How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Hard_Rom]

Really? I've seen demons and have been attacked by them. I also know countless others, Christian and Non Christian who have as well. Not feeling sorry. Feeling thankful that I don't have to fear them. When people die without Christ, they torment them and drag their pitiful souls into hell. God has shown me how to fight back through His power.

https://whatwentrightwith.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wwrw-screwball-y2k.jpg

 

[colddiesel]

Self tapping Screwball ?

 

[Hard_Rom]

My friends and myself were attacked by devils 3 weeks ago. Upwards of 24 abishai attacked us. We lost two party members but fortunately resurrected them successfully. Our mage got some good damage out of his 5th level chain lightning spell fortunately. And our fighters are particularly effective.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Do you expect a secular historian to back up a divine Jesus?

Yes. Josephus did and many others wrote of Him and their writings collaborate the eyewitness accounts of the Bible.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Yes. Josephus did and many others wrote of Him and their writings collaborate the eyewitness accounts of the Bible.

Josephus made one mention of Jesus, which scholars now agree was a later interpolation by a Christian copyist, and there are no other contemporary non-Biblical mentions of Jesus at all.

 

[phrodeau]

The man rose from the dead, and so did lots of other folks that week. It's right there in Matthew 27:51-53. No number, just "many". No names at all. And there's no other news about them, like who was the oldest, who had the biggest suits in the probate courts, or who lasted the longest before dying again.

There is no historical confirmation of Matthew's outlandish claim whatsoever.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The man rose from the dead, and so did lots of other folks that week. It's right there in Matthew 27:51-53. No number, just "many". No names at all. And there's no other news about them, like who was the oldest, who had the biggest suits in the probate courts, or who lasted the longest before dying again.

There is no historical confirmation of Matthew's outlandish claim whatsoever.

There's no mention in non-Biblical sources of an earthquake, either. And as for the veil in the Temple rending asunder, even if that happened, Matthew would have no way of knowing it unless the priests announced it publicly, and in that case it would certainly be mentioned in the non-Biblical histories, together with the earthquake and the mass resurrection.

 

[phrodeau]

There's no mention in non-Biblical sources of an earthquake, either. And as for the veil in the Temple rending asunder, even if that happened, Matthew would have no way of knowing it unless the priests announced it publicly, and in that case it would certainly be mentioned in the non-Biblical histories, together with the earthquake and the mass resurrection.

I'll give him a pass on the earthquake. Those are subjective. Whenever there's an earthquake, you hear people saying, "Did you feel that?"

 

[Tryharder62]

Do you expect a secular historian to back up a divine Jesus?

If there was such evidence, yes!

In the first century there were two categories of people–those who believed that Jesus did in fact rise from the dead and those who did not. It will be impossible to find historical material from non-believers which provided direct evidence in support of the resurrection because non-believers are not in the habit of providing evidence that disproves what they believe! If we find the kind of material you are talking about it would have to have been written down accidentally, without the intention of the writer to confirm that Jesus worked miracles. What you are asking would be analogous to reading a book by a believer, looking for evidence that God does not exist.

The Jewish Talmud from the late first century proves that Jesus was a person they felt they had to deal with and that it was sufficiently common knowledge that he worked signs and wonders that they felt they had to address this by claiming that Jesus did his miracles by the power of Satan (sorcery). Does this “prove” that Jesus worked miracles? Maybe or maybe not. What it proves is that many in his day were convinced that he worked miracles and that his enemies were aware of sufficient positive evidence of this that they felt they needed to explain it.


The second example of a first century writer who accidentally provided evidence of the miraculous events surrounding Jesus comes from the writer Thallus. We know of Thallus only from a third century Christian historian named Julius Africanus who wrote a three-volume treatise of world history. According to Julius, Thallus wrote in what we consider the 50s AD. As with the Talmud evidence, the source of the material is not trying to prove that a miracle happened, but he is trying to explain data which was common knowledge in a way consistent with his unbelief.


We can assume that most of those who witnessed Jesus' miracles either came to believe in him or found ways to explain away what they saw. Two documented examples of non-Christians–the writers of the Talmud and Thallus–feel the need to explain away what seems to have been a common knowledge that there was much reason to believe Jesus worked miracles.

 

[ishtat]

Can't abide it.

