Insert an even cleverer title here!

[Bjerget]

The next time I'm all dressed up, I'll take some better ones!

Do you take requests? I'd love to see you in a ball gown- your choice of color.

Straw hat.

And a corncob pipe!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Do you take requests? I'd love to see you in a ball gown- your choice of color.


And a corncob pipe!

Popeye impression while I'm at it?

 

[Bjerget]

Popeye impression while I'm at it?

I guess I'll be Olyve Oyl

 

[Azuldrgon]

I guess I'll be Olyve Oyl

ugh ugh ugh ugh.....lol

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Do you take requests? I'd love to see you in a ball gown- your choice of color.

Haha

I'd be arrested for outraging public decency.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

There's a girl working at our drug store who looks like Olive Oyle!
And we had friends in Daytona who actually named their son Popeye. Imagine growing up with that name!

Almost as bad as being called Dolly when it's really Dollie.
But later when I got my original birth curtificate my name is or was DOLLY. Too late to change it.

I grew up being called Dolly Pardon. Later many thought I really was Dolly Sharp from the Deap Throat movie. I looked like her but I'd never be able to play those parts.

 

[Bjerget]

ugh ugh ugh ugh.....lol

*douses you in spinach*

 

[Azuldrgon]

*douses you in spinach*

Canned spinach.....yuk.

 

[Bjerget]

Haha

I'd be arrested for outraging public decency.

Your shoulders couldn't possibly be that hairy!!

There's a girl working at our drug store who looks like Olive Oyle!
And we had friends in Daytona who actually named their son Popeye. Imagine growing up with that name!

Almost as bad as being called Dolly when it's really Dollie.
But later when I got my original birth curtificate my name is or was DOLLY. Too late to change it.

I grew up being called Dolly Pardon. Later many thought I really was Dolly Sharp from the Deap Throat movie. I looked like her but I'd never be able to play those parts.

I can not even imagine that >__< why do parents do messed up stuff like that to their kids?!

My name was the single most mundane, over-used name ever in existence! Until I changed it But it's still a pretty popular name these days. So did your parents tell you the wrong spelling or did you change it yourself?

I got boobs early (ugh biology) and the kids all liked to tease that I was Dolly Parton too. But If I actually had that name, I don't think I would have survived school without killing someone.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Your shoulders couldn't possibly be that hairy!!

My shoulders, chest and back are very, very hairy.

Basically I'm hairy all over! Except my head.

 

[Bjerget]

My shoulders, chest and back are very, very hairy.

Basically I'm hairy all over! Except my head.

Hot I mean *ahem* how delightful!

 

[Azuldrgon]

My shoulders, chest and back are very, very hairy.

Basically I'm hairy all over! Except my head.

My hair isn't as thick......

 

[Bjerget]

My hair isn't as thick......

Yeah, neither is mine! I wonder which of us is hairier??

 

[Azuldrgon]

Yeah, neither is mine! I wonder which of us is hairier??

teaser.

 

[Bjerget]

teaser.

I've been called worse

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Hot I mean *ahem* how delightful!

My hair isn't as thick......

I'll just have to embrace my inner Silverback Gorilla.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I've been called worse

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'll just have to embrace my inner Silverback Gorilla.

some girls like hair.
Embrace it, don't try to change for anyone.

 

[Bjerget]

I'll just have to embrace my inner Silverback Gorilla.

Next avatar should be words shaved into your back hair

 

[Azuldrgon]

damn.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

some girls like hair.
Embrace it, don't try to change for anyone.

That is sound advice. Thank you.

Next avatar should be words shaved into your back hair

Haha, imagine the money I could make from sponsorships? Have random company names cut into my hair.

 

[Bjerget]

That is sound advice. Thank you.


Haha, imagine the money I could make from sponsorships? Have random company names cut into my hair.

Oooh even better than Nascar

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oooh even better than Nascar

OMG. I just pictured that.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oooh even better than Nascar

Can you imagine? I'd be a millionaire in a week.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Can you imagine? I'd be a millionaire in a week.

Big time.