The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[_Necrosomantic_]

Me and Tequila Guy.
He can pay.

Sold

 

[Farawyn]

Sold

How many olives?

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

How many olives?

Four, in four fingers.

Switched over to wheat beer now, nice way to wind down.

 

[Farawyn]

Four, in four fingers.

Switched over to wheat beer now, nice way to wind down.

I may have another cider, since you called a cab.
Hope the cabby doesn't try to make small talk.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I may have another cider, since you called a cab.
Hope the cabby doesn't try to make small talk.

Like repeating the same questions and awkward throat clearing? Nah, I'm sure we'll be fine.

 

[Farawyn]

Like repeating the same questions and awkward throat clearing? Nah, I'm sure we'll be fine.

TG fell asleep.
He said it was air quotes Water.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

TG fell asleep.
He said it was air quotes Water.

Uh huh, and what Mexican distillery bottles that " water "?

 

[Farawyn]

Uh huh, and what Mexican distillery bottles that " water "?

*kicks TG a little and half heartedly tries to lift him into the cab

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

*kicks TG a little and half heartedly tries to lift him into the cab

* Distracts the cabby by reaching up and playing with the radio, shutting off the meter while he's not looking.

 

[Farawyn]

* Distracts the cabby by reaching up and playing with the radio, shutting off the meter while he's not looking.

You can help me lift TG.
He's not naked.
For once.

 

[Farawyn]

You can help me lift TG.
He's not naked.
For once.

Please.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Please.

Sure thing Cutey.

 

[Farawyn]

Sure thing Cutey.

Thank you.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Thank you.

* flicks a handful of TG's money at the driver.

Anytime

 

[Tallcajun]

TG is passed out.

My house is dry....sniff.
Store run tomorrow.

Hope you kids make it home safe!

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

TG is passed out.

My house is dry....sniff.
Store run tomorrow.

Hope you kids make it home safe!

Spare us cab fare if you drive, podna.

 

[Tallcajun]

Spare us cab fare if you drive, podna.

You got it. I'll take the lakefront drive.
So nice this time of year.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

You got it. I'll take the lakefront drive.
So nice this time of year.

What would we do without ya, a true friend

 

[Tallcajun]

I think Far feel asleep.
Enjoy the ride.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I think Far feel asleep.
Enjoy the ride.

'Preciate it

 

[Farawyn]

Awwww, I missed TC.

I love the wine glass Sassy gave me. It is huge. I can have 3 glasses and the whole bottle is gone.
Having glass 3 of this, local winery, dry amber pink rose:

https://m.wine.com/product/wolffer-estate-rose-2015/153525

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I'm sure he'll be back, Bailey's for me tonight, maybe switch to wheat beer later.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm sure he'll be back, Bailey's for me tonight, maybe switch to wheat beer later.

I'd rather have that.
This is good. But I'm in a beery mood.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I'm buyin' Cutey

Well hey there stranger! How're you doing Elle?