I don't agree with hardly any of your faith/beliefs Try, but I suspect that our ethical values aren't so different.

Anyway I thought you might prefer this to an argument.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q9gLdqSq20

 

[KingOrfeo]

In the first century there were two categories of people–those who believed that Jesus did in fact rise from the dead and those who did not.

Both dwarfed by a third category of people who never heard of him, and were none the worse for it.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Josephus made one mention of Jesus, which scholars now agree was a later interpolation by a Christian copyist, and there are no other contemporary non-Biblical mentions of Jesus at all.

Hmm.. interesting. According to Wiki, it was actually 2 references and of course liberal, non believing so called scholars would try to dismiss any evidence that actually supports Christ.

Interesting you should make the claim that there are no non Biblical mentions of Jesus at all besides Josephus.

What do you call these? You are obviously misinformed by your Liberalism:

http://www.nelsonprice.com/early-secular-writings-regarding-christ/

Early Secular Writings Regarding Christ

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TACITUS: (55-117) A.D.)
Cornelius Tactitus is regarded as the greatest historian of ancient Rome. Writing on the reign of Nero, Tacitus alludes to the death of Christ and to the existence of Christians in Rome.
“Consequently, to get rid of the report, Nero fastened the guilt and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of on of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome, where all things hideous and shameful from every part of the word find their center and become popular.”
PLINY THE YOUNGER: (112 A.D.)
Pliny was governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor who wrote a letter to Trajan regarding how to deal with Christians who worshiped Christ. These letters concern an episode which marks the first time the Roman government acknowledged Christianity as a religion separate from Judaism, and set a precedent for the massive persecution of Christians that takes place in the second and third centuries.
“They (the Christians) were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sand in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath not to any wicked deeds, not to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor to deny any trust when they should be call to deliver it up, after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food —but food of an ordinary but and innocent kind.”
BABYLONIAN TALMUD: (Completed in the 6th Century A.D.)
The Babylonian Talmud is a Rabbinic commentary of the Jewish scriptures (Tanach: Old Testament). They are a look into what is a hostile source was saying about Jesus. They could not deny the miracles but claimed that it was sorcery rather than admit to what was a known fact.
“ On the eve of the Passover Yeshu was hanged. For forty days before the execution took place, a herald went forth and cried, “He is going forth to be stoned because He has practiced sorcery (an admission of his miracles) and enticed Israel to apostasy. Any one who can say anything in his favor let him come forward and plead on his behalf. But since nothing was brought forward in his favor he was hanged on the even of the Passover.”
The Babylonian Talmud, vol. III, Sanhedrin 43a
LUCIAN: (120-180 A.D.)
a Greek satirist that spoke scornfully of Christ and Christians, affirming that they were real and historical people, never saying that they were fictional characters.
“The Christians, you know, worship a man to this day — the distinguished personage who introduced their novel rites, and was crucified on that account….You see, these misguided creatures start with the general conviction that they are immortal for all time, which explains the contempt of death and voluntary self-devotion which are so common among them; and then it was impressed on them by their original lawgiver that they are all brothers, from the moment that they are converted, and deny the gods of Greece, and worship the crucified sage, and live after his laws. All this they take quite on faith, with the result that they despise all worldly goods alike, regarding them merely as common property.”
Lucian, The Death of Peregrine. 11-13.
LETTER OF MARA BARSARAPION: (73 A.D.)
Mara Bar-Serapion was a Syrian who lived in the first century A.D. He wrote a letter to his son Serapion that mentions the Jews who killed their King. The letter is now in the possession of the British Museum.
