The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVIII: Suffering Sappho!

[pointless]

apparently the mummy sucks.

also, apparently it's a thing.

yeah, sometimes i miss having a tv. other times i don't. this is kind of a push.

 

[Luk]

FYP; YWIA.

Who do you crush on harder - me or Ferm?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://img42.com/QnsSI+

 

[Conager]

Who do you crush on harder - me or Ferm?

Yeah. . .listen.. .not going to make the threeway. Thanks for the invite though! Proud of you for opening up your mind.

 

[deehere]

After 24 hours of antiemetics I'm casting about trying to find something mild to feed the small one. She is tired of saltines. Looking in the fridge at eggs she says "The only kind of eggs I like are chocolate eggs."

Try bananas, rice, apples or toast, especially darker toast.

 

[Conager]

Try bananas, rice, apples or toast, especially darker toast.

BART Diet.. .

 

[Bookishleigh]

1. Men/boys who use *chuckle* in their posts should be avoided. I often wonder about their health (mentally and physically).

2. It was not an invite.

3. Time to be productive.

 

[Luk]

Yeah. . .listen.. .not going to make the threeway. Thanks for the invite though! Proud of you for opening up your mind.

I see you're still wounded by us not allowing you to be our cuck during our phone boning but it was just such a weird request.

Plus, it would have been annoying to listen to the operator keep asking you to insert quarters.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

1. Men/boys who use *chuckle* in their posts should be avoided. I often wonder about their health (mentally and physically).

2. It was not an invite.

3. Time to be productive.

*gigglesnort*



Gotta break out as well. Be good n' stay in the shade with plenty o' lemonade.

 

[Bookishleigh]

*gigglesnort*



Gotta break out as well. Be good n' stay in the shade with plenty o' lemonade.

Oh, he knows you're the exception to my mmf rule. He knows....(and now I have J Cole in my head).

 

[lovetoread]

well ok then

 

[Sean]

Wingnuts are calling for the author of Julius Caesar to be prosecuted because they think Shakespeare was advocating the assassination of Trump. Seriously.

 

[pointless]

i really need to take a shower.

and kill my dog for peeing on the sofa.

 

[Sean]

Seriously, people, the replies are hilarious:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/873912863412428800

 

[Bookishleigh]

well ok then

You don't need an invite.

 

[Sean]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCDfihMW0AIbysu.jpg

 

[Conager]

I see you're still wounded by us not allowing you to be our cuck during our phone boning but it was just such a weird request.

Plus, it would have been annoying to listen to the operator keep asking you to insert quarters.

You forgot to append your fantasy with *chuckle* but good job with attempting to be detailed and descriptive. Time stamps on your Lit posts and hers show you to be a quick finisher.

 

[hashtag24]

You forgot to append your fantasy with *chuckle* but good job with attempting to be detailed and descriptive. Time stamps on your Lit posts and hers show you to be a quick finisher.

Well, that's not creepy at all. Keep up the good work, Sissyboi.

 

[Conager]

Well, that's not creepy at all. Keep up the good work, Sissyboi.

Pouring over timestamps to determine a Litster's offline activities is Lukapproved.

 

[Not Normal]

https://img42.com/JpyPG+

This is absolutely what should happen.

That would show great respect and be fantastic.

 

[Not Normal]

Apparently Jenji Kohan also hates the Blurt Bitches

 

[Sean]

https://streamable.com/7sy2a

 

[Bookishleigh]

Nothing like walking away from the assholes of this place for a bit to run into the ones from your past. #nocoplove

 

[Saint Peter]

Strategically placed podium keeps PeeWee's peewee outta view.

 

[AllyRose]

You're not getting "Boy with Apple," you goddamned little fruit.