The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Pookie]

the motel six off exit 94.

^^^

Insult 3.1

 

[Pookie]

Fuck! Are we there yet?

 

[Porkwarrior]

If I buy your hot friend a drink because she makes me laugh, don't be a purple haired, overweight, cockblocking cunt and call it a microaggression.

 

[neci]

two more hours.

roll down the windows.

 

[Greypowerful]

It's awesome being old & decrepit around here... no need for macho strutting - THAT schooner sailed LONG Since!

No need to be current on the vagaries of pop culture - cuz I stopped being concerned about being cool, fully eight years hence...

Fuck!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck! Are we there yet?

Nearly there!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where's Uncle Fucknuckles?

 

[Porkwarrior]

I've never had anybody fuck my knuckle...then again, I'm not big on appendage fetishes.

Then again, I do like a good ear lick, and always make the mistake my partner enjoys the same.
(Yes ladies, I've learned that most of you don't)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Ethical_Slut]

Then there's 'timeless' like Audrey Hepburn in a little black dress.
http://i2.wp.com/www.theskinnystiletto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/audrey-hepburn-19-george-peppard-1.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

https://pics.onsizzle.com/got-the-little-bugger-now-were-safe-14431853.png

 

[Disgustipated]

Where's Uncle Fucknuckles?

You rang?

 

[Parminderjeet]

I've never had anybody fuck my knuckle...then again, I'm not big on appendage fetishes.

Then again, I do like a good ear lick, and always make the mistake my partner enjoys the same.
(Yes ladies, I've learned that most of you don't)

Most are just grossed out by your porky ass.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Most are just grossed out by your porky ass.

I've been to a Sikh, and Hindu, weddings. Sikh's do everything better, no wonder her bodyguard slashed her to death.

Where shouts on the ear are you licking?

LOL omfg don't shout!
Seriously, just hearing breathing next to my ear gets me going. But yeah, shouting is out

 

[hashtag46]

Parminderjeet and porkwarrior…

A match made in heaven!

 

[Pookie]

Insult 5 - I don't know what makes Hash so stupid, but it really works.

 

[hashtag46]

Insult 5 - I don't know what makes Hash so stupid, but it really works.

Ask Sean
He called me out with countless variations on the same theme lol

 

[Froya]

I've never had anybody fuck my knuckle...then again, I'm not big on appendage fetishes.

Then again, I do like a good ear lick, and always make the mistake my partner enjoys the same.
(Yes ladies, I've learned that most of you don't)

They don't? I must be the odd one out. It depends on where, and how, and if it makes me think of an overeager poodle or not. Some men lack subtlety.

 

[Disgustipated]

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[Greypowerful]

I never worried about it. I just do what I like, wear what I like, listen to what I like. If cool is not being true to yourself I ain't interested in it.

A very healthy way to look at Life, Elle.

 

[Pookie]

Ask Sean
He called me out with countless variations on the same theme lol

Insult 6 - I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better reply than that.

 

[gypsyTX]

As I settled in for my flight home, I plugged the ear buds into the phone and started to listen to my podcast: "Hi! Welcome to Sex with Emily..." At which point I realized the sound wasn't coming out of the earbuds. Oops.

 

[silver gurl]

Watching Misery. Haven't seen it in years.