“What benefit did the Athenians obtain by putting Socrates to death? Famine and plague came upon them as judgment for their crime. Or, the people of Samos for burning Pythagoras? In one moment their country was covered with sand. Or the Jews by murdering their wise king?…After that their kingdom was abolished. God rightly avenged these men…The wise king…Lived on in the teachings he enacted.”
THALLUS: (52 A.D.)
One of the first secular writers that mentioned Christ. Thallus wrote a history of the Eastern Mediterranean world from the Trojan War to his own time. Unfortunately, his writings are only found as citations by others. Julius Africanus, a Christian who wrote about AD 221 mentioned Thallus’ account of an eclipse of the sun (Luke 23:44-45).
“On the whole world there pressed a most fearful darkness; and the rocks were rent by an earthquake, and many places in Judea and other districts were thrown down. This darkness Thallus, in the third book of his History, calls, as appears to me without reason, an eclipse of the sun.”
Julius Africanus, Chronography, 18:1.
PHLEGON: (1st Century)
A secular historian wrote a history named, “Chronicles.” This original work has been lost, Julius Africanus preserved a small fragment in his writings. Phlegon mentions the eclipse (Matthew 27:45) during the crucifixion of Jesus.
“During the time of Tiberius Caesar an eclipse of the sun occurred during the full moon.”
Africanus, Chronography, 18:1.
SUETONIUS: (69-140 A.D.)
A Roman historian and annalist of the Imperial House under the Emperor Hadrian. He refers to Christ and Christians and the “disturbances” caused by them, namely not worshipping idols and loving all, including their tormentors.
“Because the Jews at Rome caused constant disturbances at the instigation of Chrestus [Christ], he [Claudius] expelled them from the city [Rome].” Acts 18:2, which took place in 49 A.D.
Life of Claudius, 25:4.
In another work Suetonius wrote about the fire which devastated Rome in 64 A.D. under the reign of Nero. Nero blamed the Christians and exacted a heavy punishment upon them, among them covering them with pitch and burning them alive in his gardens.
“Nero inflicted punishment on the Christians, a sect given to a new and mischievous religious belief.”
Lives of the Caesars, 26.2
TOLEDOTH YESHU: (6 Century)
This is a derogatory version of the life of Jesus, growing out of the response of the Jewish community to Christianity. The tradition presented here is most commonly dated to approximately the 6th century CE. The text it self is closer to the 14th century.
Mentions the empty tomb and that the Jewish leaders found it empty. That Jesus was crucified on the eve of the Passover and that He claimed to be God. That Jesus performed sorcery, he healed, and that he taught Rabbis. All of this from a hostile source, with the references above it is a historical fact that Jesus did miracles. His enemies could not refute it, rather they explained it away as sorcery!
CELSUS: (2nd Century)
Criticizes the Gospels, unknowingly reinforces the authors and the content, he alludes to 80 different quotes in the Bible. Admits that the miracles of Jesus were generally believed in the 2nd century.
JULIAN THE APOSTATE: (332-363 A.D.)
Emperor of Rome mentions the Gospels, miracles and other facts about Jesus. Julian had struggled to end the power of Christians in the Roman Empire. Since the day fifty years earlier that Constantine conquered in the sign of the cross, Christian influence had steadily grown. As Julian lay dying from a mortal wound he made the following remark:
“As he bled, the dying emperor groaned, “You have conquered, O Galilean,” referring to Jesus Christ.
CLEMENT OF ROME: (100 A.D.)
Clement affirms the Resurrection, Gospels and that Jesus was sent to earth by God to take away our sins.
“Clement was the fourth bishop of Rome, the first being Peter. Did he know Peter and Paul? It is completely possible that those two Spirit-filled men taught him. Clement even wrote a letter to the Corinthian church that echoed the teachings of the apostles.”
IGNATIUS OF ANTIOCH: (50-107 A.D.)
Disciple of the apostles Peter, Paul, and John, who was martyred for his faith in Jesus. He was obviously convinced that Jesus really had lived and that Jesus was all that the apostles has said He was.
“…nearness to the sword is nearness to God; to be among the wild beasts is to be in the arms of God; only let it be in the name of Jesus Christ. I endure all things that I may suffer together with him, since he who became perfect man strengthens me…We have not only to be called Christians, but to be Christians.”
While the emperor Trajan was on a visit to Asia Minor, he arrested Ignatius. When the bishop confessed his faith in Christ, the Emperor sent him in chains to Rome to die. He was hustled to the arena at once and thrown to two fierce lions who immediately devoured him.
