TSCLT3.0: A Beast Unlike Any Known To Man . . .

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm filling out "security" questions.


"What was the model of your first car?"


My first one - that actually ran and passed inspection occasionally - was an Olds Cutlass.


I wonder what the questionnaire would do if I entered "Cuntless?"


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[Endrura]

My first car was a 72 Pinto Pony, 200 and it passed safety first try. I miss that rolling bomb sometimes.

 

[Endrura]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Worrying about something that may never happen is like paying interest on money you may never borrow.

--Unknown


My dad bought a '73 Pinto firetrap with the older lower gears and the 2.0 liter engine. The 1.6s were crap, so t'was said. Allah, how I dogged that car, and yet it was tough and quick and rather fun to drive, really. It had a 4-speed. My parents were stick fans. The body finally was rusting out in a big way, so it because one with the earth.


Or several Priuses.


I think that a Prius gets better mileage than mah byke does . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

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ammoseek.com


Just sayin' . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

More like, this point is shitless.


*sigh*


Why do we even bother???


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[stephen55]

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[Endrura]

Sadly mine went the same way, I drove the crap out of the Pinto and it kept up, but the body and frame rotted over time.

I have this weekend off and a friend over, rain is on the way so we shall see what the day holds once she is awake. For now I think I will see what leftovers the fridge holds for breakfast.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dad had the engine rebuilt and was at or over 200K, but the driver's door was about to fall off at any moment.


I think the A-post was rotting out, too, or else I imagine he'd have replaced it.


He replaced the car with a Pontiac Fiero GT - v-6 and 4-speed. The big error on that car was not offering a 5-speed for the big engine.


I think my brother still has that car, maybe . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

The daily press is the evil principle of the modern world, and time will only serve to disclose this fact with greater and greater clearness. The capacity of the newspaper for degeneration is sophistically without limit, since it can always sink lower and lower in its choice of readers. At last it will stir up all those dregs of humanity which no state or government can control.

~ Søren Kierkegaard


If only the poor thing could have foreseen the retched excesses of 24-hour telly news, the crawl, public radio, and the intrawebs.


Ah, decadence . . . .


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[Rightguide]

Home.


Done there for this week.


Weasel casseroles all around . . . .


Off to collect mah byke . . . .

Congrats on the new bike. Keep some dental floss on your person when riding in bug country.

 

[Rightguide]

Fucking waste of bandwidth...

My Iggy list just got bigger.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Congrats on the new bike. Keep some dental floss on your person when riding in bug country.

Pity me.


I now have a Harley Davidson dot com account, complete with VIN. Glad to know they accepted it as being valid.


I'm still figuring out how the damned thing works in its entirety.


I need to figure out how old the tires are. I may replace them first.


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[Rightguide]

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Think I'll go for a hike.

 

[Rightguide]

Pity me.


I now have a Harley Davidson dot com account, complete with VIN. Glad to know they accepted it as being valid.


I'm still figuring out how the damned thing works in its entirety.


I need to figure out how old the tires are. I may replace them first.


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Her "tires" look to be about 27.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My Iggy list just got bigger.

Mine hasn't . . .



yet.



Not yet . . . .



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[Wat_Tyler]

Her "tires" look to be about 27.

But her throat is 40, easy.



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[Rightguide]

But her throat is 40, easy.



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I was talking age, not figure.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I was talking age, not figure.

So was I.


Mileage is just a number.


The question is, was any care taken of it, or was it run with no oil in the crankcase???


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[Rightguide]

So was I.


Mileage is just a number.


The question is, was any care taken of it, or was it run with no oil in the crankcase???


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I have a hunch her crankcase has experienced some well-oiled rods and piston strokes.

 

[hsnh]

Translation?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sex talk.


The reciprocating action of an internal combustion engine makes silly menfolk think of sex.


So do motorcycles.


Meanwhile, Allah loses yet another recruit:


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[Rightguide]

Sex talk.


The reciprocating action of an internal combustion engine makes silly menfolk think of sex.

Bore and stroke, isn't that what it's all about?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Bore and stroke, isn't that what it's all about?

For a crankshaft, yes.


For a camshaft, it's about lift, overlap, and duration.


Valves are stictly into size, but port obstructions figure into the equation for max flow.


And all that's before it gets blown . . . .


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[hsnh]

Sex talk.

The reciprocating action of an internal combustion engine makes silly menfolk think of sex.

So do motorcycles.

Meanwhile, Allah loses yet another recruit:

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I was quite amused by the opportunistic use of terms.
Metaphors a la men.