The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Go post in the Lounge!

[Typo Fu Master]

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[JohnnySavage]

No one person knows how to make a pencil.

 

[Disgustipated]

Wish Colbert had stuck with his Colbert report.

Why? Because real news hurts your brain?

.....

One of your better pists.

 

[raindancer]

Lately, I want to slap people.

 

[Disgustipated]

Lately, I want to slap people.

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[raindancer]

Yes! This is new for me.

 

[Greypowerful]

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[ryan8558]

Arby's roast beef sandwich. It's the only meat product I've ever craved. What a shitty one, too.

Now this is something to crave.

http://www.charlestoncvb.com/assets/images/listings/original_http://www.charlestoncvb.com/assets/images/listings/original_RR_2-ruths-chris-charleston-steak-shrimp.jpg

 

[CTFD]

bleh

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[Greypowerful]

Now this is something to crave.

http://www.charlestoncvb.com/assets/images/listings/original_http://www.charlestoncvb.com/assets/images/listings/original_RR_2-ruths-chris-charleston-steak-shrimp.jpg

A tad "nouvelle" for this lad...

Gimme REAL larger steak and crustaceans, please!

 

[trysail]

There's little that's as disgusting as morbid obesity.

Ugh.

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[ryan8558]

Pride and arrogance

 

[Rightguide]

No one person knows how to make a pencil.

Shades of Milton Friedman.

 

[trysail]

A key environmental justice leader at the Environmental Protection Agency has resigned...

-lead from The Washington Post​

WHAT in the name OF FUCK is an "environmental justice leader" and why in fuck is there somebody on the government payroll getting paid to be whatever the fuck an "environmental justice leader" is ?


Jesus H. Keeeeeeeriiiiiiiiiist, will somebody please throw these people out of the goddamned swamp that is the nightmare that is D.C.




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[Fata Morgana]

There's little that's as disgusting as morbid obesity.

Ugh.

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Animal cruelty? Paedophilia? Domestic violence? Cheese in a can? Torture? Rape? Self obsessed wankbiscuits? Judgemental shitheads?

You're a bit of a cunt, Trysail. Put that in a fucking graph.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not that I needed a reminder of why I adore you.

He really gets on my tits lately.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Woman watch more Porn on their phones than men?

I call bullshit!

 

[Aquagal]

Woman watch more Porn on their phones than men?

I call bullshit!

Men enjoy their tablet watching.

Bigger is better?

 

[Aquagal]

""Itzhardforyou", what a retarded name. I can't believe dudes think this is still a go to.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Itzsoftforher......nah, it just doesnt have the same POP to it..

 

[chillywilly2]

""Itzhardforyou", what a retarded name. I can't believe dudes think this is still a go to.

as long as you keep messaging them........

 

[pink]

I am so glad I stopped with one child.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]