QUADRATUS: (125 A.D.)
Bishop of Athens and a disciple of the apostles. Church historian Eusebius has preserved the only work that we have from Quadratus.
“The deeds of our Savior were always before you, for they were true miracles; those that were healed, those that were raised from the dead, who were seen, not only when healed and when raised, but were always present. They remained living a long time, not only whilst our Lord was on earth, but likewise when he had left the earth. So that some of them have also lived in our times.”
Eusebius, IV, III
EPISTLE OF BARNABAS: (130-38 A.D.)
Mentions the Resurrection, miracles, content of the Gospels and the crucifixion of Jesus.
ARISTIDES: (138-161 A.D.)
Aristides was a second-century Christian believer and philosopher from Athens. This portion of his defense of Christianity was addressed to the Roman Emperor Antonius Pius, who reigned from 138-161 A.D.
“The Son of the most high God, revealed by the Holy Spirit, descended from heaven, born of a Hebrew Virgin. His flesh he received from the Virgin, and he revealed himself in the human nature as the Son of God. In his goodness which brought the glad tidings, he has won the whole world by his life-giving preaching…He selected twelve apostles and taught the whole world by his mediatorial, light-giving truth.
And he was crucified, being pierced with nails by the Jews; and he rose from the dead and ascended to heaven. He sent the apostles into all the world and instructed all by divine miracles full of wisdom. Their preaching bears blossoms and fruits to this day, and calls the whole world to illumination.”
Carey, “Aristides,” 68.
JUSTIN MARTYR: (106-167 A.D.)
Justin Martyr is regarded as one of the greatest early Christian apologists. He was born around 100 A.D and was beheaded for his faith in Jesus in 167 A.D. He mentions as facts many things about Jesus and Christianity, such as: The Magi (wise men who brought gifts from Arabia), King Herod, His crucifixion, His garments parted among the Roman soldiers, the apostles leaving him on the night of his arrest, his fulfilled prophecies, His resurrection and His ascending into heaven among many others. These quotes can be found in his debate with Trypho the Jew.
HEGESIPPUS: (2 Century)
Eusebius draws the conclusion that Hegesippus was a Jew that wrote five books called, “Memoirs.” Only fragments remain of his original work in the writings of Eusebius. They show that Hegesippus traveled extensively trying to determine if the stories of Jesus and the apostles were true. He found that they were accurate, even in the troubled church in Corinth.
“The Corinthian church continued in the true doctrine until Primus became bishop. I mixed with them on my voyage to Rome and spent several days with the Corinthians, during which we were refreshed with the true doctrine. On arrival at Rome I pieced together the succession down to Anicetus, whose deacon was Eleutherus, Anicetus being succeeded by Soter and he by Eleutherus. In every line of bishops and in every city things accord with the preaching of the Law, the Prophets, and the Lord.”
Eusebius, The History of the Church, 9.22.2.
TRAJAN: (53-117 A.D.)
Trajan is a Roman Emperor who wrote a letter [see letter] in response to the Governor of Asia Minor, Pliny the Younger. Pliny needed advice in dealing with “Christians” who renounced their belief in Jesus due to fear of torture and execution.
MACROBIUS: (4th-5th Century)
Pascal (Pensees) mentions a quote of Augustus Caesar as an evidence to the murder of the 7-20 male babies (this is based on the population of Bethlehem in 4-6 B.C., which was 700-1,000 people) by King Herod in Bethlehem (Matthew 2:16).
King Herod heard that a king was to be born and his fear and mental instability caused him to kill these male children under two years of age. King Herod killed his Wife, mother in law, and three sons. This is in character with his life of murder and paranoia. King Herod’s reign was described by his enemies as, “He stole to the throne like a fox, ruled like a tiger, and died like a dog.”
Saturnalia, lib. 2, ch.4.
HADRIAN: (106-167 A.D.)
Justin Martyr quotes this Roman Emperor’s letter to Minucius Fundanus, proconsul of Asia Minor. This letter deals with accusations from pagans against the Christians.
“I have received the letter addressed to me by your predecessor Serenius Granianus, a most illustrious man; and this communication I am unwilling to pass over in silence, lest innocent persons be disturbed, and occasion be given to the informers for practicing villainy. Accordingly, if the inhabitants of your province will so far sustain this petition of theirs as to accuse the Christians in some court of law, I do not prohibit them from doing so.
