Where did all the flirting go?

[Tryharder62]

A reliable source has conveyed to me that there is something strange going on with the general board and the lounge. A very sexy witness told me that all but 3 threads on the general board front page were made by men. (ANGRY MEN). A large percentage of the threads in the lounge were made by women.

Analyzing trends, by the end of the Trump presidency, the flirting ratio will be absolutely zero. Women will congregate in the lounge. Men will continue arguing politics and religion on the general board. Flirting will be no more. (I blame OBAMA LOL)

This writer will not let that happen. I will continue to post my nonsense threads to try to bring men and women back together again. My slogan is "Let's make the General Board about flirting again."

Thank you for your support!!!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Well, hello there. *waggles eyebrows*

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

 

[KingOrfeo]

My slogan is "Let's make the General Board about flirting again."!

"Hey, baby!" [sidles up the bar to her, slips arm around waist] "If I could rearrange the alphabet . . . I'd group all the vowels together at the beginning! Wouldn't that make sense?! [fondles her navel] "And then, and then, I'd pair all the voiced consonants with their unvoiced counterparts! B and p, d and t, v and f -- c'mon, let's have some sort of system here!" [disengages arm from waist, grabs and shakes her by the lapels] "Why does alphabetical order have to be so damned random?!!"

[wipes spittle off his chin and hers]

"I suck at this, don't I?"

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

 

[KingOrfeo]

"You're below even my usual standards, but, what the Hell, I'm getting bored with my inflatable doll."

Some women appreciate the soft sell approach. Unfortunately, all of them are in convents.

 

[KingOrfeo]

"Come over here, little girl, and I'll show you what I learned in prison!"

 

[Typo Fu Master]

A favorite from Weekend At Bernie's:

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

 

[SyKoKo]

This is what you made for dinner.....? TryHarder

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://www.nursetogether.com/sites/default/files/3.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://destinationfemme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pickup-7.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://i.imgur.com/dsJpiVb.png

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://www.nursetogether.com/sites/default/files/c9d47a7727d33538a7830bb1827c8aa0_0.jpg

 

[Typo Fu Master]

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-pictures-if-woman-used-sleazy-raunchy-pick-up-lines-11.jpg

 

[hashtag46]

I'm with you on this.

I miss the way the Board used to be with the combination of the two.
Such a great combo of fun and serious threads.
Now both forums are lacking. The GB looks too serious and bland, and the lounge looks too fluffy.

Keep it up, Tryharder, maybe others will follow your example too.

 

[Christobal]

I can't tell you about all the ladies I used to flirt with here. Then the restraining orders starting flowing in. The FBI showed up and took my computer. This is my 17th alt. And my 11th computer.

So which of you of you ladies wants to flirt? Chicks dig me.