What would irritate you more?

[Primalex]

Getting fucked by a male version of Pippi Longstocking or by Pennywise the clown (with balloons)?

No, seriously.

(If you think there is a character out there who would irritate you even more than those two, he/she/it is a valid answer, as long as he/she/it has actually a humanoid form. Cthulhu and tentacle monsters are therefore outside the scope of this question.)

 

[gretchenmilliner]

Just out of idle curiosity do you, Primalex have a humanoid form?

 

[Eva_Star]

This is BDSM related?

I'm going to have to say Pippi would be the most irritating because Pennywise would be so beyond anything I can even comprehend. It would NEVER happen. One of us wouldn't survive...spoiler alert Pennywise would die. Then I'd spend the rest of my life in an institution trying to "work through" what happened.

I fucking hate clowns...especially THAT clown. So thanks for this traumatizing scenario,

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

This is BDSM related?

I'm going to have to say Pippi would be the most irritating because Pennywise would be so beyond anything I can even comprehend. It would NEVER happen. One of us wouldn't survive...spoiler alert Pennywise would die. Then I'd spend the rest of my life in an institution trying to "work through" what happened.

I fucking hate clowns...especially THAT clown. So thanks for this traumatizing scenario,

This.
Pennywise is a non issue, 'cause of my deep clown fear.

Where does male Pippi have his braids, and can they be used as handles?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Pennywise would definitely die.
Pippi? Meh? That would be weird.

There are a couple Litsters I think would be annoying as fuck to..er. Fuck.

 

[Iamsubmissive]

I think a lot of people have actually played out the Santa Claus "Come sit on my lap and tell me what you want" Naughty or Nice scenario but that one really creeps me out! I never did trust that guy...I'm serious!

The clown I would run from...Pippi, I wouldnt be able to stop laughing.

 

[Iamsubmissive]

Hey...was this the missing thread?

 

[Primalex]

No, this one is the moved one.

 

[Paintingwithautumncolours]

I'd beat either one of those fucks with a diaper full of baby shit.

 

[Porkwarrior]

This is BDSM related?

I'm going to have to say Pippi would be the most irritating because Pennywise would be so beyond anything I can even comprehend. It would NEVER happen. One of us wouldn't survive...spoiler alert Pennywise would die. Then I'd spend the rest of my life in an institution trying to "work through" what happened.

I fucking hate clowns...especially THAT clown. So thanks for this traumatizing scenario,

This is soooo spot on, especially for anyone that read the book. Pennywise ONLY shows up when he thinks someone is going to die, check that, when he ASSISTS someone in murder.

Buuuuuuuut (there's always a but), he is occasionally foiled.

A more appropriate scenario would be a threesome...Pennywise only appearing when the subjugate is bound or left incapacitated, urging dirtier, forbidden, things from the corner of the dominant partners head. Two fists around her throat, feel her pulse, wouldn't it be nice to stop that drumbeat, oh it's trying to talk, STUFF SOMETHING DOWN HER THROAT, hear that endless chatter in our head, want to end it, KILL IT!!!!!!!!

Fuck Burning Man, want a true relationship barometer, play a Pennywise role play.

 

[Iamsubmissive]

This is soooo spot on, especially for anyone that read the book. Pennywise ONLY shows up when he thinks someone is going to die, check that, when he ASSISTS someone in murder.

Buuuuuuuut (there's always a but), he is occasionally foiled.

A more appropriate scenario would be a threesome...Pennywise only appearing when the subjugate is bound or left incapacitated, urging dirtier, forbidden, things from the corner of the dominant partners head. Two fists around her throat, feel her pulse, wouldn't it be nice to stop that drumbeat, oh it's trying to talk, STUFF SOMETHING DOWN HER THROAT, hear that endless chatter in our head, want to end it, KILL IT!!!!!!!!

Fuck Burning Man, want a true relationship barometer, play a Pennywise role play.

I cannot believe you just wrote that scene out like that...I think I'm a little frightened of you now.

 

[Farawyn]

This is soooo spot on, especially for anyone that read the book. Pennywise ONLY shows up when he thinks someone is going to die, check that, when he ASSISTS someone in murder.

Buuuuuuuut (there's always a but), he is occasionally foiled.

A more appropriate scenario would be a threesome...Pennywise only appearing when the subjugate is bound or left incapacitated, urging dirtier, forbidden, things from the corner of the dominant partners head. Two fists around her throat, feel her pulse, wouldn't it be nice to stop that drumbeat, oh it's trying to talk, STUFF SOMETHING DOWN HER THROAT, hear that endless chatter in our head, want to end it, KILL IT!!!!!!!!

Fuck Burning Man, want a true relationship barometer, play a Pennywise role play.

*quietly blocks Porkwarrior*

 

[cfuhrer]

This is soooo spot on, especially for anyone that read the book. Pennywise ONLY shows up when he thinks someone is going to die, check that, when he ASSISTS someone in murder.

Buuuuuuuut (there's always a but), he is occasionally foiled.

A more appropriate scenario would be a threesome...Pennywise only appearing when the subjugate is bound or left incapacitated, urging dirtier, forbidden, things from the corner of the dominant partners head. Two fists around her throat, feel her pulse, wouldn't it be nice to stop that drumbeat, oh it's trying to talk, STUFF SOMETHING DOWN HER THROAT, hear that endless chatter in our head, want to end it, KILL IT!!!!!!!!

Fuck Burning Man, want a true relationship barometer, play a Pennywise role play.

Hawwwt.

 

[Sweetsweatymango]

What about Bozo?

 

[slutindianwife]

both

 

[Primalex]

I'd beat either one of those fucks with a diaper full of baby shit.

Should I be concerned about the things you keep stored for future use?

 

[Farawyn]

What about Bozo?

Tch.
He's just a guy with a big, red nose.

Pennywise is REAL.

 

[seela]

I went to a museum today and literally laughed out loud when I saw this:

Pippi Longstocking sculpture.

 

[clistenovena]

Getting fucked by a male version of Pippi Longstocking or by Pennywise the clown (with balloons)?
(If you think there is a character out there who would irritate you even more than those two, he/she/it is a valid answer, as long as he/she/it has actually a humanoid form.)

If this counts as humanoid, it would definitely irritate me even more than male Pippi or Pennywise. Far more.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/86/7a/1f/867a1f8fcd5814c68c589cbd9aeb97a8.jpg

 

[Primalex]

Now we have even two Pennywise clowns to choose from.

 

[Farawyn]

Now we have even two Pennywise clowns to choose from.

As well as the mind's eye version for the book readers.
Yes. A very welcome turn of events for you crazy clown fuckers.

 

[Hypoxia]

Have we other choices?

How about Pucinella?