But I will not suffer them to make use of mere entreaties and outcries. For it is far more just, if any one desires to make an accusation, that you give judgment upon it. If, therefore, any one makes the accusation, and furnishes proof that the said men do anything contrary to the laws, you shall adjudge punishments in proportion to the offences.
And this, by Hercules; you shall give special heed to, that if any man shall, through mere calumny, bring an accusation against any of these persons, you shall award to him more severe punishments in proportion to his wickedness.”
Justin Martyr, The First Apology, Chapters, 68-69.
JUVENAL: (55 AD-127 AD)
Juvenal makes a reference of the tortures of Christians by Nero in Rome.
“But just describe Tigellinus and you will blaze amid those faggots in which men, with their throats tightly gripped, stand and burn and smoke, and you trace a broad furrow through the middle of the arena.”
Satires, 1, lines 147-157.
SENECA: (3 B.C.-65 A.D.)
Seneca mentions the cruelties that Nero imposes upon Christians.
“The other kind of evil comes, so to speak, in the form of a huge parade. Surrounding it is a retinue of swords and fire and chains and a mob of beasts to be let loose upon the disemboweled entrails of men. Picture to yourself under his head the prison, the cross, the rack, the hook, and the stake which they drive straight through a man until it protrudes from his throat. Think of human limbs torn apart by chariots driven in opposite directions, of the terrible shirt smeared and interwoven with inflammable materials, and of all the other contrivances devised by cruelty, in addition to those which I have mentioned!”
Epistulae Morales, Epistle 14, “On the Reasons for Withdrawing from the World.”
HIEROCLES: (AD 284-305)
A quote by Eusebius preserves some of the text of this lost work of Hierocles, Philalethes or Lover of Truth. In this quote, Hierocles condemns Peter and Paul as sorcerers. Again, their miracles could not be denied, rather they claimed that they used sorcery.
“And this point is also worth noticing, that whereas the tales of Jesus have been vamped up by Peter and Paul and a few others of the kind,–men who were liars and devoid of education and wizards.”
Eusebius, The Treatise of Eusebius, ch. 2.
ANTONIUS PIUS: (86 AD to 161 AD)
A letter from the Roman Emperor Antoninus Pius to the general assembly in Asia Minor. This letter says that the officials in Aisa Minor were getting upset at the Christians in their province, and that no changes are to be made in Antoninus’ method of dealing with them.
“The Emperor Caesar Titus AElius Adrianus Antoninus Augustus Pius, Supreme Pontiff, in the fifteenth year of his tribuneship, Consul for the third time, Father of the fatherland, to the Common Assembly of Asia, greeting: I should have thought that the gods themselves would see to it that such offenders should not escape.
For if they had the power, they themselves would much rather punish those who refuse to worship them; but it is you who bring trouble on these persons, and accuse as the opinion of atheists that which they hold, and lay to their charge certain other things which we are unable to prove.
But it would be advantageous to them that they should be thought to die for that of which they are accused, and they conquer you by being lavish of their lives rather than yield that obedience which you require of them. And regarding the earthquakes which have already happened and are now occurring, it is not seemly that you remind us of them, losing heart whenever they occur, and thus set your conduct in contrast with that of these men; for they have much greater confidence towards God than you yourselves have.
And you, indeed, seem at such times to ignore the gods, and you neglect the temples, and make no recognition of the worship of God. And hence you are jealous of those who do serve Him, and persecute them to the death.
Concerning such persons, some others also of the governors of provinces wrote to my most divine father; to whom he replied that they should not at all disturb such persons, unless they were found to be attempting anything against the Roman government. And to myself many have sent intimations regarding such persons, to whom I also replied in pursuance of my father’s judgment.
But if any one has a matter to bring against any person of this class, merely as such a person, let the accused be acquitted of the charge, even though he should be found to be such an one; but let the accuser he amenable to justice.”
Justin Martyr, The First Apology, ch. 70.

