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Dollie

There's a girl working at our drug store who looks like Olive Oyle!
And we had friends in Daytona who actually named their son Popeye. Imagine growing up with that name!

Almost as bad as being called Dolly when it's really Dollie.
But later when I got my original birth curtificate my name is or was DOLLY. Too late to change it.

I grew up being called Dolly Pardon. Later many thought I really was Dolly Sharp from the Deap Throat movie. I looked like her but I'd never be able to play those parts.
 
Haha :devil:

I'd be arrested for outraging public decency.
Your shoulders couldn't possibly be that hairy!! :eek:

There's a girl working at our drug store who looks like Olive Oyle!
And we had friends in Daytona who actually named their son Popeye. Imagine growing up with that name!

Almost as bad as being called Dolly when it's really Dollie.
But later when I got my original birth curtificate my name is or was DOLLY. Too late to change it.

I grew up being called Dolly Pardon. Later many thought I really was Dolly Sharp from the Deap Throat movie. I looked like her but I'd never be able to play those parts.
I can not even imagine that >__< why do parents do messed up stuff like that to their kids?!

My name was the single most mundane, over-used name ever in existence! Until I changed it :D But it's still a pretty popular name these days. So did your parents tell you the wrong spelling or did you change it yourself?

I got boobs early (ugh biology) and the kids all liked to tease that I was Dolly Parton too. But If I actually had that name, I don't think I would have survived school without killing someone.
 
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