Christmas FACTS!! yes FUCKING FACTS WHICH RELATE TO CHRISTMAS

[hobbit.]

As of today there are 400 sleeps until Christmas 2018*.

*unless you are insomniac in which case its anyones quess.

POST A FACT ABOUT CHRISTMAS and keep it real!

http://howlongaago.net/date/2018/december/25

 

[oggbashan]

We don't know in which year Jesus was born:

https://infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/quirinius.html

https://www.psephizo.com/biblical-studies/did-luke-get-the-date-of-jesus-birth-wrong/

 

[hobbit.]

We don't know in which year Jesus was born:

https://infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/quirinius.html

https://www.psephizo.com/biblical-studies/did-luke-get-the-date-of-jesus-birth-wrong/

Thats an early attempt at thread jacking!

Whilst some people may question the year, commercial and marketing experts are certain that it is on the 25th December - the year is of no importance FFS

 

[oggbashan]

Thats an early attempt at thread jacking!

Whilst some people may question the year, commercial and marketing experts are certain that it is on the 25th December - the year is of no importance FFS

Even the 25th December is the wrong date:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/0/20617780

 

[jaF0]

For this board X-Mas is more appropriate.

Put the X back in X-Mas and get it on with Santa or an Elf. Or at least the Ms.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/sexy_santa_claus_mrs_ms_sex_naughty_00.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

We don't know if Yeshua bir Miriam existed. If so, we have no idea of the birth year, or which Herod was around at the time, and the Nativity timeline bears no resemblance to recorded history.

Which doesn't matter. XMas is a pagan winter solstice festival, just as Pascua / Easter is a pagan spring fertility festival. Dance naked around the yule fire!

 

[phrodeau]

Holly and mistletoe are both deadly poisonous.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Thats an early attempt at thread jacking!

Whilst some people may question the year, commercial and marketing experts are certain that it is on the 25th December - the year is of no importance FFS

The date is almost certainly wrong too. Shepherds would not have been out with their flocks in late December, because the weather would have been too cold. From what I have read on the subject, Christians placed the date at Dec. 25 to coincide with Saturnalia so they could celebrate without arousing suspicion.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Holly and mistletoe are both deadly poisonous.

Ahem.....

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8gC3YxCc9IspwTWnzQWS7TA07FEeMC7juYPX4gyMJt1Wi_dwp

 

[adrina]

For this board X-Mas is more appropriate.

Put the X back in X-Mas and get it on with Santa or an Elf. Or at least the Ms.

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/sexy_santa_claus_mrs_ms_sex_naughty_00.jpg

Technically that's more of a V-mas. Just sayin'.

My Christmas fact:

Most of Santa’s reindeer have male-sounding names, such as Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid. However, male reindeers shed their antlers around Christmas, so the reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are likely not male, but female or castrated.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I was puzzled by the American Christmas in July sale. The event took place while it was snowing in a nearby state. (With mountains.) Perhaps, it was a tribute to tin mines.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Technically that's more of a V-mas. Just sayin'.

My Christmas fact:

Most of Santa’s reindeer have male-sounding names, such as Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid. However, male reindeers shed their antlers around Christmas, so the reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are likely not male, but female or castrated.

Vixen would be a female, or doe. The others all have androgynous names except, maybe, Cupid.

 

[hobbit.]

399 shopping days to next Christmas.

dont get hung up on the date.

 

[domroger]

Christmas comes once a firkin
and when it does I'm firkin working .

 

[colddiesel]

South Koreans tend to give money rather than presents at Christmas. Drives the retailers nuts.

Most of the Christians (about 25-30%) of the population go to church but so do a lot of non-christians.

 

[stickygirl]

Technically that's more of a V-mas. Just sayin'.

My Christmas fact:

Most of Santa’s reindeer have male-sounding names, such as Blitzen, Comet, and Cupid. However, male reindeers shed their antlers around Christmas, so the reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are likely not male, but female or castrated.

They could be female reindeer who ID as male

 

[jaF0]

How do you tell a female elf from a male elf?

















The tits stupid, the TITS!!

 

[adrina]

They could be female reindeer who ID as male

Androgynous trans reindeer. Hahaha.... Oh my.

 

[stickygirl]

Androgynous trans reindeer. Hahaha.... Oh my.

Santa used to be called Sandra: check her man boobs 'cos he's not had top surgery.
Testosterone is poison

Forgive me for dead naming Santa, but he didn't bring me the bicycle I asked for when I was 9 and gave me a fucking science set instead

 

[tally_ho]

fact

81% of non-Christians in the U.S. also celebrate Christmas. Merry, secular Christmas, everyone!

 

[magicalmoments]

Christmas in the southern hemisphere is in high summer, BBQs, flip flops and beach parties.

 

[Misshotndeep]

X in X-mas actually comes from the greek language and is meant to translate to savior and not an abreviation of Christmas.

 

[phrodeau]

X in X-mas actually comes from the greek language and is meant to translate to savior and not an abreviation of Christmas.

It's a cross, duh.

 

[ishtat]

This is what Hobbit's Aussie mate thinks of Christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g

 

[domroger]

This is what Hobbit's Aussie mate thinks of Christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g

Brilliant .