The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[Froya]

Holy shit! Has Coachdweeb written a book!!!? (9:30-10min)
Funny review of Coach's book:

https://youtu.be/yZMt87ZdUbw

That was creepy and funny, and a small, disturbing part of me wants to read it, but I think she probably covered everything important.

 

[HarryHill]

I have decided I want to learn the violin, should I warn my neighbors?

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I've got two for sale

 

[Aglaopheme]

gently pull each other
limb
from
limb

Joe, or Inara? Is there any creature more pathetic?

 

[MelissaBaby]

I am determined to finish the first draft of the remaining chapters of my Lit novel this weekend, so I am ducking out of the forums until I'm done.

If you see me post, ask me if I'm finished. If I'm not, spank me and tell me to get back to work.

If I am done, spank me anyway, but you can take your time about it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Joe, or Inara?

Joe!

Is there any creature more pathetic?

There is not.

 

[Saint Peter]

gotta love it
it's my duty
she got a big fat funky booty
not above it
makes me moody
whole mess of big fat funky booty

 

[Aglaopheme]

Joe!



There is not.

I love that entire album, there's not a bad track on it. Must.play.now.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I hope you listened to the entire album too. If not you're in line with Melissa for spankings.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am determined to finish the first draft of the remaining chapters of my Lit novel this weekend, so I am ducking out of the forums until I'm done.

If you see me post, ask me if I'm finished. If I'm not, spank me and tell me to get back to work.

If I am done, spank me anyway, but you can take your time about it.

Let's be proactive about it and spank you now.

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[RedAllan]

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I've got two for sale

Violins or neighbours ?

 

[Saint Peter]

I love that entire album, there's not a bad track on it. Must.play.now.

I hope you listened to the entire album too. If not you're in line with Melissa for spankings.

Front to back. That album was meant to be played Side A then Side B. Back from the time there was a relationship between songs on each side of an album. CDs fucked that up and itunes fucked it up even worse.


don't play that piano!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Front to back. That album was meant to be played Side A then Side B. Back from the time there was a relationship between songs on each side of an album. CDs fucked that up and itunes fucked it up even worse.


don't play that piano!

Plus, if you really enjoyed one song on one side in particular and wanted to hear it again, all you had to do was get up out of your seat (or couch or bed), walk over to the stereo, lift the dust cover over the turntable, then pick the needle up and put it back on the start of the groove!

None of this instant, seamless shuffling at the press of the forward or backward button shit!

 

[Saint Peter]

Plus, if you really enjoyed one song on one side in particular and wanted to hear it again, all you had to do was get up out of your seat (or couch or bed), walk over to the stereo, lift the dust cover over the turntable, then pick the needle up and put it back on the start of the groove!

None of this instant, seamless shuffling at the press of the forward or backward button shit!

It was a religious experience. Put the tunes on. Return to the couch with the album cover. Look at the art on the cover. Look at the art on the record condom unless it was a second printing or the band was a cheap ass band and did not put on the record condom.

 

[Saint Peter]

And don't forget to run the Discwasher with the highly overpriced Discwasher fluid.

 

[islandman]

Three hours at the DMV.....fml.

 

[butters]

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I've got two for sale

noooooooooooooooo!

 

[Not Normal]

It's best if you lock yourself in a small closet for the first 3 or 5 years, fed by raw meat tossed to you as you practice scales. That's how I learnt guitar. The raw hamburger really helped. Try it, you'll see.

If some beer is added, that could work. Sounds more fun than my guitar lessons.

No one can make a violin sound good with less than 2 years or regular practice. Its the nature of the beast.
People always say my folks must have been saints for raising a drummer, but I think it would be MUCH worse to have a budding violinist in the house.

It was a religious experience. Put the tunes on. Return to the couch with the album cover. Look at the art on the cover. Look at the art on the record condom unless it was a second printing or the band was a cheap ass band and did not put on the record condom.

YES YES YES!

 

[phantom4533]

There are stars in the southern sky, southward as you go.

 

[thør]

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I've got two for sale

Mrs t already has 4 of them.

 

[Que]

There are stars in the southern sky, southward as you go.

One of the best songs to sing along with ever eagles live 80 was one of only three albums I bought as a teenager.

 

[HarryHill]

noooooooooooooooo!

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I need a bionic hand to play again

 

[phantom4533]

One of the best songs to sing along with ever eagles live 80 was one of only three albums I bought as a teenager.

I've always liked Iain Matthew's cover of it.

 

[neci]

No one can make a violin sound good with less than 2 years or regular practice. Its the nature of the beast.
People always say my folks must have been saints for raising a drummer, but I think it would be MUCH worse to have a budding violinist in the house.



YES YES YES!

my little one has an electric violin with headphones that plug into it. she can jam out all she wants, and the house is still nice and quiet.

that being said, i really love it when they practice. i love hearing the music. the other day, ode to joy was being learned, and i almost started crying.

 

[Fata Morgana]

One of the best songs to sing along with ever eagles live 80 was one of only three albums I bought as a teenager.

Agreed. It's one of my faves.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Aging basic bitches make drama and Flameout kneepads into the party a day late.

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