Numi's boudoir

[UnchainedWordist]

Hey Numi! Sup thread!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I knew there was something sinister about that Steve Jobs guy...

So do you sneak back to get upgraded every couple of years? A slightly different coloured sheen to your skin, fewer jack points and so on?

I'm not sinister so you don't have to worry. In fact, I've been told I'm a bit of an ass. Or did they mean I had an ass on me? Hmm.

I'm afraid I do! I've already lost three holes in the last few years. Less way for people to stick things in me - unfortunately I miss that.

Anyway, you've had all the clues you're getting.

 

[Bjerget]

You're in the pool?

I have a massive reluctance ever to open my eyes under water, except when wearing goggles. I think I did it once when I was about 12 and hated it. Blurry... Scary.

I sometimes stand under the shower head and let the water pour into my eyes. I like the feeling.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I sometimes stand under the shower head and let the water pour into my eyes. I like the feeling.

I'm the same and was called weird for it when younger. If the water temperature is right, I can stand it for hours.

 

[Bjerget]

I'm the same and was called weird for it when younger. If the water temperature is right, I can stand it for hours.

I was never allowed to take long showers as a child, so I never got in the habit. I only do it for a minute or two, now. It's like my hard reset button or something when I have a bad day.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I was never allowed to take long showers as a child, so I never got in the habit. I only do it for a minute or two, now. It's like my hard reset button or something when I have a bad day.

I know what you mean about a bad day. If I'm taking a bath, I also submerge my head and hold my breath as long as I can. Makes things a lot better.

Does this mean we are water babies?

 

[Bjerget]

I know what you mean about a bad day. If I'm taking a bath, I also submerge my head and hold my breath as long as I can. Makes things a lot better.

Does this mean we are water babies?

Oh gods what I would give to have a home with a bathtub!! It's been too long.

We must be water babies. I could live the rest of my life happily as a vagrant living on a tropical beach with no regrets.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Oh gods what I would give to have a home with a bathtub!! It's been too long.

We must be water babies. I could live the rest of my life happily as a vagrant living on a tropical beach with no regrets.

I almost live as a vagrant so I'm well ahead of you there. I just need to pop down to the local builders merchants for some sand and I'll have a beach!

 

[Bjerget]

I almost live as a vagrant so I'm well ahead of you there. I just need to pop down to the local builders merchants for some sand and I'll have a beach!

Are you a couch surfer?

 

[DarkSimian]

Hello Lady Numi, et al. How is everyone today?

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Are you a couch surfer?

To some degree but it's more the fact I live about a 100 miles from the nearest beach. It's not often I get to one.

Hi Dark Simian

 

[Bjerget]

Hello Lady Numi, et al. How is everyone today?

*waves*

To some degree but it's more the fact I live about a 100 miles from the nearest beach. It's not often I get to one.

Hi Dark Simian

Oohh I see!! I feel bad that you live so far away from the water.

 

[DarkSimian]

*waves*


Oohh I see!! I feel bad that you live so far away from the water.

At this point, I am GLAD I am 400 miles from the Texas coast

 

[iLackBrainCells]

*waves*


Oohh I see!! I feel bad that you live so far away from the water.

Ah it's alright. I do have weekly access to an heated Olympic pool, so it's not all bad.

 

[Bjerget]

Ah it's alright. I do have weekly access to an heated Olympic pool, so it's not all bad.

I didn't actually think anyplace in the UK was that far from the water. But swimming pools ate also nice

 

[tnman03]

At this point, I am GLAD I am 400 miles from the Texas coast

LOL... it really doesn't matter how close you are to the coast if the storm gets pushed inland and over your area. We've been getting kind of hammered by it with about 8" of rain in less then 24 hours. So the usual areas are flooded and the usual downed trees and power outages.
Houston and that area is all built on swamp and marshland so it's killing them now. I was involved in some of the post Katrina disaster relief and Houston's going to be awful insofar as recovery goes.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I didn't actually think anyplace in the UK was that far from the water. But swimming pools ate also nice

Unluckily enough I'm right in the middle. If we were to as the crow flies, it'd probably be 70-75 miles but to drive is longer.

I need to grow wings.

 

[Bjerget]

At this point, I am GLAD I am 400 miles from the Texas coast

Yeah I know. Last major hurricane i saw was in NJ - hurricane Floyd. That wasn't nearly as bad as Harvey, but we flooded out and nearly everything in the basement was ruined.

Unluckily enough I'm right in the middle. If we were to as the crow flies, it'd probably be 70-75 miles but to drive is longer.

I need to grow wings.

I seriously have underestimated the size of the UK, it seems!!!

And don't we all O-O

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I seriously have underestimated the size of the UK, it seems!!!

And don't we all O-O

I suddenly feel the need to stand up and start singing "Rule Britannia". I think I'm about 150 years too late though.

 

[Bjerget]

I suddenly feel the need to stand up and start singing "Rule Britannia". I think I'm about 150 years too late though.

Well the UK was considerably larger back than anyway Fekkin Ireland *waits to incur the wrath of the irish*

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Well the UK was considerably larger back than anyway Fekkin Ireland *waits to incur the wrath of the irish*

Haha! I reckon you ought to start running now. I'll hold them off for as long as I can!

 

[Bjerget]

Haha! I reckon you ought to start running now. I'll hold them off for as long as I can!

Just open up a package of cottage brown and a few cans of Guinness and they'll forget about me

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Just open up a package of cottage brown and a few cans of Guinness and they'll forget about me

Ooh I forgot about the brown stuff.

Mind you, once the hangover has worn off, they'll be even more angry.

 

[Bjerget]

Ooh I forgot about the brown stuff.

Mind you, once the hangover has worn off, they'll be even more angry.

Yes but they won't remember where they left their pitchforks and their pale skin will be weakened by the light of the sun. I will escape unharmed!!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Yes but they won't remember where they left their pitchforks and their pale skin will be weakened by the light of the sun. I will escape unharmed!!

Don't forget they'll be too busy planting potatoes.

Oh God, now I'm at it! Let's both run for it.