Non-Political Thread.... I hope.

[juttjaw]

Whatever, whenever, all the time..

One rule.

NO POLITICS.

Everything else? Fine.




I'll start.

Big orange cat caught a little field mouse. Little dumb kitten got a hold of it after the fact. Big orange cat just plays with it till it's dead. Little dumb kitten doesn't know that caveat. He took it somewhere and abandoned it. We can't find it...

Fuck.

 

[Wrong Element]

Whatever, whenever, all the time..

One rule.

NO POLITICS.

Everything else? Fine.




I'll start.

Big orange cat caught a little field mouse. Little dumb kitten got a hold of it after the fact. Big orange cat just plays with it till it's dead. Little dumb kitten doesn't know that caveat. He took it somewhere and abandoned it. We can't find it...

Fuck.

The big cat will find it soon enough.

 

[juttjaw]

The big cat will find it soon enough.

Big cat found it, killed it, left it for the dumb kitten.. He has no use for a dead field mouse. I suppose we'll find it when it starts to stink. Big cat will just lay it in the middle of the laundry room floor. Little dumb kitten? Earns his name.

 

[Tryharder62]

My story is that I am trying to get fit. I started a new exercise DVD on the lines of yoga. Today I can't move and my knees are frozen. Can't bend them. True story.

 

[Sean]

Big orange cat

Is this about Trump?

 

[juttjaw]

Is this about Trump?

Good one... but he'd be more about the dumb kitten.

STOP!

 

[Tryharder62]

Is this about Trump?

Too funny

 

[juttjaw]

My story is that I am trying to get fit. I started a new exercise DVD on the lines of yoga. Today I can't move and my knees are frozen. Can't bend them. True story.

I'm always amazed at the amount of soreness after a workout... or work.. or walking to the freezer to many times...


face it, we're getting old.

 

[juttjaw]

I just cracked the screen of my S7 Edge... I hate the phone, not for the innards, but for the edge. ... . . . . . . .. . ..... .

I've dropped it a thousand times. However, this little slip did it in.

JUNK

the lot of them!

 

[KingOrfeo]

Big orange cat caught a little field mouse. Little dumb kitten got a hold of it after the fact. Big orange cat just plays with it till it's dead. Little dumb kitten doesn't know that caveat. He took it somewhere and abandoned it. We can't find it...

Fuck.

A clear metaphor for the exploitation of the proletariat by the ruling class. The kitten is the middle class duped into identifying with the ruling-class POV without realizing its agenda can never profit them.

 

[juttjaw]

A clear metaphor for the exploitation of the proletariat by the ruling class. The kitten is the middle class duped into identifying with the ruling-class POV without realizing its agenda can never profit them.

YOU SO GET ME!!

 

[Tryharder62]

I just cracked the screen of my S7 Edge... I hate the phone, not for the innards, but for the edge. ... . . . . . . .. . ..... .

I've dropped it a thousand times. However, this little slip did it in.

JUNK

the lot of them!

On facebook one of my friends asked around if there are places to fix cracked screens. There was one around here but it would cost $150 dollars. Get a new phone I say!

(I am telling the truth....I do have friends)

 

[juttjaw]

On facebook one of my friends asked around if there are places to fix cracked screens. There was one around here but it would cost $150 dollars. Get a new phone I say!

(I am telling the truth....I do have friends)

I'm not telling you the truth..

I dont own a phone

 

[Aquagal]

Get a phone case and fix the kitten!

 

[islandman]

One rule......

http://www.k3dav.com/lmao-data1.jpg

 

[Hard_Rom]

My story is that I am trying to get fit. I started a new exercise DVD on the lines of yoga. Today I can't move and my knees are frozen. Can't bend them. True story.

Tylenol is your friend. Day after first hockey game I have to haul self up stairs by the handrail.

 

[Aquagal]

My story is that I am trying to get fit. I started a new exercise DVD on the lines of yoga. Today I can't move and my knees are frozen. Can't bend them. True story.

Drink tons of water after your workout and flush that lactic acid out. Stretch on your can't move days. Hot shower?

 

[Tryharder62]

Drink tons of water after your workout and flush that lactic acid out. Stretch on your can't move days. Hot shower?

I have been trying to drink more water. I'll try the rest! Thanks

 

[neci]

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/I-did-not-HAVE-A-SEXUAL--relationship-with-Donald-Trump--meme-60354.jpg

i did not have a monetary relationship with donald trump.

 

[Jennifer]

Drink tons of water after your workout and flush that lactic acid out. Stretch on your can't move days. Hot shower?

Perfect advice. Add ibuprofen for the win.

 

[juttjaw]

Perfect advice. Add ibuprofen for the win.

Water is for pussies!!!


Damn women




keep hydrated. force that water down. Once your pee is clear to light yellow, you're ok.

 

[juttjaw]

Like the old Olympic motto ....

If you pee is gold, you are not.

 

[islandman]

No pussy references, please.

For obvious reasons.

 

[islandman]

Like the old Olympic motto ....

If you pee is gold, you are not.

Or golden showers references!

Thanks.


~The Management

 

[juttjaw]

Or golden showers references!

Thanks.


~The Management

Leave politics out of this!!