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[llidar]

For impersonating the 'Werewolves of London'. . Hey Papa.

 

[papadoc19]

as the subject of a human interest piece on potential Victoria Secret models. Hello Llidar

 

[_valkyrie_]

Stopped a vicious raccoon invasion in his neighbourhood, armed only with a bucket on his head and a squirt gun full of tomato sauce.

 

[papadoc19]

Caught in a sex scandal with the crown prince of Norway

 

[_valkyrie_]

A rabid racoon bit him and he became Racoon Man. Goes about giving food and clothes to the poor, but not without kicking trash cans that stand in his path.

 

[papadoc19]

Uncovering a large cache of 8th and 9th century artifacts

 

[Taegul]

Raiding the local farm's hen house.

 

[papadoc19]

Being interviewed on his opinion about the Chargers' move

 

[BlackCashmere]

Being interviewed on his opinion about the Chargers' move

Local Lawyer becomes town hero...

 

[DarkSimian]

Local Lawyer becomes town hero...

Beautiful woman finally brings peace to the Middle East

 

[Taegul]

Beautiful woman finally brings peace to the Middle East

Interviewed by the news for being the new Hair Club for Men spokesperson.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Made the worlds largest omlette

 

[papadoc19]

Dancing naked in a public fountain

 

[_valkyrie_]

Won a trial against a multimillion corporation.

 

[papadoc19]

Won Eurovision competition

 

[Downundergirl79]

Broke into a college teams locker room and ran out onto the field all kitted out pretending to be a player

 

[ned63]

Downundergirl

Lady was walking down the street an all the men staring caused multiple car accidents

 

[_valkyrie_]

Invisible man caught on tape!

 

[papadoc19]

Interviewed about a new modeling contract

 

[DarkSimian]

Interviewed about a new modeling contract

Scandalous tell all about Little Red Riding Hood

 

[Taegul]

Scandalous tell all about Little Red Riding Hood

This just in. Harambe lives! Story at eleven.

 

[_valkyrie_]

He's a daring reporter doing coverage of warzones. Now in N.Korea, getting ready to interview Kim Jong Un over their shared love of Whitney Houston.

 

[Taegul]

He's a daring reporter doing coverage of warzones. Now in N.Korea, getting ready to interview Kim Jong Un over their shared love of Whitney Houston.

As the leader of an all-women biker gang, she led her group into a turf war against the Hell's Angels. It started bloody and violent but ended with tea and cordial political discussions.

 

[theprofessorisin]

As the leader of an all-women biker gang, she led her group into a turf war against the Hell's Angels. It started bloody and violent but ended with tea and cordial political discussions.

They drunk drove a lawnmower through a bowling alley

 

[papadoc19]

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