The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Wings]

I was told there would be no math.

Sorry.

 

[Wrong Element]

In true Washington DC sports fashion, the Beloved Redskins released all their best players yesterday. I wonder if Johnny Manziel is available...

Are you a blonde with big tits? Then yes, he is.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: But Satiriously Folks ...

 

[trysail]

Sonofabitch.

There's white shit falling out of the sky.




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[raindancer]

I need a cortado!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I need a cortado!

Is that anything like a blowie? If so, I'm wit ya!

 

[raindancer]

What's a blowie?!

 

[Wings]

Are you a blonde with big tits? Then yes, he is.

Pretty sure he'd accept a blonde with big tits and a dick.

A few people have a better chance on here.

 

[NHKitty]

Why would someone, who does have to, wear boots with metal grommets to the airport? Way to hold us all up!!

 

[Typo Fu Master]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: I Don My Wizard Hat And Robe

 

[JohnnySavage]

For a month now this company has been telling me they'd get me a check "right away"

I got it today and the check is dated 3/8/17. Lying bastards!

 

[thør]

For a month now this company has been telling me they'd get me a check "right away"

I got it today and the check is dated 3/8/17. Lying bastards!

I offer an early pay discount. If course, that the price I want for the work. The normal invoice price has a few months of interest on it because no one pays in 30 days.

 

[thør]

Why would someone, who does have to, wear boots with metal grommets to the airport? Way to hold us all up!!

That person is just expressing their freedom to dress as they wish and to let everyone else know that they don't give a shit about others.

 

[CTFD]

Piping hot brownie with ice cream!

http://395b8fa9db24904bd7e1-a3c3d389bff73ed21ae62169b094651a.r26.cf2.rackcdn.com/i/pies/showcase/hotfudgebrowniealamode.jpg

 

[CTFD]

I'm in the mood for a Jessica Jones bleh

https://beckysblogs.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ugh-gif.gif

 

[CTFD]

I SWEAR, Callum Blue grew up to be a David Tennant double!

Observe, if you will:

David Tennant:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/helygen/David_T/390195_560561533959612_1770194466_n.jpg

Callum Blue:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/40/13/c4/4013c4155abd50a76ab956b87e46d0e5.jpg

 

[NHKitty]

That person is just expressing their freedom to dress as they wish and to let everyone else know that they don't give a shit about others.

And happens to be my co-worker.
Sweet!!
It'd be better if she then didn't act annoyed that she set off the metal detector.
Duh!!

 

[Emerson40]

Snow, snow go away!!!!

62 yesterday; 6" of snow this morning.

Not quite Croc Martens weather yet.


https://dailybestecn.nohup.it/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/croc-martens-680x366.jpg

 

[Pookie]

After reaching the 80's lately with flowers now blooming, we're gonna have highs in the 40's this weekend. Then several nights in the 20's next week to kill everything.

 

[Greypowerful]

I am SO over this Winter... mild or not, it's lasting far too long.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

It will be zeroF tonight in Boston.We haz snow.

 

[Greypowerful]

It will be zeroF tonight in Boston.We haz snow.

Nasty!

 

[trysail]

Drought Information Statement
National Weather Service Baltimore MD/Washington DC
913 AM EST Mon Mar 6 2017

...SEVERE DROUGHT CONDITIONS DEVELOP IN THE DC METRO...

SYNOPSIS...
As of February 28th 2017, the U.S. Drought Monitor indicates that
Severe Drought (D2) conditions have developed in the D.C.
metropolitan area...

They've obviously confused drought with the natural outcome of a swamp being drained.

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[gotsnowgotslush]

*tingling and burning lips* This batch of chipotles are not mild.

 

[Pookie]

We may get snow on Sunday. WTF!