?
 
8 minutes and my challenge to the people of the GB to be nice for one day commences in my time zone. Why WHY WHY am I having such a hard time with this?
 
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