 

[ChattyAnnie]

I didn't actually meet Jesus but I have been known to scream out his name while getting fucked.

 

[phrodeau]

An eclipse during a full moon? Hmm…

https://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/LEhistory/LEplot/LE0033Apr03P.pdf

There was a partial lunar eclipse on 4/3 33AD. The earth's shadow was visible on the moon, and was seen at dusk in the middle east. The moon would be full at the time, and Passover is always celebrated during a full moon.

Not an impossible solar eclipse with a full moon, just a regular lunar one.

 

[RubiDia]

If you die on a rollercoaster, you go to heaven. It's a new rule. link

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't agree with hardly any of your faith/beliefs Try, but I suspect that our ethical values aren't so different.

Anyway I thought you might prefer this to an argument.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q9gLdqSq20

I think we would really get along. Thank you for the song. I do like to hear your opinions though. I bet they would be interesting.

If you die on a rollercoaster, you go to heaven. It's a new rule. link

Then I am messed up. I don't do rollercoasters.

Both dwarfed by a third category of people who never heard of him, and were none the worse for it.

I get the category but I don't think my categories were dwarfed by it. My opinion

I didn't actually meet Jesus but I have been known to scream out his name while getting fucked.

I'm not positive, but I don't think it is the same Jesus.

 

[Bidin~Time]

prolly not the same

 

[Conager]

Is posting on a porn board on the Sabbath an appropriate way to get to heaven?

 

[Tryharder62]

Is posting on a porn board on the Sabbath an appropriate way to get to heaven?

Not any more than singing into a bar of soap in the shower makes me a singer. I shouldn't, but I end up doing it anyway.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/afKgYgyUh6okMZvpy_-BTF_fhNqBfJUBsauFH4hF7YcevUpsAX4Y6sIbbnezTcB7z9jNRPqyzySuvGE6msTI_vF5pTDhsGT7YU3B42HZTz28Z_klvO5AgemIt4PAxCCHSrSPtZP0G5DnY33ZngiDjRTY=w250-h250-nc (Cute kitten to distract you. LOL)

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Kent Hovind on Carbon Dating and the Age of the Earth

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...carbon+dating&hl=en#docid=-290549270591347390



http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...rQLMiKW3Bg&q=kent+hovind+carbon+dating&hl=en#

 

[KingOrfeo]

Is posting on a porn board on the Sabbath an appropriate way to get to heaven?

Not any more than singing into a bar of soap in the shower makes me a singer. I shouldn't, but I end up doing it anyway.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/afKgYgyUh6okMZvpy_-BTF_fhNqBfJUBsauFH4hF7YcevUpsAX4Y6sIbbnezTcB7z9jNRPqyzySuvGE6msTI_vF5pTDhsGT7YU3B42HZTz28Z_klvO5AgemIt4PAxCCHSrSPtZP0G5DnY33ZngiDjRTY=w250-h250-nc (Cute kitten to distract you. LOL)

Jesus will forgive you. The porn board was made for man, not man for the porn board.

 

[Tryharder62]

Jesus will forgive you. The porn board was made for man, not man for the porn board.

I'm pretty sure God feels sorry for me. My social life consists of arguing religion on a porn board. I can't even do porn right.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22400000/Cute-Kitten-kittens-22438020-480-360.jpg Just a kitten because I feel like it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'm pretty sure God feels sorry for me. My social life consists of arguing religion on a porn board. I can't even do porn right.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22400000/Cute-Kitten-kittens-22438020-480-360.jpg Just a kitten because I feel like it.

So go to a church board and post some dirty stories and pics!

With kittens. Kittens make everything better. (But keep them non-participant. Kiddie bestiality is gross. That's why I hardly ever practice it.)

 

[Tryharder62]

So go to a church board and post some dirty stories and pics!

With kittens. Kittens make everything better. (But keep them non-participant. Kiddie bestiality is gross. That's why I hardly ever practice it.)

HARDLY EVER PRACTICE IT! WHAT???????! I did go to some church boards when I was upset at Easter. Now that is some bizarre stuff!!! I'd rather stick to the porn board and take the consequences!!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/J5OmXCKpfKZeMSU4WOel0-eIaMuNpCdHRk0raTGQ9Xrjj9ST3nm2xaDiilluVdNuiZl-qfDuYQ-T-2_XrHQMpoBX6Ef1W99KwJ_H6-iZ=w356-h200-ncThere are just some things you shouldn't do to your pet!!!

 

[KingOrfeo]

HARDLY EVER PRACTICE IT! WHAT???????!

Well, you know how it is, we all slip now and then, I do it, you do it, baby animals are cute, and some of them are too cute. Just don't overdo it, or you'll get a restraining order telling you you can't go within 100 feet of a petting zoo or a pet shop or an animal shelter or . . . what else was there . . . a veterinarian's office or a kennel . . . and they call this a free country . . .

I did go to some church boards when I was upset at Easter. Now that is some bizarre stuff!!!

I know, I know, it is all a bit too much for my delicate moral sensibilities!