The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Farawyn]

In the last few weeks I had my first margarita and several more.
My first sparkling sake ( who new it came other than still
And hot)

And a great beer in the blue note called brother thelonious; it's wonderful.

I'm so sorry about tomorrow.
I haven't even been Easter shopping yet. For food.
Outside of the kielbasa.

I think I will drink
Prosecco
Aperol
Seltzer

On Easter. It's festively orange.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm buyin' Cutey

Well hey there stranger! How're you doing Elle?

Thank you, Necro.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Thank you, Necro.

Always

I'm doing great! Exhausted but great. Yesterday we had a very short unscheduled road trip which was fun but left no time to enjoy Chicago where I had plans . We were meeting friends in the evening ( which is what took us to Chicago for s one day trip ) and I was so tired by the time we got there I just slept. My husband and a friend on the phone were very kind and made me giggle instead of be too upset with my self

AHEM!

... You should've let me know you were in town, would have gladly met you two and shown you around

 

[Farawyn]

Elle called me Cutey.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Well I only found out recently that's where you were and I wasn't sure I was meant to know

I am there for a couple of hours this week but on a work day and just sitting in the airport in the morning. I'll have luggage ( which I hope I can check) but I am getting more and more reliant on my walking stick as the time goes on and I get more tired. . I now officially missed FOUR people in Chicago. And I should have thought to offer you the seat I didn't use at jazz showcase

I see how it is. You blow through town, not even so much as hullo, then mock me to boot?

Next time, I'll have to take you two to the old neighborhood and visit one of the old local joints for a drink and maybe a bar fight. When's the last time you broke a chair over someone in a dive bar? Get you that old south side experience

 

[Farawyn]

Well I only found out recently that's where you were and I wasn't sure I was meant to know

I am there for a couple of hours this week but on a work day and just sitting in the airport in the morning. I'll have luggage ( which I hope I can check) but I am getting more and more reliant on my walking stick as the time goes on and I get more tired. . I now officially missed FOUR people in Chicago. And I should have thought to offer you the seat I didn't use at jazz showcase

I see how it is. You blow through town, not even so much as hullo, then mock me to boot?

Next time, I'll have to take you two to the old neighborhood and visit one of the old local joints for a drink and maybe a bar fight. When's the last time you broke a chair over someone in a dive bar? Get you that old south side experience

And Miles.
And my nursing friend T.
And my cousin Nicole.

 

[Miles Long]

Wait, you came to CHICAGO?

 

[Farawyn]

Wait, you came to CHICAGO?

This is the new thing. We all go to Chicago and don't tell you. We are planning your surprise par...

Oops.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Miles Long]

Well the joke is on all you assholes because it just so happens I am the number one amateur tour guide in the Windy City so you're the ones missing out not me.

 

[Farawyn]

Well the joke is on all you assholes because it just so happens I am the number one amateur tour guide in the Windy City so you're the ones missing out not me.

*pours you a huge shot of whatever*

Can you show me Cicero?

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

You know whAt, I have spent significant amounts of this trip with my inlaws, I
I might be the first to break a chair given provocation.

Yes sir I'm mocking you wLking around outside while I'm
Cooped up in the airport looking out

Now THAT, I'd pay good money to see

Oh I'm cooped up too, just in a different way, and not at the airport.

 

[Miles Long]

*pours you a huge shot of whatever*

Can you show me Cicero?

Sure! But first you should take a long walk off Navy Pier, tourist.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

Sure! But first you should take a long walk off Navy Pier, tourist.

As long as I don't have to eat your fucking pizza I'm fine.

 

[Farawyn]

Well I didn't know you were there either. Sigh.

. I don't have my doggies with me though.

You changed your shoes.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Well the joke is on all you assholes because it just so happens I am the number one amateur tour guide in the Windy City so you're the ones missing out not me.

I can vouch for the awesomeness of his help in the Windy City (where GPSs don't always seem to work properly, lol). Quite the helpful tour guide, our Miles Long.

 

[smtst5]

Frozen lime margaritas with salt

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Miles Long]

I can vouch for the awesomeness of his help in the Windy City (where GPSs don't always seem to work properly, lol). Quite the helpful tour guide, our Miles Long.

Thank you Brooke. It's always nice to remember who my real friends are!

 

[Farawyn]

Frozen lime margaritas with salt

We stuck you in a cab last night.

 

[Farawyn]

I can vouch for the awesomeness of his help in the Windy City (where GPSs don't always seem to work properly, lol). Quite the helpful tour guide, our Miles Long.

Thank you Brooke. It's always nice to remember who my real friends are!

Thank you, BB, for being a real friend to Miles.

 

[smtst5]

We stuck you in a cab last night.

So that is how I ended up two states away