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Have you ever been with someone you couldn't stand, but instantly knew your body, enough to the point you'd think of being physical with them occasionally even though you disliked them?
no I couldn't sleep with someone if I disliked them.


Have you slept with someone and been bored because they weren't very animated?
 
Haha! I'm still waiting to meet someone who'll lick me out the way I want it...lol.


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Q. What was your most amazing blow job experience?

We were on vacation. We had been flirting and teasing all day, but had about an hours drive back to the hotel. We ended up pulling over at a park (in the dark) and she blew me on the bench. I was so horny. Being in public made it so exciting.
She swallowed.

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
 
Haha! I'm still waiting to meet someone who'll lick me out the way I want it...lol.


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Q. What was your most amazing blow job experience?

My first.

I got caught shoplifting a blouse at the mall.

The rent-a-cop took me to his office, said he would only release me to my parents or the police.

I called the only non-family member I knew that would help me that had a car instead, a friend of a friend, Ken, a nerdy guy that was always hanging around.

Ken told the fat rentacop he was my older brother, and our parents were out of the country.

The rentacop smelled a lie, and said the "bail" was $500, which got negotiated down to $125, which Ken paid.

Then he said he wouldn't tell anyone or ask for him money back if I fucked him- I said no, tell.

Finally we agreed to three blowjobs.

I acted like I hated it, but he probably knows I didn't.

What was your worst sexual experience?
 
We were on vacation. We had been flirting and teasing all day, but had about an hours drive back to the hotel. We ended up pulling over at a park (in the dark) and she blew me on the bench. I was so horny. Being in public made it so exciting.
She swallowed.

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

My first.

I got caught shoplifting a blouse at the mall.

The rent-a-cop took me to his office, said he would only release me to my parents or the police.

I called the only non-family member I knew that would help me that had a car instead, a friend of a friend, Ken, a nerdy guy that was always hanging around.

Ken told the fat rentacop he was my older brother, and our parents were out of the country.

The rentacop smelled a lie, and said the "bail" was $500, which got negotiated down to $125, which Ken paid.

Then he said he wouldn't tell anyone or ask for him money back if I fucked him- I said no, tell.

Finally we agreed to three blowjobs.

I acted like I hated it, but he probably knows I didn't.

What was your worst sexual experience?

OMG! You guys are so freaky close with your questions...lol.

Umm... before the bedroom, I was in da club just dancing with a guy... he came in his pants. Game over.

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Q. What's your favourite position?

:kiss:
 
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OMG! You guys are so freaky close with your questions...lol.

Umm... before the bedroom, I was in da club just dancing with a guy... he came in his pants. Game over.

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Q. What's your favourite position?

:kiss:

Yes, very similar! Well, brilliant minds would be argument!

I don't know that I have one favorite position. I love cowgirl though.
I'm also fond of one where she's on her back on the bed and I'm standing.
I guess I like a view. ;)


What position do you use the most often?
 
Yes, very similar! Well, brilliant minds would be argument!

I don't know that I have one favorite position. I love cowgirl though.
I'm also fond of one where she's on her back on the bed and I'm standing.
I guess I like a view. ;)


What position do you use the most often?
doggie for me, it's my fave


hair pulling yes or no?
 
man that's a tough question! I would say Switzerland...it looks spectacular.


same question

You're gonna think I'm kidding but....Somewhere in Scotland I think.
Or possibly Ireland. Near the coast (obviously). With a nice pub.
Or, barring that. Maybe Newport, USA.

What's country would you most like to visit?
 
You're gonna think I'm kidding but....Somewhere in Scotland I think.
Or possibly Ireland. Near the coast (obviously). With a nice pub.
Or, barring that. Maybe Newport, USA.

What's country would you most like to visit?
The USA I have always wanted to go there


What normally attracts you to someone?
 
The USA I have always wanted to go there


What normally attracts you to someone?

There's a lot of things. I like curves. Broad hips and curvy ass. Let's face it, physical attraction often is the first thing.
I'm also a sucker for a big smile. I don't know what it is, but smiles always make me melt.
But the physical is only the first thing and seldom what creates lasting attraction. Intellect and humor. (by humor I mean laughs at my jokes). I love women who are smart and know it and don't feel that they have to prove it (which, I understand, especially in my world, that last part they probably are made to feel that way all the time).

What is an immediate turn off?
 
There's a lot of things. I like curves. Broad hips and curvy ass. Let's face it, physical attraction often is the first thing.
I'm also a sucker for a big smile. I don't know what it is, but smiles always make me melt.
But the physical is only the first thing and seldom what creates lasting attraction. Intellect and humor. (by humor I mean laughs at my jokes). I love women who are smart and know it and don't feel that they have to prove it (which, I understand, especially in my world, that last part they probably are made to feel that way all the time).

What is an immediate turn off?
People who are self centred and arrogant, only interested in themselves...very shallow and an instant turn off for me.


An annoying habit you dislike in others?
 
Easy, my sister, she fought and won against Cancer twice!


Who do you just want to punch on sight?

I'm not a violent man. But the asshole who honked at me this morning immediately comes to mind (I couldn't turn because there was a car blocking the way and I didn't want to get stuck out in traffic, he was an idiot).

:rose: I'm glad your sister is doing well (I'm presuming).

What's your favorite song?
 
I'm not a violent man. But the asshole who honked at me this morning immediately comes to mind (I couldn't turn because there was a car blocking the way and I didn't want to get stuck out in traffic, he was an idiot).

:rose: I'm glad your sister is doing well (I'm presuming).

What's your favorite song?

Moon River is a good one. I don't have a favorite.

What's your favorite musical instrument?
 
for purely personal reasons it's The Humming Chorus by Puccini, but if we are talking more up to date it would be My Immortal by Evanescence.

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