Random talents

[shezaqt]

What's a skill you have that may or may not be totally useless as anything but a party trick? Where/when did you discover you had it? Has it been used as a method of courtship? (See: did it get you laid?). Can it be taught to others or is it a god given talent?

 

[shezaqt]

Fine, I will lead by example.

I can get people up on a dance floor who always refuse to dance! Why? Because I make people comfortable and happy and the centre of the world for short bursts of time. Also, cause I can dance my ass off.

I discovered this as a little girl dressed in a pink tutu and rhinestone cowboy boots, 'giddy-upping' round the room. People see that kind of childish glee, it's infectious. I still have that glee, so they get up and dance with me.

There.

Your turn.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Can you tie the stem of a cherry into a knot using nothing other than your tongue?

 

[shezaqt]

. Apparently my gift doesn't translate into thread making.

 

[adrina]

Here I was thinking you meant something like tying the cherry stem in a knot with one's tongue. Or ear wiggling. Or doing the splits

In which case yes I can do the splits and it has gotten me laid oddly enough. Even if it was years ago. I can also wiggle my ears - to the best of my recollection that has never got me laid.

 

[shezaqt]

Can you tie the stem of a cherry into a knot using nothing other than your tongue?

I have never tried actually, I always give my cherries away.

 

[shezaqt]

Here I was thinking you meant something like tying the cherry stem in a knot with one's tongue. Or ear wiggling. Or doing the splits

In which case yes I can do the splits and it has gotten me laid oddly enough. Even if it was years ago. I can also wiggle my ears to the best of my recollection that has never got me laid.

I was, those count. It's just that I can't do any of those things.

 

[adrina]

I was, those count. It's just that I can't do any of those things.

I took gymnastics as a child. They say if you can do the splits by the time you're 9 - or is it 11? whatever - that you'll always be able to do them. Because your tendons have been stretched to allow it. So far it has proven correct.

 

[shezaqt]

I took gymnastics as a child. They say if you can do the splits by the time you're 9 - or is it 11? whatever - that you'll always be able to do them. Because your tendons have been stretched to allow it. So far it has proven correct.

I wasn't aware of that. I can get low but I still have a couple inches from the floor I can't do. And only frontward. Those side splits aren't natural!

 

[doowdniw]

*wiggles ears*

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I can belch on cue. I don't know how common that is.

 

[shezaqt]

*wiggles ears*

What else can you do with your ears? *leer*

 

[adrina]

I wasn't aware of that. I can get low but I still have a couple inches from the floor I can't do. And only frontward. Those side splits aren't natural!

Left legged are easy for me, right I have to stretch to be able to do. The middle ones are tough for me and I was never quite able to get there. Just a few inches off the floor. I'd have to stretch a bit to get back to that.

 

[thør]

I can belch on cue. I don't know how common that is.

How many time has that got you laid?

 

[thør]

No talents at all, here.

 

[shezaqt]

Left legged are easy for me, right I have to stretch to be able to do. The middle ones are tough for me and I was never quite able to get there. Just a few inches off the floor. I'd have to stretch a bit to get back to that.

You know what, I have it backwards. It's the side split I can do not the front. Those names don't make sense.

Good for you though, I'd be afraid to try now and get stuck.

 

[shezaqt]

I can belch on cue. I don't know how common that is.

How many time has that got you laid?

Haha, Thor beat me.

No talents at all, here.

Clever, cheeky fella.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I can belch on Que. I don't know how common that is.

You can belch on Que? Well that is not very nice!

I can turn most any conversation into a conversation about books. I think it has had the opposite effect of getting me laid though.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Random talent? I write papers using LaTeX.

I always give my cherries away.

I bet you do.

/CaptainOfLameJokes

In which case yes I can do the splits and it has gotten me laid oddly enough.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[adrina]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Perv.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Random talent? I write papers using LaTeX.



I bet you do.

/CaptainOfLameJokes



Pics or it didn't happen.

YOU WANT TO SEE PICS OF THAT ODD BITCH GETTING LAID ODDLY

 

[TwinkleStars]

What's a skill you have that may or may not be totally useless as anything but a party trick? Where/when did you discover you had it? Has it been used as a method of courtship? (See: did it get you laid?). Can it be taught to others or is it a god given talent?

Blow-jobs.
It became a natural talent.
Yes it got me laid.
I don't have the patience to teach my technique.

 

[jezzilee]

Blow-jobs.
It became a natural talent.
Yes it got me laid.
I don't have the patience to teach my technique.

Blow jobs are a talent, and definitely gets one laid. Technique varies for me on an individual basis. I knew a guy who wanted me to bite him. HARD. I was always afraid I was going to draw blood.

 

[shezaqt]

I can turn most any conversation into a conversation about books. I think it has had the opposite effect of getting me laid though.

Drawing parallels in life to them?

Blow-jobs.
It became a natural talent.
Yes it got me laid.
I don't have the patience to teach my technique.

It's good to know where your strengths are.

Blow jobs are a talent, and definitely gets one laid. Technique varies for me on an individual basis. I knew a guy who wanted me to bite him. HARD. I was always afraid I was going to draw blood.

Yikes!

 

[pointless]

i'm really good at hand farts and knowing trivial nonsense. no, neither of those will ever get anyone laid.