The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

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As I settled in for my flight home, I plugged the ear buds into the phone and started to listen to my podcast: "Hi! Welcome to Sex with Emily..." At which point I realized the sound wasn't coming out of the earbuds. Oops. :D

ha, whoops ! :)


Watching Misery. Haven't seen it in years.

love that movie.
the hobbling scene is a favorite
 
Insult 6 - I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better reply than that.

One of my favourites is peperoni & jalapenos pizza, very thin crust, no sauce at all, with two extra toppings of jalapenos.

Best thing ever!
Only that you shit acidic green afterwards
 
They don't? I must be the odd one out. It depends on where, and how, and if it makes me think of an overeager poodle or not. Some men lack subtlety.

It IS all in the subtlety isn't it?
Put me down as a fan of listening to ragged breathing.


It's Lit on a Friday night.
Then again I'm always suspicious of "the quiet apartment". Y'know, the guy that always pays his rent early, never makes noise, basically the perfect tenant.
I always assume he has half a dozen blue barrels in his closet.
 
It IS all in the subtlety isn't it?
Put me down as a fan of listening to ragged breathing.



It's Lit on a Friday night.
Then again I'm always suspicious of "the quiet apartment". Y'know, the guy that always pays his rent early, never makes noise, basically the perfect tenant.
I always assume he has half a dozen blue barrels in his closet.

Or something in his freezer.
 
I was attempting to find the perfect first name for Sir Fucknuckles, but Fata's Uncle Fucknuckle sounds best.

when I was in Army basic training, a million years ago, there were two guys in my platoon. One had the first name of Newbern, the other had a first name of Lubenow (I kid you not). Drills sergeants called them Private Newbie and Private Lubie. Either one would suffice for Sir Fucknuckles.

Sir Newbern Fucknuckles
Sir Lubenow Fucknuckles.
 
What if the results of no sleep mean there will be steamer trunks under my eyes, Petey? Will you still love me then? I think not... :(
 
It's been raining and snowing since november......


It's still raining and snowing.

Any day now spring.
 
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